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>tfw biochemistry student
>tfw have to take a cultural diversity class to meet my degree requirements
>tfw can't decide which one is the least cancer

What should I take my family members? I need a class that I never have to do any work/show up.
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>>38049878
I never had to do that shit.
What are the options?
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>>38049878

>having to pretend to give a shit about other cultures in college

WHY IS THIS A REQUIREMENT? ARE ALL THE SCIENTISTS FROM ZIMBABWE ANGRY WE DON'T KNOW CLICK CLACK?

I think you've made a terrible mistake in educational institution.
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>>38049878
Post the options, or what school you go to so we can see the options

And if you go in with that attitude then it's obvious from the start that you won't enjoy or get anything out of the class. Have an open mind.
Every school requires a class like that for a reason - not all the classes offered are bullshit and if you take one which is its only your fault.
Mine was a demographics class which involved looking at census data, purely quantitative analysis. There's no reason anyone should have issue with a class like this or complain about taking it.

I'm going to try out Wellbutrin. Any advice with this medication, robots?
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>>38049847
what does it do?
is it for the body or the mind?
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Addictive, as are most other anti-depressants. Be careful.
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DO NOT FUCKING DRINK
If you want to, skip it that morning.
Otherwise you'll get involuntary muscle twitches and a nasty headache with a very small chance of a seizure.

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YEAH THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE!
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You my friend
I will defend
And if we change
Well I love you anyway
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THE SUN SHINES IN THE BEDROOM WHEN WE PLAAAAAY
THE RAINING ALWAYS STARTS WHEN YOU GO AWAAAY
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Alive in Chains kicks ass

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>arguing with anon in a thread
>anon has bested me but I must have the last word
>wait until thread is on page 10
>reply and sage

Never had a chance boiz.
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>>38049757
>opponent is winning
>call him a newfag or a redditor
Tough luck, kid.
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>>38049757
>be afraid other anons might do this to me
>systematically reply to all threads underneath it to bury it before they get the chance
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>roast Anons in an argument
>they start insulting me
>just ask them why they are so mad and that they should admit they are wrong
>no replies

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>see someone post an image
>save it with the same filename
>post it elsewhere to impersonate them and disparage their character
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I do this with faggots that post their face on here

I even imitate their posting style to make anons think its them
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>>38049761
curse you, stanleyposter
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>go into thread
>be hostile for no reason

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would you fuck her if it was your only chance to lose your virginity?
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Nope. I could die a virgin and it wouldn't matter to me.
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>>38049717

NO. JESUS CHRIST NO. The devil is real.
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>>38049717
Doubt this one would even count.
Not even robot would feel better from this.

I think it makes you a negative virgin.

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Is dorming in college really all it's cracked up to be? I commute to college because I wanted to save a lot of money, and I honestly don't feel like I missed out on anything. There's no way partying every weekend doesn't get old after a while. I've gotten laid from a few girls I met at my college, so I'm not lacking in that area either. The only annoying thing is choosing whether to bang at her parent's house or my parent's house. I will say tho, the classes just being there when dorming is a huge advantage
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Living in a dorm is fun. It's kind of like being at a really long summer camp. There's always something stupid happening, someone who's willing to share the booze or weed they snuck in, and babes. The thing is once you start to mature mid way through your second year you start to absolutely fucking hate it.
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>>38049698
These threads are funny, because you're a normie and you know it but you post in a way that seems like you're breezing past the whole "kissless virgin basement dweller" thing you hear about and are talking to the other cool normies on /r9k/.

it's really fucking annoying. I hated college, couldn't fit in well enough.
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>>38049698
>>38049728

Both you normies get the fuck off my board. The most fun part about living in dorm is calling campus security to break up normie funtimes

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>try out www.inspirobot.me
>get pic related as first result

REEEEE FUCKING CHAD AI
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I kekd. I did.
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And the demoralization continues.
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>>38049537
quality bot-generated human-curated content

extra soylent slop in your tube for making this fucking excellent shitthread

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Well guys I think I'm doing it. I called in to starbucks about a week ago. Asked for an interview to show my application isn't the person who I am. (Really hard to talk btw. I hate talking to people) and the lady said "yes!" She told me it wasn't an official job interview but she'll listen. With all my confidence I ran down my application. She actually gave me a job interview on the spot. Now she's runninn a background check on me. Guys there's hope for everyone! I promise! Any tips on how to gain confidence and learn things quick at starbucks? Thanks guys. Like I said you have to get one foot in the door. I promise you won't regret it.
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>Tips to gain confidence
You either believe in your self, or you don't. Nobody is going to tell you a special secret.

Chose life, Anon
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>>38049483
That's a real nice story op. Now can you just hurry up and make my god damn latte? I have things to do.
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>>38049684
tall grande or venti?

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How can I tell whether I'm skinny or skinnyfat?
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your bodyfat percentage and your build.

if you have skinny wrists and fat around your waist and hips, you are skinnyfat.

t. skinnyfat.
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>>38049552
can I get a pic for reference? having a hard time figuring this out
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>>38049738
i dont wanna get banned, but here you go

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Why are traps so sexy? What is the science behind the magic?
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post op traps are better.
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>>38049531
>That body.
I feel bad for that tranny. Those shoulders, arms, face, etc.
It's basically a hairless version of me, not feminine at all.
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>>38049480
I have never had a gay thought in my life and I'd fuck the hell out of that faggot

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I literally can not comprehend how easy it is for some people to have casual sex. Like how can two people meet up at a party and fuck in an empty room the same night? How can friends decide to have sex one day and become fwb and not destroy their friendship? Do other people know they have sex? How does fwb differ from sex buddies? How can you not just think of your dick inside her when you normally talk to her?
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>left is stacked
>middle is cute
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>>38049516
Rebecca is cute as fuck though
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>>38049467
D A T E
A
T
E
rape

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Post your waifu and others will analyze what it means about you and why she's your waifu.

lets see those waifus
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this is a very orjmgsiej comment
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>>38049795
you want someone who is into the things you're into (being hiki) so you have things to bond over
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Here's my Precious wife (male) Anons.

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My sister and I would french kiss each other when we were younger. Our tongues touching would make us both feel "funny" and we would just laugh about it.

My parents caught us and said it was dirty, but we would carry on doing it and laugh.

Anyone else do shit like this?
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>>38049418
>what you were doing was wrong
That's subjective
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no but one time my female cousin touched my dick. another time I ate my male cousin's jizz
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>>38049418
Have you kissed her recently? Why not ask to kiss again?

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I'm 26. I'm gonna lose weight, fix myself up and get my career going. I'm gonna get a gf and hopfully by 32 at the latest, I have a wife.

Not even gonna have giant standards. Just looking for a 5/10 girl who is kind, down to earth, and wants a quiet life. We'll own a modest house outside of the city, own a couple dogs and play computer games together.
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I'm 26 and I'm going to continue drinking daily as far as my NEET bux allows til I somehow just die.

Good luck champ.
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>>38049402
You will never reach the age of 32, anon.
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>>38049402
and you want 4chan's blessing?

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