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Are you comfy right now?

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Any musicians on /r9k?
What instrument do you play and how long have you been playing? Know any music theory? I'll start
>play guitar 4 years
>bass 1 year
>drums 1 year
>just started playing piano
>took 1 class of music fundamentals
>going to take more music theory classes in the fall

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Is this the legendary BBC?

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anyone here
NEET
and
INTP

how do you defend yourself against the daily thought madness?

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>birthday comming up
>mommy asks me if I want to have cake, have people come over etc.
>tell her I want just want 1 slice of cake and a beer, no present and no people because I don't like recieving gifts
>also hate people because aspergers
>birthday comes
>she bought me presents, a big cake and invited people over
>didn't buy any beer
>entire day ruined

Why does she do this?
it's the 3rd year in a row

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Non-virgin thread. Virgins do not read, only failed normies post in this thread.
>you will never push a girl's knees into her chest and plunge into that euphoric warmth ever again
>you are now a pariah forever
>girls no longer run up and ask you out
>no one will ever suck your dick so hard that you are lifted off the bed anymore
>you will never orgasm then look into her eyes and be reminded of the sky again
>you will never snuggle in the winter, spooning, and get and erection accidentally and then end up fucking in that position
>you will never be told by her that she'll love you forever
>you'll never hug her and feel that the world isn't so bad, smelling her, the most powerful incense in the world
>you will never have peace again now that you have been left
>you know how good it was and that only makes it hurt more

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How is the state of Vermont for a robot? I'm looking at buying a house there. I live in Florida now and I do not like it. I live in a nice area but everyone is a beach chad or stacy, the heat is akso unbearable for 10 months in the year. Any robots here live in Vermont what can you tell me about it?

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Why aren't you shaking hands? Go out there and start shaking hands! Post results.

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Can someone with some understanding of genetics explain why my sister who is three years younger than me is taller by about two inches? I hate even going near her because I feel so humiliated and I never will have a photo taken of me next to her.

Laugh all you want but I laugh at myself anyway so you're preaching to the choir

Why is life so fucking cruel?

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>be 30
>have always had the habit of pulling out nose hairs
>tfw lately been pulling out grey hairs
>count 5 grey hairs in my beard
>have to pluck hair out of my ears too now

All downhill from here. Hold me, /r9k/.

Have you started ageing yet, /r9k/? (you know what I mean)

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>see my reflection off office building
>tfw became Thiccc

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I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
COS NOW THE GUILT IS MINE
CANT LIVE WITH OUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOOOVE

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just give him a firm handshake bro it worked for me

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I'm going to write a children's book to prepare the for life, make sure they don't come out broken like you and I.

Suggestions on themes, plots, story lines, etc?

I'm starting with a stable boy that is about to be banished from his village for failing to meet their standards of beauty and intellectual prowess, when he suddenly sees his village plundered by monsters from the forest, all men are killed and the women are taken into their lair. the boy scavenges for weapons and armor as he quests for the secret lair deep underneath a mountain in the middle of the forest, where he finds the women impregnated and attached to the cave walls with sticky residue, and finds that the monsters are actually the all-males outcasts of the village that would get dumped in the forest by the rest of the town to keep their bloodlines pure and free of their imperfections. These outcasts where taken in by the original outcast, a co founder of the village that had been betrayed and incarcerated in the mountain with magic, and he organizes and strengthens the newcomers until they are ready to revolt and destroy the village and turn the women into breeding cattle.

And so the boy attacks the elder outcast, hoping to redeem himself and save the village, but he is tricked into using a weapon that switches the consciousness of the aggressor with its victim, and so the boy dies in the old withering body of the elder, and the original outcast takes possession of the young boy's body.

Morale of the story is to never go into the forest alone or you can get raped or killed by strangers.

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>be me
>literal 10/10 6'5 alpha god
>all girls want to fuck me
>donate sperm
>family history of various genetic defects and cancer
>didnt mention it
Enjoy