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better than being a cuck that angrily complains about women in his cuck dungeon all day

>>34652700
I sure hope not

t. Chad

>>34652700
they all reach that stage when their looks finally fade and they are still single

just bring the zipper down and then up again tard.

>>34652642
>that fucking chin/neck

>>34652642
thanks for the laugh

origimino

>>34652568
The flu?

>>34652851
No, when I drink alone!

>>34652568
You should go to doctor's, it might be that.

>>34652555
I watched a couple videos about mental illness from them and they basically can be summarized as "if you're not normal, it's your fault. fix it"

They're fucking awful.

>not buying The Philosopher's Shoe
http://www.theschooloflife.com/shop/the-philosophers-jumper/

It's like you want to stay unenlightened.

Yeah they're really stupid. The only praise I could give is that they ask okay questions, but their answers are shallow, trite, self-help junk tier philosophy that tries to protect the fragile emotions of everyone watching. Real philosophy is about cultivating the rare individuals, the ubermensches. But saying stuff like "no one is intrinsically boring", or "nice people are undervalued but not really lol" is dumb. Lots of people are relatively boring, and nice people are probably valued more than they should be. They don't even summarize other philosophers properly. About everything they say triggers me somehow.

do magazines even exist anymore?

>egm

Used to read their shit all the time back on the day, I wonder what happened to them

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>>34652569
Idk about USA but I live in japan and most convenience stores have one whole wall of the store dedicated to magazines and manga.

Never seen anyone buy a DvD but there's always people reading/buying the magazines. I've noticed it's mostly makeup ones with free shit, game ones with demos/posters and weird old guys buying porn.

>>34652372
post comfy medieval movie trailers pls

>>34652372
Its the medieval part that's hard - but this is pretty achievable really. Like really, anti smoking laws are the next big thing but this is doable.

>>34652372
You will never slave away under your feudal lord, eat one meager meal per day and suffer from malnutrition, expect to conform to a moral structure that crushes your humanity, watch half of your siblings and later your own children die before they reach 15, not bathe constantly covered in dirt shit and flies, go stir crazy in the winter stuck in your drafty shack, get some kind of plague and die a slow death without the slightest semblance of palliative care

heh nothin personnel

>>34652330
more people need to realize as they get older they are not longer the target market

your time has come and gone

>>34652330
Because all good things come to an end, my friend.

>Used to be so good up until they started the one season story bullshit

It was pretty terrible most of the time for about 6-7 years before that

>>34652295
the wagecuck is afraid of upsetting mr. noseberg by losing a few cents

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>This is a...
>It's a turnip
>And this is a...
>It's a parsnip
>And this one?
>A rutabaga

Are these rare vegetables or something? Get it together Fred Meyer cashiers.

>>34652458
>find out they sell some locally grown vegetables.
>'oh thats kinda nice'
>take a bag of carrots
>cashier can't find item in her little book, it doesn't have a bar code.
>'I think you oughta put this back, sir. I don't know if we really sell those.'

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> /r9k/, after coming down from an acid trip, I think I've realized

>>34652270
That may be your particular perception of people around you but it doesn't match how all robots thinks.

>>34652270
You needed an acid trip to realise this? Isn't it obvious from browsing the board for like, 10 minutes?

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>>34652261
You were too soft and weak with your wife. You trained her poorly, and now you reap the benefits.

>>34652280
Is this a
> Lisa reference

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>>34652346
https://soundcloud.com/omega_songi30/the-nobodys-heart-aches?in=queen-roger/sets/remixed-lisa-songs

SWEEAR TO MEEE

>>34652181
/tv/? is that you?

bale was the perfect batman why did the retard affleck have to fuck it all up?

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>>34652175
I've been doing 100 push ups, sit ups, and squats every day for the past 2 weeks. It gets easier. Can't do 10 kilo running because that takes up too much time and would get in the way of my minimum wage job.

Hurry and and draw the Saitama and Garou fight already Murata god damn.

>>34652175
doint this every day will kill your knees

>>34652175
Just go to /fit/ famalam.

>>34652111
Do you still see him? I remember my parents were considering a divorce when I was like 10. They didn't and looking back on it my would have been so much shittier if they had. My parents had twins a few years after their almost divorce stage and we're a pretty great family now. Being a child of divorce must be horrible

>>34652111
I know that feel. Some times I get hung up on the little things my parents did for me now as well, like a souvenir or something. Too bad my dad's always angry and stressed out now, miss the old him

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Same person from >>34652486 and you made me miss my parents. I love a few states away from them now, I'm going to check plane tickets now

>>34652023
tell her you want to marry her and make a baseball team together

wait to do it irl

>>34652023
Ask her if she wants to come around to your place

>So should I message her my feelings
or should I patiently wait for the right moment when I will see her again.

Don't do either of those

Cut off all porn, start fapping with you're imagination, visualize yourself fucking that qt you know IRL

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>>34652016
Just give it up, you are never gonna crawl out of the hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK4FXyNcPIs

>>34652053
I just don't want to end up spiraling even more downward.

>>34652038
Yeah I'm probably just going to stop jacking off and then big tittied babes and not loli furries getting eaten will turn me on again.