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Whatcha up to anon?

I'm playing A Link to the Past, never beat it when I was a kid, so it's unfinished business.
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>>35129758
Sweet Reddit post
>I LOVE ZELDA!!!
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>>35129758
studying anon go to work my dude

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THAY ARE STEALING OUR PEPES!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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this is all /pol/'s fault.
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>>35129687
Why cant thay just leave us alone
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>>35129632
Literally the worst use of pepe I've ever seen. This person deserves to get cancer.

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What do you think is she looking at?
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>>35129568
at herself in vr
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At a real man.(girl)

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How different does it feel to lick a girls feet than your own?

Asking as a footfag who hasn't done the latter
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>>35129499
Can someone explain foot fetishes? I've never understood it.
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>>35130061
>see feet
>brain links them to arousal

i think that's about it

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>Tfw your parents will die one day.
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>>35129464
I hope they do.
Originalio.
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Good they're the only thing keeping me from killing myself
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>Tfw that day comes you won't have a job nor money to bury them, so they'll remain rotting in their house as if it was a mausoleum, while you consume their last savings for the next months, until you join them, laying between their corpses.

>rando guy joins my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
talk about retards you've dealt with
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>>35129445
whysoyoureadthis? sage
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>>35129477
>loser posts in my thread
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This one time
>op is a fag
>his thread was something like dealing with retards
>decide to use my winning move
>SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

Muh online problems boo hoo

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who /sprinklewhentheytinkle/ here?
you may only post ITT if you dont wipe the seat
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>>35129291
I do only when the stream starts and when its about to end.

>starting to piss before your pants are out the way

anybody else?
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>>35129291
>take a piss
>shake dick until no more drops
>pull up pants and leave
>fast forward to 1 minute later
>sitting in bed on 4chan or whatever
>move legs or pelvis slightly
>a jet of piss randomly bursts out of my urethra without warning
>underwear and pants soiled

you can NOT be robot if you're not incontinent
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>>35129397
>>starting to piss before your pants are out the way
right here my man
>>35129402
iktfb

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how do I get my hair to stay styled like throughout the day? Just pomade?

Certain type of hairspray?

I'm a man, but I'd have no problem using hairspray to stay good looking, I think every other guy should do the same really
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Some fairly expensive hairwax and short-ish hair did it for me.
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>>35129156
Hmm, oh yeah! It's easy just be a faggot
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>>35129156
>>>/fa/ or >>>/adv/. No need to thank me.

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>tfw to intelligent to have desire
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to* too*

doubtful intelligence
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>>35129136
why did you post this then?
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>>35129136
My heart...OP, what have you done ?
T-too many feelS. Can't handle this alone..!

How do you like my anime girl picture?
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>>35129122
It's nice. I like it .

Originally of course
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>>35129122
I find it hard to be aroused from childhood cartoon heroes.

> be me
> try leaving comfort zone
> cringe fest served for next year
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>>35129084
i can identify with this feel. every night i just sit and think about embarrassing things i did years ago and want to die. what is wrong with us?
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>>35129120
I personally get a physical reaction with these memories, i flinch and also sometimes feel sick
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>>35129120

Anxiety is a bitch. You're the only one keeping track of your mistakes, no one else cares about them, gotta let that shit go and learn from it.

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This guy is a brazillian serial killer that killed and raped over 50 people and he is a necrophile. He managed to flee from our country and now he is in the U.S. Take care, murican anons
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>>35129015
>Celso Portiolli
Nice try.
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>>35129015
Best watch out for this stone cold mother fucker.
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>>35129015
No thats wilson from house md

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WATCH AND LISTEN OUR HUNGARIAN BROBOT NOW! LIVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ZOXCVgipQ
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>>35128997
hungarian night
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>>35128997
bump it up

oreganoil
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>>35128997
This.
This is a robot.

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>normie grown men still bring up their high school stories years later
>these people literally peaked in high school and have nothing more going for them in life
>this is considered successful
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>>35128994
fuck off le reddit man nobody cares
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>>35128994
>"robots" still bring up their high school bullies years later
>these people peaked at birth and their life is just a constant downward spiral into an inevitable suicide
>they somehow consider themselves superior to "normies"
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>robots make up degenerate sexual fantasies and imagine their crush doing it with another man and then whine about it on an anime message board
>these people think they "took the red pill"
>this is considered the world's fault

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Hey anyone wanna join my discord. It's pretty chill we have a music bot. no voice channels.

https://discord.gg/kW8pSBC
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I'll join you anon because I love you
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I'll join you anon because I love you a lot aye
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>another Discord where people spam /d/-tier porn

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