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>be shut-in who's only joys in life are gained from posting feels on /r9k/ and listening to the latest twinkly emo records
>log onto facebook
>1 notification
>oh god I bet it's for farmville or some shit
>invite to a big party one of my old "friends" is throwing
>decide to go anyway, because there will prolly be free weed and my therapist said I need to get out more
>arrive, pleb-city
>shitty dubstep blasting out of the soundsystem's laptop-tier speakers
>get some booze and immediately go to the nearest corner and put on my ipod, hoping to get through some of my backlog
>get through half of Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica before some 8/10 qt taps me on my shoulder
>realize she's probably drunk, ignore her and keep my headphones in
>as she walks away, visibly upset, I notice she was wearing a Swans tour t-shirt
>try to find her the whole rest of the night
>dont
>tfw
why does my life suck /r9k/
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>>34955763
Sounds like you're a dick.
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>>34955763
Because you're rude and full of yourself, unironically referring to others as "normies"
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>>34955784
Fuck off normalfaggot retard.
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what does a penis smell like?
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>>34955696
sweaty
originally of course
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>>34955696
a chicken nugget
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>>34955696
Literal dick.
Alright normies get in here. I need your advice.
I've been following the path to success despite having aspergers. I've got my own place and a white collar job. Now I get looks from girls while I'm travelling to and from work and they make it unbelievably obvious they want me to initiate. Of course I dont make a move because I cant into conversation.
So how do I talk to girls who are obviously interested in me?
What's a good icebreaker and how do you stop from spilling spaghetti?
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normies where art thou?
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>>34955680
wut kind of job do you have?
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>>34955680
Take out your dick and charge at them. Women love a man who can charge.
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Who here is /Mediterranean/
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everyone with a brain knows nordics arent worth shit
the problem is that egypt, italy, greece, etc. have all totally fallen off.
France is the last civ on the med to carry the torch of civilization. pray that Le Pen wins.
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>>34955619
>France is the last civ on the med to carry the torch of civilization. pray that Le Pen wins.
t. someone who gets all their knowledge of Europe from /pol/
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>>34955561
I don't know, do Sephardim count?
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At what point should you legitimately think to yourself: Oh fuck, I need psychological help?
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When it cripples your daily life in a substantial amount. Gettin pretty close myself
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>>34955603
>When it cripples your daily life in a substantial amount.
tfw 7 Year NEET that never leaves the house and hates every person he meets
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>>34955603
I would think most people here are past that phase and fucked already
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>tfw you're a /pol/bro with jungle fever
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you can fuck them
just dont fucking breed with them
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>>34955525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yI31ZpUwEZ
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>>34955540
dumb racist
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Anyone got some rare nicos?
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I want to see Nico squat on a dick.
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super rare wagie stomping nico
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>>34955462
super rare vintage nico right here
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>you're so boring sorry anon please take me home, I just want... I just want to go home now
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yeah well that makes two of us u stupid Canadian lesbian go get pregnant
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Alright, call an Uber.
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>>34955444
Pull up shoot, Jayson Tatum
My money tall, Jayson Tatum
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Thoughts on the man?
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I liked Jon Stewart better.
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>>34955343
And I miss colbert
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>>34955317
>>34955343
>>34955354
All three of them are unfunny. I think politics does not belong in comedy.
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>tfw you're a 25 y/o virgin
>tfw you pay camwhores to allow you to masturbate
Holy shit, I've seriously fallen off the deep end.
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>>34955233
Use that money for a hooker if you think it's important?
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>>34955253
I've thought about that, but I can never muster the strength to talk to a grill IRL.
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>>34955253
illegal
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I kinda want to shave my arms and legs so I look like a fag
What do I tell my roommate so he doesn't think I am a fag?
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>>34955096
Just kiss him.
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Just tell him you're getting into swimming.
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>>34955096
Why are you talking to your roommate?
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>told friend I like traps
>he asks me if im ok
There goes that. Guess he wont let me suck him off then.
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>>34955053
points for trying
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>>34955053
>There goes that. Guess he wont let me suck him off then.
wait is s(he) a trap
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>>34955226
No. But he isn't very masculine and like purple t-shirts and stuff like that
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C, you just graduated with good grades from middle school. You've got your whole life now as a freshman in high school. So I thought it was time I fessed up. I've been reading your 4chan posts since a year ago. I know you think I don't even know what 4chan is; I may be over 50, but as you are learning, parents aren't really that oblivious. That "gift" from your online friends that you received last year, that you thought I didn't notice, showed your username and tripcode. Ever since I watched your account on the archive. So when I saw some posts about being down or unhappy, Mom, your sisters and I tried harder to make sure you knew we loved you and were sure everything would work out. Teenage years can be tough. I'm proud of what you have accomplished and see the mature, confident, capable young woman you've become. So, no need to change your tripcode now, I don't feel the need to watch over you in the same way i did and I promise to stop reading your posts. Love, Dad.
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>>34954983
I know this is probably fake, but it's pretty touching. Regardless of that, though, I think the bigger issue we have here is that there's some underaged tripfag middle schooler on here who needs to be b& sooner rather than later.
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>>34954983
Fake and gay. Only newfags post with tripcodes unnecessarily.
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>>34954983
Fake and gay fug off
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I hate being weird. How do I go about seeing a psychiatrist/therapist?
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>>34954943
it won't help
let me say this
psychiatrists/therapists are a meme
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>>34954943
Mental health services vary greatly from country to country. Where do you live?
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>>34954973
Different strokes for different folks
Plus they might give me happy pills
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https://discord.gg/fqURBmr
Join robot discord senpai, get some random fembot tits
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got banned for being a jersey boy
you can keep your faggot hugbox anyway
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Join join join join
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>>34954941
Nice breasts.
Who is she?