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Do you like Latina feet and ass?
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>>35055316
i think you might be mistaken. this isn't a porn board. >>>/s/
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>>35055409
/r9k/ loves pornographics images
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>>35055316
they can have nice feet.
I hate them as people though. they're a bunch of idiots.
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Are female friends a meme?
Even if they are not how do you keep yourself from lusting them if you're a robot? Robot as in the last tiem you touched a member of the opposite sex was when you were 5 and gave grandma a hug and for the whole prime of your your youth and sexual virility you have done nothing but lust after women from afar while masturbating and never even speaking to one?
Or are you only supposed to befriend women you could never lust after how does this shit work, do you have some kind of an outlet for your biological desires that makes it possible or what?
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>>35054987
You befriend women who want to fuck you and will eventually fuck. The only women I am friends with are ones that want to fuck me but have boyfriends
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>>35054987
I have never, in my entire life, met a woman who I felt could provide me with more entertainment than my close male friends.
>inb4 u never met women kek
I had enough women in my life, literally living with some for years, non-family.
You befriend women for the intimacy, nothing else.
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>>35055164
^ I have never met a women who was more interesting to talk to than my best male friends I've had.
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Would you like to do military service?
>why?
>why not?
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i feel like i wouldnt get along with anyone and inevitably get used all the time and be the first to die because no one looking out for me
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I went to a recruiter today
>was a pretty nice guy
>didn't try and shame me for being a worthless NEET or having a GED
>gave me some study information for the ASVAB
>at the end he said he was also a NEET before joining the Army
Wish me luck boys. I've pretty much got this in the bag right now.
ThoughI have a few cutting marks on my thigh, how can i hide those or explain them away? i'm actually not a cuter-fag i was just being edgy. Are they even going to look at my thigh? is this going to be a big problem
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Yeah because I could die quickly and wouldn't be branded as a coward for dying.
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You inherent 500k USD from an unknown relative suddenly. What do you do?
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Slowly spend it on things.
Think about school.
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>>35054533
Invest in that dragon dildo making company
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buy a cabin on cheap land in the middle of nowhere and invest the rest in sexbots
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>match with a solid 7.2 on Tinder
>open up the message window
>mind goes blank
20 minutes later and I haven't said anything. How the fuck do you start a conversation with a girl who doesn't even have anything in her profile to go on?
She's a qt redhead so I can't pass up this golden opportunity to open up with something smart and funny.
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i think you shouldn't overthink it so much. she might even not answer at all anyway
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>>35053826
You have to be strictly outgoing
Don't spill your spaghetti from the beginning with the "hi beautiful :)" bullshit, instead send a, "Aye hottie," or "What's going on babe" confidence, whores (girls) love to be treated like shit
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>>35053826
"wanna smash"
It's the most popular opener apparently according to that one article I can't be arsed to look for
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Who 600 calories a day here?
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Who 600 calories a minute here
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>>35053775
I'll be doing that today at the very most, if not staying within the 100-200 range. I need to chill my stomach.
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>>35053801
Here, family
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Discuss philosophy here. Personal attacks and invalid arguments strongly discouraged. Aside from that, go nuts.
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who /munchhausen trilemma/ here?
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Nothing matters, that's why it matters.
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Are women spooks?
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So this just happened
A girl from my college wants to go to Galla with me
What do?
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PROM
SHE WANTS TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU
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>>35053677
We call it Galla in my language, but I guess prom is what you call it in English
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lol it's kinda cute how she was awkward about bringing it up desu
I'd go with her I guess
>being a robot
>born and rased in the USA
>place where you can earn good money for living and move places if you don't like where you are, and people still speak your language
>weather diversity, from cold and rainy to carribean like weather
>english is your first language (huge advantage)
> 300M + people and you are still virgins
how the fuck did you americans ended up robots there? i'm from eastern europe and i'm still not a fucking autist. i have to work twice as you to earn good money to travel or to do anything i want. my country is also small (not even close 10 million) so i don't have much options here, but i don't need them really cause i'm good here where i am. + (PLUS) , you can date and fuck girls of all there, i'm doomed just to fuck white girls.
summa summarum, why don't you fuckers just say 'fuck it, i'm done with this state/town where everybody knows me that i'm a failure, i'm going to star again somewhere thousand miles from here' . Wash yourself tomorrow, find a job somewhere, rent an appartment and star again.
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damn, i struggled with my english like a motherfucker to write this. that's what i'm talking about, you don't even have to live in the USA, whole world speaks english. move to fucking thailand and fuck trannies all day long.
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>>35053577
Yeah, i agree. These motherfuckers don't know how to value what they got.
t. eastern european from a poor slavic shithole
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>>35053577
Just shut the fuck up.
I'm a white male who has only ever attracted brown girls and I don't like it a single bit.
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I just found this any really wanna try it. I have never done anything like it. But I wanna try being some anons heal slut.
Anyone interested? I have a mic and I ll do my best to do whatever you say!
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NA, I imagine?
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Only if your female :^
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is there one for valve moba?
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I made a comfy robot server on minecraft, if anyone wants to join just post your username and ill whitelist you?
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H0B00
this looks mad comfy I'm gonna get out of bed to play
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>>35053397
alright added you to the realm
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>>35053369
aits
Don't have good internet connection though so doubt I'll be online soon.
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Riddle me this:
I'm a black dude. Yeah, I've heard every joke there is about that on here so at least be original when your time comes. I am indeed a robot. I've posted my lifestory and current situation on here many times without mentioning I'm black and got the Robot Stamp of Approval, so to speak. I want normals off of this board, but it made me wonder - if a white person came up to me and told me to get out of their country (I live in England), I'd tell them that they had no right to force me to and despite being a fucking social autist I contribute positively to society. However, if a norman told me that I had no right to force them off of this board and that, despite being normal, they were contributing positively to this board, what would I say? I would feel like a hypocrite and hypocrisy is one of the things that annoys me the most in people. I was born in this country after my mother moved here 20 years ago, I've grown up in THIS culture (since my mother adapted to this culture very quickly from South America where she used to teach) and I'm not a chimp like most of the other black people in Angloland. Where does this leave me? Do I have the right to tell normals to get out of somewhere they don't belong, if I am doing the same thing myself? Or are these two distinctly different circumstances, and I'm getting myself worried over nothing?
Racebait responses:
>Blacks can't be robots
You cannot seriously believe this. Despite looking different from you doesn't mean I don't have the same thought processes/autism. Just as every white/asian guy isn't a Chad, not every black guy is a Tyrone.
>Fuck me Mr big strong Tyrone
I'm a virgin and you don't know the size of my dick, fuck off with your shit.
>Whiteys BTFO, they know shit
Shut the fuck up, this isn't about racebaiting. You can't say white people know nothing when they pioneered western civilisation.
>Fucking Uncle Tom
You're what's wrong with our race.
>Fucking nigger
You're what's wrong with your race.
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>>35053356
Bumping for the emotional conflict this is causing me
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>>35053356
Oh come on these are two completely different things.
You didn't had much influence over where you were born.
Coming on r9k is conscious decision and even if they say they contribute, we should decide if they do, because we are native to this board.
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>>35053356
You are not English and never will be. You are an invader. You have no legitimacy existing within lands which are not your own. Go back to Africa.
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That's it for me. I fucked up, big time. All that's left for me to do is killing myself. I planned on shooting myself in the head with a pistol or revolver, since i'm too cowardy to cut my wrists or hang myself, and too poor to use other, more fancy methods. I want something quick and relatively effective. That's the problem though, I don't know what type of gun to buy, what type of bullets, I don't know anything about guns. /k/ would just laugh to my face so I'm asking here instead. Could you guys recommend me a specific pistol or revolver type of weapon that's powerful yet affordable enough to do the job? I don't want to be left barely alive in a hospital bed. Help me please. As a reward if you help me, I might stream my death when I get the gun.
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Man I wish I would be living in America
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>>35053314
Me too. I probably wouldn't have to ask this if I did.
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How can you be too cowardly to hang yourself? It's not that bad, Anon. It's really uncomfortable for about 15-30 seconds, but after that it's a smooth ride.
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Hey /r9k/, do I drink alcohol first THEN get high or vice versa?
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>>35053091
Drink first, get a light buzz. Any more than that is vomit inducing.
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>>35053110
4 a little bitch baby who cant feel their insides and is 16
>>35053091
drink first, get absolutely loaded, and then smoke. for me, getting absolutely piss drunk is nice but it's never satisfying until i hit that weed that brings me to the pearly gates. you really have to get the ratio right so experiment lots and find out what works for you.
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>not getting high first then sipping that yack
Couldn't be more wrong
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Reminder that if you shave, you are a fucking normie who has bought into the Jewish meme that you need to look clean in order to be attractive to women.
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Not if your beard looks like patchy pubes
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I need to look clean for job
I need a job for cash
I need cash for a house
I need a house to not die
I need to not d ... sheeet
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>>35053001
I shave because it feels good afterwards, just like showering does. I'd argue some men look better with facial hair too so it's not merely a matter of trying to be attractive to women