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how to remove yourself from society. 2017-04-28 07:01:24 Post No.36622680
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how to remove yourself from society.
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2017-04-28 07:01:24
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i can never show my penor to a girl. just realized while watching porn that penises arent supposed to look like mine does.
not only am i a circumcised freak but its not a complete circumcision, there is some skin left.
the only thing that remains now is to remove myself from society. i havent used facebook in 6 months and i dont even have a phone. what other measures can i take?
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go to the doctor and ask to get it fixed. aslong as it is just some skin left it should be an easy operation.
only problem is where you live as some places charge a shit ton for just basic healthcare
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>>36622884
no im not gonna show a botched 5 incher to a female. or any human being. its done. give me advice on how to stay away from people in real life. people are the source of all evil
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>>36623048
5 inches isn't really that bad dude, either get the operation to fix the botched circumcision or just resolve yourself to be a virgin and wallow in depression.
> literally chased down a thief on a moped in real life and apprehended him after a high speed chase through the streets of London
Imagine if even 40% of men were this alpha, intelligent, and high-test? Imagine the society we would build and the women we would reform.
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>>36622642
I'm intelligent enough to not get involved when a negroid steals some fags moped.
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Locke(2013) was a rly good movie.
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>>36622642
He's 5'9. No thanks
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I got out of the habit of pissing in bottles when I was in my late teens. Now I've started doing it again.
Do any other anons piss in bottles so they don't have to leave their room?
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>>36622624
Just piss in a toilet you lazy, gross dickface
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>>36623943
Then I have to leave my room and interact with people.
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>>36622624
Yes, I piss in bottles and ziplock bags, if I do use the bathroom I only pee in the sink its comfy. The ziplocknbags are for shitting in and yes I have, I put T.P inside the bag and shit in it wipe ass and close bag no smells come out I use the freezer bags. I mostly do this when I game. I use powerade bottles to pee in too.
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<3 Is anyone interested in having a findom? <3
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finndom??
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>>36622599
Whatatatttatattat??
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>newfag doesnt know how to greentext
lmao
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>>Hey Anon, come over here, my friend wants to talk to you.
>>Anon, why do you always stare at the ground?
Your move?
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>"Nice socks"
>Then walk off
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Why does it look like they're about to mug me?
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>>36622509
>tfw there were roastie street gangs in the 80s
dodged a bullet not being born then bros
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Virgins of /r9k/. Give me one good reason why you aren't cashing in that V-card for some primo boipucci?
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>>36622507
I'm not a flaming faggot. Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
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>>36622507
Because traps are actually pickier than women are?
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>>36622507
for the exact same reasons why i can't do that on women
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Is psychology really a meme major?
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50 years ago masturbation was a mental disorder
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Everything that falls outside STEM is meme.
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>>36622514
But they've made progress since then.
OP, I don't really know what you'd do with such a major. Psychologist work is boring and often not very sought out
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/uni/ general - Final Weekend Edition 2017-04-28 06:48:11 Post No.36622364
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/uni/ general - Final Weekend Edition
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2017-04-28 06:48:11
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>How many exams/papers/projects left?
>How do those grades look?
>How depressed are you?
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>>36622364
This was my first year at uni and it was the hardest thing ive ever done. I cant imagine doing this 3 more times with it being worse each time. so depressed
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Why don't you faggots just go to community college? I did and I'm better off because of it.
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>skipped class this week because didn't have paper ready
>pick up last graded paper from prof's mailbox
>A+
>"Excellent paper. Keep up the good work anon"
Damn it my next paper is going to be so shit. Why the fuck did I have to get an A on my last 2 papers? Now I have to shit out 2 more A-tier papers and I'm already fucked on my current one.
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HOW THE FUCK DO I ASK A GIRL OUT
I KNOW WHAT TO SAY
I KNOW WHAT TO DO IF SHE AGREES
I KNOW WHAT TO DO IF SHE REJECTS ME
WHY AM I SO INSECURE
WHAT PRAYERS DO I NEED
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>>36622337
STOP BEING A HUGE FAGGOT
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>>36622379
Welp, that would certainly help. How do I do that?
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>>36622337
I asked a girl out yesterday and got rejected.
Not feeling all that depressed actually, only a little lonely.
I guess I'm also a bit angry because she told me she did flirt with me.
Why the fuck do girls do this?
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How do I motivate myself to study?
Unsurprisingly unoriginal
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>>36622256
Toss away your possibly existing phone, shut your computer and unplug it and dedicate just 10 minutes to studying as effectively as you can. The hardest part is always getting started. Keeping at it is easy.
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>>36622256
whatcha studyin
i cheated my way through college, skipped half my classes, didn't intern, and make just under 80k now. it can work for you too.
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>>36622256
Listen to instrumentals of your favorite genre of music. That keeps me motivated whilst working on studying on anything. Or refer to >>36622435
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>look outside
>see black person
day ruined
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>>36622250
That's racist famalam
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>be mulatto
>browse r9k
>another race hating thread
Day not ruined, ganja protocol initiated
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>>36622250
There's a lot of them near where I live and it stinks of weed most mornings. Makes me sad.
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ITT ask a normie-Chad anything.
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how big is your weiner?
originol
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>>36622237
Do you plan on marrying?
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>>36622237
IM SENDING THIS PIC TO THE POLICE AND ASK EM TO TRACK YOUR IP AND SWAT YOU YOU ISIS ADMIRER !!!!!!
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Has anyone of you tried the volunteering for job experience stuff? how did it go? did it help you find a job afterwards?
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plz hhhh
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I quit school because of a schizophrenic meltdown and did some volunteering in various places. Originally the plan was to volunteer in social care and do I study in that direction.
The volunteering was alright, I quit that study however to do another one. I am lucky to have enough money for another one. Anyway that's all I can share on this.
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>>36622229
I needed volunteer hours in order to graduate, I volunteered at the SPCA and at my local church. The SPCA was pretty much hell, I hated everyone there and had to fight a Rottweiler. The church was pretty chill.
>did it help you find a job
No, I'm still unemployed and have never had a proper regular job. If I didn't have those hours on my resume though I would probably be fucked because I don't have any other job experience.
Why'd you date with a disgusting 3D girl, when you can have cute, smart, and loyal 2D girlfriend.
They are not real, but still a better choice than a 3D trash.
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I challenge you all to prove OP wrong.
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>>36622178
Because I want a cute daughter
2D girls can't give you that
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I just can't find a waifu. I fail in the 2D and 3D realms. I don't know how I find a 2D gf that I care about that much.
it's friday again. another week has passed in the blink of an eye
another week of no job
another week of no money
another week of no friends
another week of masturbating onto a towel
another week of being a fat loser
starting in elementary school the teachers would say "you're such a bright boy, you need to apply yourself! why won't you just try?"
and it didn't stop, throughout all of my school years they said the same thing.
i imagine that by now that my parents know there's something wrong with me.
they were trying to convince me to get my shit together in the 7th grade. all D's and F's on my report cards. teachers would create make up work specifically for me just so i could get my grades up enough to pass
i don't know what the problem is. perhaps there exists some disease related to motivation and giving a fuck about yourself and your life. i could apply for jobs but i know i'd just do something to get myself terminated before a month passes. i'll be 24 in 5 months and i've never even had a drivers license.
i never once had a grade point average higher than 0.8 in high school, and eventually i dropped out
i know high school drop outs who learned a trade and have been steadily employed for the past 6 years
so what's my deal? why can't i get out of bed? i'm more than attractive enough, even as an overweight dude to get a gf and live a "normie" life
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i'm not even sure why i made this thread. it's not like i'll take any advice i'm given. as much as i would like to see a therapist i don't have medical insurance and never have in my life so NEETbux are out of the question unless i start committing crime to get the money
at one point i had friends but they saw what an autistic failure i had become and moved on with their lives, got well paying jobs, gfs, cars, money
as for me? i remain in purgatory. i suppose there is no saving me
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SHUT UP
This makes me feel.
We must be cursed by the gods.
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>>36622311
tell me your story anon
what path exists for people like us? i don't have the drive, motivation, or even the desire really to end my life and i wouldnt want to traumatize my poor parents. i might just become a vagabond and move to a tropical island and live under a palm tree until i die