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I'm sick of the single life brothers, I want a girlfriend because this bed is too big for one.
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>>35528675
So do I, dude but I mean its hard.
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U o f L
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>>35528675
>tfw big empty bed reminds you how alone you are
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get a load of this normie greentexting on youtube.
didnt even do it correctly
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Fuck off, phoneposter
originaloj
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>>35528626
no one cares fucking newfag, leave my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT OUT OUT
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I thought becoming gay would fix all of my problems but if anything it just made them worse.
Why is it so fucking hard to find a good boyfriend that isn't a sexual degenerate faggot?
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Because homosexuals are degenerates you fucking retard
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>>35528561
That's actually why I decided not to try being gay.
It just seemed like it would further alienate me without making me happier or more fulfilled.
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>when everyone at uni knows your name because you're a top student
>you don't know their names when they call for you
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>>35528541
speaking to people using their names is a meme.
Just look at whoever your talking and refer to them as you.
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>>35528541
>bunch of random kids who were in grades below me knew who i was in high school
>never really spoke to anyone
>didn't know who those people were
>uni
>people leave me be
>bliss
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> "Hey anon. Wanna hit the range?"
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Fucking tryhard. I want that FAL though.
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I'll hit your boi pucci instead
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>those flags
>anime garb and patches
no way in hell
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I wish I had the balls to off myself. Even if everything changed, it wouldn't have been worth it. I don't want to achieve anything, I just want to be gone.
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>>35528335
>I wish I had the balls to off myself.
So do I
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There are plenty of easy ways to off yourself faggot. Why are you afraid of the pain if you'll be dead anyway?
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>>35528594
I'm afraid of surviving it.
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>pretty girls only care about what's on the outsi...
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>>35528304
lol thats 1 picture. that doesnt mean she likes him or even spent a single second more than it took to take that picture anywhere near him.
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He's a big guy, look at his hands compared to the can he's holding, he probably has a huge dick too.
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>>35528729
this
>>35528304
more attractive than the average robot
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My dad just texted me asking me if he could use my iPad to search for NCAA brackets. What tf do I tell him? What if he finds some crazy shit?
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>>35528261
just tell him no
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>>35528365
How? Then he'll be suspicious. He just texted me "hello?" AHHHHHH
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>>34428261 (OP)
well unless you search "Nigger porn" or something similar that begins with 'n' then you should be fine to tell hime to go to safari and type "NCAA brackets".
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I hope my dancing cactus brightens your day, anon 2017-03-14 11:10:45 Post No.35528245
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I hope my dancing cactus brightens your day, anon
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I know it does mine
It's gonna be a good day
No more tears today
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>>35528245
i really really really like this image.
thanks anon
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y-yeah
I feel like... I feel like today will be good!
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I'm going to rape your cactus
>tfw a girls is nice to you in the public transport and i dont know if she loves me or she is just friendly
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She's nice to you because you creep her the fuck out and she doesn't want to be murdered
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>>35528095
She's just friendly, but you're probably kind of cute/ handsome (depends on age)
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>>35528163
this guy is correct, m9
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>"Well, look who finally decided to join us. You know, you spend too much time online and you might catch a computer virus!"
>room erupts in laughter
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>tilt head down and to the right
>light-hearted halfsmile
>cough that you turn into a chuckle
>"yeah, I'll watch out for that"
>Hold in tears
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>well you spend so much time fucking whores you might catch a sex virus!!
>*run away*
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>suck my dick grandpa
Then grab a drink and leave.
It's not difficult guys.
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>Actually took a shower today so I'm all clean
>Comfy and snug and wrapped up in a blanket
>Clutching body pillow with one arm
>Watching Kelly Hart mommy porn on my phone
this is nice
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>>35528024
Your picture is nice and you sound cute.
Even if you're a guy I would hug you like you were my little brother.
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>>35528345
R-Really? Thanks anon, that sounds really nice! I've always wanted to be a little brother
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>>35528660
I'm going to go hug my little brother right now.
He's playing dragon age origins.
>be at blood bank
>see weird girl there
>she's laughing making donkey sounds
>her dad is like 400lbs
>he other sister is spacing out like she's on meds
>they're in their late and early 20s
>some fat lady is there breathing hard trying to hold a baby
>some fat mexican lady is there screaming when she talks
>the people who work there look tired
>all these people are welfare
>some fat 20 something slob with his handicap mom is there, he looks like he's on the verge of suicide
this place is depressing as fuck
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Maybe they were there to donate plasma (I think it's plasma)? My uncle gets an extra $300 a month for giving blood.
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>>35528056
Is giving blood good money? Could I be neet and live off of plasmabux?
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>>35528323
No, unless youre a certain blood type you wont make shit
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I'm taking my first Statistics class in college (lol american public school) and right now it seems comfy. Is it a comfy robot career? I don't mind repetitive work.
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fuck statistics good luck getting a job in that
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>>35527696
In the statistics class I took in college, I was great when we started, then it got more advanced and I had no fucking idea what was going on.
I know I bombed the final exam, but my teacher still gave me a 90-something for some reason. I think I made the professor like me by participating in class and doing well on the previous exams, so he protected my A. Good guy.
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>>35527696
>I'm taking my first Statistics class in college (lol american public school) and right now it seems comfy. Is it a comfy robot career? I don't mind repetitive work.
So what are you looking at becoming exactly, an actuary?
Before I get into this I just wanna say that the first stats class you take is nothing like any of the other stuff you would do as a stats major. a lot of upper divs are probably closer to compsci than math, honestly stats is kinda different from either of those fields
If you want to be an actuary look into the FSA tests, there's multiple tests you have to take to become an actuary, it's a very long road
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who else /boi who wants to get ass implants/ here
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>>35527669
who else /faggot/ here
fixed
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>>35527699
>who else /faggot/ here
This is 2017 and there's literally nothing wrong with that
please do not use faggot as a derogatory term
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Just work out. My brother used to make fun of my completely flat ass but now my ass is objectively better than most women. Look for an assignment rate thread on /fit/ for some motivation