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>>36015682
what does "jdimsa" mean?

>>36016037
just die in my sleep already
aaa

>>36016070
my last name is that fucking word

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>>36015659
I don't want acids in my peehole

>>36015659
>fucking a fruit
sorry m8 I'm str8

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>>36015659
>tfw dicklet
what fruit is that, I need dick gains bad.

>>36015607
>Always follow too close
>Rainy days mean alot of scary close calls, sometimes having to swerve into the grass to avoid collision

>>36015607
>she fell for the manual meme
A pity

>still unsure what to do in 4 way intersection
literally just whoever arrives first goes first.
if you arrive at the same time, whoever is to the right goes first.

driving isn't hard senpai

>>36015571
The females tend to have incredibly hairy arms, necks, and assholes. I do not like that.

Is it weird that I have a fetish for ugly ass women from piss poor third world countries?

>>36015591
Yea that's pretty strange. Why do you think you have this fetish?

>>36015567
>self important retards make discord servers
>literally just big autistic circlejerk for uninteresting life invading losers
>advertise their servers to get attention
>spend hours of their days setting obscure social standards and banning people
>bragging about it on /r9k/
>not realizing they're the autistic ones

discord is literal dogshit for dogshit insecure people

OP is a disgusting lolicon

>>36015567
>Go into discord
>random 13 year old is there
>Can't fucking shutup about simpsons and sonic
>Ban him

>>36015566
would prolly commit in jumpin off that bridge

>>36015566
>if

Were you not around for that?

>>36015566
Probably /v/, /h/, and /pol/. But I wouldn't browse as much as I do now with /r9k/.

>>36015540
hahaha man I sure love pretending to have suicidal thoughts hahaha those 3 times I pretended to try to kill myself sure were funny hahaha

>>36015633
>try to kill yourself 3 times
>still alive

wauw, what a fucking loser. kys

>>36015664
>kys
4. time gets the job done hopefully

/pol/ was dead since 2014.

Don't worry OP, we want to punch your nazi face as well.

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The greatest gift any Trumpcuck can give to the
white race is to kill yourself and remove yourself from it and
its gene pool. Your trailer trash genetics are failure
personified which is why you depend on group identity
achievement bandwagoning to overcompensate for your
personal failures.

How would you know this? I feel indifferent.

>>36015478
>How does that make you feel?
Like you're projecting

>>36015478
Not most of them, my dick's actually pretty big.

Unfortunately, it's likely my only good quality and doesnt matter because no girl will ever touch it because i'm a chubby friendless loser with social anxiety and depression.

>>36015397
Aspergers = high functioning autism

Normies are fucking mentally challenged themselves, so it doesn't surprise me if they think it's not on the spectrum

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We are on the wrong side of a sinking boat famalam, nobody's here to rescue us
(aspergerfag reporting)

>>36015397
It's just pity based virtue signalling. I was in special ed as a child and people always told my mother how brave and selfless she is, but also that I'm an amazing and precious gift from God.
I'm still pretty obviously retarded and I'm treated like a child. I don't think it's fun for anybody. It's dehumanizing either way.

>>36015393
based


origins

https://www.xvideos.com/video12812963/nina_hartley_fucks_black_guys_for_votes

>After 8 years of Dubya, America was begging for a stable democrat president like Bill Clinton
>She lost to a muslim nigger with Hussein as his middle name
>8 years later trying again, Had her own puppet running the DNC, rigging primaries and generating fake votes for her all over the country.
>She almost lost the nomination to an 74-year old fucking communist, had to pay him millions and millions just to shut him up
>Every newpaper, television channel, website, and pop celebrity in the country shilling for her
>Endless cash and resources. Non-stop commercials, armies of people to hand out flyers, make phone calls, and shill online message boards. Even devoting resources to obscure chinese cartoon imageboards in the dark corners of the internet.
>She was running against a B-list reality TV star with no political experience whatsoever who was caught say grab em buy the pussy 3 weeks earlier.
>SHE STILL LOST

Get ya belt and rap it around his skull and repeat it ever time he breaks shit

>>36015412
last time I tried that he tied me up in the basement and I was stuck down there for 5 hours until my wife came home and untied me

Bait
If it was real: he sounds autistic, aka should have been aborted but someone (dipshit mom) missed the memo that children/people are a disease and making more of them, especially disabled ones, is in poor taste.
Take it behind the shed and shoot it in the back of the fucking head, it will solve this and many problems you haven't encountered yet

Typically we just called that being Married With Children.

>>36015352
You can choose to leave at anytime, you'll never HAVE to be with anyone if you don't want to.

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>>36015400
How horrible, hating your wife but loving your kids so much that you'll put up with her.
takes some willpower to power through that for 18 years.

>>36015404
then you'll end up breaking up the family and we all know what happens to children with single parents

>>36015349
reminder that spain is a muslim country

>>36016524
Proofs?

orrtignail

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>>36015349
ARRIBA ESPANYA

>>36015345
It's pee-pee for fucks sake

>>36015345
Pep-ee

(not Pep-aye)

>>36015370
What this duderoonie said