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>I teleport behind the criminals and unsheath my katana

>>36751057
no its:
>strangling one the criminals by surprise and killing others with his gun while using his dead body as human shield while qts mirrin
why live

>its an 'anon imagines singing his favourite song to the whole school and gets the girl of his dreams' episode again

I stopped leaving the house for several months at a time at 14, at 16 I stopped leaving except for therapy visits, at 18 I stopped leaving the house completely and I'm 21 now.

I forget how to talk in certain situations and just stand there like an idiot

Anytime I drive somewhere other than a backroad, I start sweating profusely, no matter how diligently I've smothered myself with anti-perspirant

After interacting with some people, I start shaking involuntarily. It happened when I drove across the state with an old friend and it happened the first time I bought a pack of cigarettes

i put too much work into hygiene if I know I'm going out because of being neet for a long time but that's it.

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>>36750968
>Probably because Christianity has truth behind it.

Hehehehe

>>36750968
Christian women are generally the most degenerate

If you want women that aren't complete slut degenerates you have to go for Muslim women. Their religion teaches them to obey the husband without any objection.

>>36751024
>Muslim women
Yeah, and then an hero yourself in the middle of a mall to please the all mighty Allah

Christianity does the same thing, except you're allowed to be a person, and you're not an apostate.

Christian women who are actually Christians are the most pure. Girls who are "Christian" are extremely slutty, but the same can be said for girls who are "Muslim", meaning they don't believe in it.

I do the same thing. It helps me feel real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6zagOds7g

i pretend im a conducter when listening to music

>>36750798
top kek. this made my day anon, thanks

>>36750798
I liked this and feel obligated to post.

>>36750798
>Actually touched a woman
Fucking normies, get the fuck out

>jus bee urshelf rigatoni

No. Take the weakest person in a group and shit on them to gain the rests favor. Works every time

"Get a life" is a shaming tactic used by society to make you hate yourself because you haven't hit some pointless arbitrary milestones like a first kiss, gotten a job, or made a group of friends.

>not taking someone else's
>unironically

next time someone says that to you or says it indirectly towards you, just say "how about i take yours"
>skittish

100 years of solitude, the book is confusing and everyone has the same name for some reason.

[DISCRETION IS ADVISED]
>Softmind
Please limit your reading to anything published before 1935.
>Most things after that are either soft propaganda or hidden agendas

Doesn't posing for a photo make you lose your place? Oh, you weren't actually reading?

>>36750759
Godspeed. See ya on the other side.

kill her and the children first. Don't let thier offspring survive.

>>36750759
Real talk, please do not actually do this.

>>36750688
HAHA DUDE WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS FUCK? IS SHE SEXY POST PICS LOLOLOL XD

I feel your pain anon. I have a sibling too, wish I was the only child.

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>>36750688
>she says we both come from the same place anyway
wear her panties

You pretty much described me. I know how you feel, brother, hang in there. I'm not sure when it will end but hopefully someday it will.

>>36750727
Thank you friend, hopefully it will just be over

>>36750727
>>36750812
Funny thing, even if i had to choose between a chad life and this kind of life, i'd still choose this one. I'm so tired of these fucking asshole douchebags that think they're better because they can get girls. We're smarter and we know what pain is. They'll end up in some ditch surrounded by used syringes.

keep trying to fit in despite it never working out

when im drunk, i dont get courage or become some annoying autist
i become like a depression machine that emits an aura as well

i as well can't eat if im not watching anything

>>36750705
>tfw cant be a normal drunk

I actually get happy and forget the depression but I get so sleepy that I only get to enjoy it for like an hour max before I fall asleep

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>gag exactly 3 times while brushing teeth
>use blinker
>freeze m&ms
>get to uni early to switch out seat for most favorable one

they wont fuck me or be my gf

>>36750628
It's just western women. Mostly American ones.

Porn taught me that female sexuality is cruel and hateful. The vaginal cavity corresponds with a moral cavity within them.

>What is a..
>big important career
>?

>>36750607
Step 1. Be tall, white, good looking and come from a good family.

Stfu you ungrateful shit. What makes you think that moving to a city will motivate you at all? You're just using the fact that you can't move to one as an excuse to constantly be unmotivated. Now get off your lazy arse and get and do something with your life.

dahnaId

tehd cru

hilery clentn

>>36750574
Too innocent for this board

>not virgin
GTFO NORMIE

>>36750574
No he was imbred-chad. The chad of imbreds.