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>live in small village in Bongistan
>mobile post office van comes a few times a week (pic related)
>be an autist who doesn't go anywhere so I use it fairly often
>have good banter with the guy who works there
>he always wears funny hats and I make jokes and we both laugh
>go along today to send a birthday present
>it's obviously a book even though it's wrapped in paper
>"Now son, as you know I just have to ask what's in it"
>suddenly think it would be funny to say it's a bomb
>...
>stops what he's doing and glares at me
>"Never say that again. That's not funny laddy"
>not sure if he's joking and I'm trying not to be beta as fuck these days
>grin like an idiot as if I'm in on it
>"What would happen if you said that at an airport, eh?"
>say it would depend on who heard
>"Someone on the security team obviously"
>tell him they probably wouldn't be very impressed
>"You'd get fucking arrested, wouldn't you"
>reckon he's probably not joking but don't want to look like a little bitch just in case
>keep smiling and agree he's right
>"Get out. Seriously, get out right now"
>doesn't give me the parcel back which I've not paid for yet
>decide it is a joke because otherwise he'd hand it over even if he refuses to send it
>"And seriously, don't come back"
>get on my bike and go home, thinking I'll return later and see what's going on
>walk back later with my money
>there's a police car by the van
>turn 360 and run home
What the fuck do I do? Am I going to be arrested? Do I just go back tomorrow and apologise or something? Help me out bros, I fucked up bad
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Fucking normies can't take a joke at all. Reminds me of when I got reported at work for telling a coworker that the Columbine Shooting was my favorite school shooting (this was before the Supreme Gentleman existed.)
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he sounds like a total asshole OP, he was clearly in the wrong here
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>>36916119
OP, you should definitely send a bomb to him now, teach him a lesson!

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prove me that this picture doesn't describe everything wrong with argument
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>>36916113
why would i prove it wrong when its true you fucking nigger
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Stop being a boring socially retarded autist. It's not hard
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>>36916113
Couldn't the triangle and the pentagon get through if they went head first?

What normie websites do you use?

>facebook
>jewtube
>some mainstream porn sites
>nfl.com because I watch football sometimes
>reddit usually comes up to answer any obscure question I might have, never linger there though

Thats all I can think of right now.
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4chan

MUTTEEEE YOU HAVE BEEEN MUTED KURWA BLYAT MIRK BLYAT DAUNAS BLYAT
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>I watch football sometimes
I really don't understand how people find entertainment through watching dudes in tights running across a grass field tackling each other while holding a ball in their hand
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I unironically lurk some subreddits and the front page.
I don't post or like the system Reddit is built on though. I just find some subreddits entertaining to read.
>inb4 Le newfig Xd
Been here waaay longer than

4chan is shit now. It glorifies being an asshole and edgy shit and the community sucks ass. All of you guys are weird af and have a bunch of problems. And don't call me a normie fag, you people are the fucked up ones.
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>>36916079
>don't call me a normie fag

Ok normie fag, whatever you say.
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the quality has deteriorated throughout the entire board in the past few months....and its not even summer yet
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>>36916187
>Still falling for the summer meme
The shitposting is nonstop now.

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>tfw crossdressing fetish

h-how do I stop this?? I hate it
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>>36916055
you'll never get rid of it
sorry anon
I feel the same way about it
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>>36916055
By being my bf of course
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>>36916055
Take female hormones and start going full time. That will fix it all.

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How did our great prophet die?

My guess is that it was either cancer, murder or it's an impostor
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>>36916032
back to
>>>/r/thedonald
please

fucking plebbit
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>blue lips
obviously an impostor, furie didn't even try and make it hard
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>>36916032
It's a lie bro. Matt Furie is a faggot.

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>mom kicks me out yesterday
>spend all night at 24/7 dunkin donuts watching inuYasha
>realize I have house keys
>go back this morning as she is coming out of driveway
>doesn't say anything
>go inside
>on 4chan
>she's coming back in an hour maybe less
>drinking alcohol i got last night its 10am

what do I expect

fucking help
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im terrified u guys are my only friends

post comfy pics

what do if kicked out again
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>>36916023
do what you did yesterday.
leave before she comes this time
she'll call u to come home in no time
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>>36916023
maybe you should get to the bottom of the reason your mom is kicking you out and fix it

>be bored
>decide to make an account on some shitty dating website just too see how terrible they are
>make a semi-legit profile
>add some crappy pic of me
>the next day my account gets banned because it had been flagged as underage by other users

I'M FUCKING 21 YOU STUPID FAGGOTS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING A BABYFACE
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since this isn't getting any other responses but you probably want to help me out, what do you think about this:

I want to write a book on the philosophy of the angry beta male. here's a rough breakdown I came up with in the shower:

Pt. 1: Determining the beta male and his problem
Pt. 2: Documenting various beta male situations, both personally and in the media(ex: oregon shooter, Elliot Rodgers)
Pt 3: Suggestion for overcoming, including personal experience

I know it sounds like pop-psychology or something but I plan on writing in very technical language utilizing some niche psychology I've picked up from various people. It would not be accessible to most robots without prerequisite reading but I feel there are some who can benefit a lot from it, including myself. Again, this is a shower idea so it's not fully fleshed out but writing a book on the beta male has been an interest of mine for a while and I briefly flirted with a political science book centered around it. Maybe I can mash the two ideas. Thanks
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>>36916210
remember to sage in your response btw, I don't want this bumped and have people shit on my idea and discourage me, it will effect my writing process in ways I can't control
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>>36915993
Bump for self pity

oreo

Fast food workers are the most retarded people on earth

why should they get paid $15 an hour?

What the fuuuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t6GQEZcfFc
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>>36915992
Have you noticed majority if not all are black
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>>36916011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BP6880VzfM

Ok this too
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>>36915992
Holy fuck they are all niggers. SURPIRSE

>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Also, here's a nice pic for you guys!
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back to

>>>/x/
with your sky daddy bullshit
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>>36915958
Haha! Thanks for joining; if there are any questions you would like answered then feel free to ask, and I will answer to the best of my abilities!
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What's your opinion on the Catholic church?

Don't post in this thread if you can't handle criticism and rude customers.
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>>36915899
too fat tbqh famalamadingdongidong
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>>36915899
Melancholy hill is, altough good, quite a normie song my man.
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>>36915899
What is this thread even about nigger

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I flunked college.
What now ?
No one knows buts me.
My mother is concerned with signing me up to a communit college to get hours in, but she doesnt know I flunked.
I'm pretty much fucked up on drugs to forget this.
What do, /r9k/? you're all I can count on and I love you.

I'm am, or was, a sophomore in college, I think I've been depressed since the end of 8th grade.

I've never had an interest in doing anything, and have rejected most norms possibly due to just sheer loneliness and rejection. Do I an hero?
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Retake the classes if you can afford to, tell your mom if she seems like the type to help you with that or she is currently. People fail classes, it happens. Not the end of the world. Employers wont care as long as you get your degree, you can even use it as an example where you succeeded with past failure.

However, and this is important, if you don't feel like getting the types of jobs that require college degrees which involve high amounts of human interation and ambition to succeed generally, then dropout and don't waste your time.

Instead find an entry level job in an industry you like and work you way up, revisit college if you want to go up the ladder further, but you can generally live comfortably by finding a middle management position on experience alone.
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>>36915980
I've failed at least 1 class for the past 2 years. I just stopped going to class about 1/10 into the year. I'm depressed beyond belief.

I really want to drop out. I have a lot of interest in philosophy and thinking and debate due to me spending most of my time alone, but I think I can just manage with just any average job and just be high the rest of my life.
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>>36915851
what was your major senpai

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In my smug assuredness that I am positively an 8/10 minimum I decided I was going to slay some poon today. Wearing my black leather jacket and black sunglasses I entered the my local mall. Being in a small Bulgarian town my competition was limited which bolstered my confidence. I walked up to a cute cashier, bought something and when she handed me the receipt I asked her if her number was on it. She said no so I stared her down in an alpha pose, slid the receipt onto the counter and told her to write her number. She called me an ugly freak. Wtf I'm always getting told I'm an 8/10 by you assholes.
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>>36915850
What's wrong with my face. It looks very nice.
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What is Chad doing on MY board? I'm disgusted
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Stanley does genuinely look pretty good, so I'm not sure why this became an r9k meme

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Ask a girl (female) anything.
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First you have to prove that you are a girl.

Sage
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Why do you have to pretend to be something that doesn't exit
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is that really the most interesting thing about you?

>used to go to cousins place so i could feel up his sister
>he had games i didnt have as well
>mainly in my head i just wanted to touch her
>sometimes she would grope me back at family functions etc
>she's started talking to me a lot on facebook and wants to meet up and hang out
>she's pretty persistent, i feel like it could even be just a movie hang out thing with just us

What should i do? First cousin. I feel like this is some Godfather 3 shit about to go down, i don't really care i just worry about her telling other people.
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>>36915830
do it. not many people have this opportunity
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>not getting hot and bothered with your cousins sister in 2017
Some people
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>>36915909
if you saw her, she's such a sexy little bitch. And there's no way she doesn't remember me groping her when she was younger. It's almost like she wants me to finish the job.


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