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>>39419775
what a cutie
she looks nice

>>39419775
Incorrect. I'm not fully white. I don't party. A virgin irl but not online. Somewhat insecure, good posture. Try again desu.

>virgin
She looks like she sucks cock every day.

>>39419704
It's like cracking an egg, but instead the egg crack you.

>>39419704
Just take a look at some of the greentext stories that people always post. They usually describe their feelings and how they think

You feel like not doing shit all day and whenever you have to do anything it feels like it takes forever to get over with it and you just wanna go home and do nothing again.
Sometimes you get these massive mood swings. I don't know if that's part of depression, but I'd go from happy to incredibly frustrated to so angry that I'm breaking shit to crying in the bathroom. Most of the time it's just incredibly numb tho.

Oh and thinking about suicide every day. That shit sucks. I'd drink to stop thinking about killing myself so I developed a daily drinking habit and I still can't get over it. I've spent the last three days drunk and am currently drinking.

>>39419242
look into nashville. A few hipsters but overall conservative

my turn
>somewhere with long roving green hills, maybe eastern/northern europe
>a nice forest nearby to explore and take my children to learn about nature/how to survive in the wild
>near a small town big enough with the basic necesities but without the city ant colony vibe

>>39419242
>mountains
>cold/snowy winters
>warmish to warm summers
>small enough town i don't have to dread the drive during winter
>large enough that it will have most amenities and can have most things like computer parts/games shipped if they don't exist in town
>non-religion centric unless they can mind their own
>somewhere nice (no third world areas or future warzones)

>>39419443
>>39419321
Rural New England or Upstate New York.

Like a fucking gross beast pig. That will showcase my alphaness and get her wet.

*burps*

>>39419134
>compress it
>unhinge my jaw
>spend the next 10 days to three wees digesting it.

Same way I usually do
With the knife and fork

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There's no correlation I swear

>>39418901
It's like my mom says:
>You are the company you keep.
Problem is I have no other company to keep.

It's almost as if this shit board is a black hole of awfulness...

>>39418845
Yes. You are just creating artificial obstacles for yourself because you are allowing yourself to live life on cruise control. Step outside of your comfort zone and actually do something instead of complain about muh anxiety. Just talk to people.

I say this as someone that is a complete recluse, but I still have people that hit me up and I never initiate contact.

>>39418910
>I say this as someone that is a complete recluse, but I still have people that hit me up and I never initiate contact.
t. attractive autistic chad

>>39418910
>just step out of your comfort zone, brah. It's easy.

It's not impossible, but it is difficult, and it will never get any easier.

>>39418829
Is your roomate 8 years old?

>>39418829
>besides one 5, lowest is a 7
Sounds like bullshit desufam

>>39418829
How do I know you haven't written this yourself to get (you)s from a bunch of broken souls on a Azerbaijani yodeling forum?

>>39418825
Go for a light dose. I wish I did that. I'm now stuck on antipsychotics. You don't want this life anon. I feel nothing but this burning white hot rage that I cannot express. Have you tried being yourself?

>>39419009
I am always my self but my self-sucks. I was on 10 mg but I got horrible side effects and developed tinnitus when I wake up from it.

>>39419114
If there's anything other option other than pills I highly suggest that. I let the doctors do anything they wanted to me for 4 years. They don't understand what it is to take those pills. They had me do 16 sessions of shock therapy. A whole year of my life is missing in my memory. You're in control. Not them.

idk the multiple choice one in my city (Toronto) isnt very common sense, its a bunch of vague road rules and fines that you have to memorize

>>39418718
I can understand it. I somehow passed my driving test even though I was meant to fail.
>be me, 20 years old
>never learned to drive before, not even practice drive with my parents in the car
>finally decide to get a license because it was strange not having that form of ID and because I might need to drive someday
>Go to take a written test
>They ask me if I have ever done this before
>I thought they meant taking tests in general so I said "yes"
>For some reason I didn't have to take the written test then
>Then I went with some lady in a car
>First time ever driving, everything I knew was from Initial D and racing games
>I figure out how to start the car and put on my seatbelt
>She first makes me do parking
>Fuck up on a lot of it and get cones tossed over
>She sighs and then says to go on the road and then highway
>Tell her that I don't know street directions so she needs to guide me
>She does
>I start driving
>No problems. I just follow what I think I need to do
>About to go on highway
>Someone almost runs into me because I go slowly onto the highway
>She yells at me
>Then she tells me to drive back to the DMV
>I get out of the car and want to kill myself
>She tells me that she's going to retire soon so she doesn't give a fuck and she's passing me
Seven years later I haven't driven in a car by myself but having a license for identification is very useful.

>>39418718
some states are harder to pass. mine requires drivers ed course and makes you get in half a year on a permit where you are required to have a 21+ year old in the car. Then the road test at 16 actually involves driving on the roads with a examiner and the DMV in my city is in a super busy highway in the commercial area of the city. People failed a lot for stupid things because they aree picky

>>39418569
i did 100 anon

>>39418569
That's kinda how it works, just do it again tomorrow, but try doing 2 sets of 20

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>>39418569
Fucking weakling.

Do them right next time.

>originated in another dimension before the creation of the universe
>crashed into earth on a meteor
>survived in the same place for millions of years
>silver kills it

>>39418775
wow spoilers dickhead

Can somone post the new IT movie logo?

>>39418519
you should be executed for this.

>>39418519
I bet there's a Jew behind this.

>>39418519
I pick or

At least you're in a routine. As a neet all I do is post on here in bed most of the time. When I do get up I play video games and eat whatever.

>>39418356
my hands are disintegrating from 6 hours straight of constant dishwashing

the skin on my fingertips is dissolving and the blood just leaks out like that

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>>39418513
use some fucking gloves jesus tapdancing christ

Just go away normie, we are just fine with ourselves. You can't help us robots, we are unfixable, the defects.

>>39418270
I am doubting my robotness because of how hopelessly autistic you would have to be for 50% of the stories, and i am autistic
I'm okay though, i just want social interaction

>>39418270
Depressed, it's like there's a cloud around me that dulls everything. Despite this I still feel a mental pain and heaviness in my chest. Constantly thinking about whether I should be or not be.

a-are you?

lmao
you deserved it anon

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waste of time that fucking site