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because you're a weak beta cuck that deserves it

>>34687023
Why dont you pick on her back you fucking beta faggot?

>>34687023
At least she knows you exist...

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>>34687003
It truly is, my friend

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>>34687245
What

Now WHAT did they mean by this?

>>34686962
Sweet
I'm worried it won't be as good as the original

>>34687017
Right? Big things for the new cast to live up to

Excited for Noah

>>34686962
This show was so mediocre it hurt

stop dating 14 year olds

>>34687000
It's not just the 14 year olds

>>34686950
lol

story time
>in chem lab
>doing chemicals n shit
>apparently deeply tanned roastie in lab with me
>its obvious she's only here because she got a fat scholarship for having a vagina
>face caked in makeup
>looks like op's pic
>she puts on goggles to do some science shit
>i go back to my shit for a few hours
>she finishes
>takes off her goggles
>makeup layer peeled off under the goggles
>has a incredibly pale goggle outline around her eyes

she also tried to grab a crucible with her bare hands after getting it red hot

a literal toastie roastie

>be called a nazi
Thats not really a bad thing, anon

>>34686862
If you don't really care, why doing a thread about it?

>>34686862
>no way to win
stop caring about labels like a little bitch. are you getting into politics for the approval of others and socializing? fuck you.

>>34686828
You wont believe but majority of guys become more lazy and take everything for granted when they get into relationship. I dont idealize girls but both sides have problems.

>>34686828
You're forgetting love is a chemical reaction anon. Once it wears off and the woman wants to seek other stimulating adventures in life she leaves. Simple as that as cruel as it may be. Men can do the same but women naturally have more of an emotional drive so it can be directed away from their partner easier

muh not all girls
muh guys do it too
muh shes a free human who can do what she wants for her own benefit no matter the impact on others

we had this thread hundreds of times, youll hear nothing new.

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>>34686802
Ur mum has a Willy.

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HAHA CHINESE KEITH

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>You dare challenge me to willy wars?!
>Prepare to taste defeat!

>>34686709
that is certainly not the official image but I'll accept it

>>34686709
Thirst for gay sex

>>34686694
The pie throwing incident was in a House of Commons Select Committee, so that was an aggravating factor that lead to me getting jail time.

are you smoking tobacco or cannabis?

or some other substance?

Take a really longer shower and some GABA pills dude. Tolerance break time. See if you can fall asleep just using melatonin, if not get your doctor to get you some sleeping pills.

>>34686819
i'm only saying that i feel like i perceive reality better when i'm stoned.

>>34686668
I see you came from the women thread. Decided to be a sociopath after all, eh?

>>34686668
Nah dude. I have this book at home. This is only applicable if you are in the game. Its meant for people who aren't emotionally handicapped. If you have no friends and a reputation to be a loner, no book in the world can save you. Years of hard work and ridicule await you.

>>34686668
I actually leafed through it once and it's mostly "juss b urself" tier vague advice that everyone either already knows, or is such a platitude as to convey no useful information. pretty typical self-help book, really

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>>34686579
>phone rings
>have an anxiety attack
>feel like I'm dying
>dry heave
>go blind temporarily
>sit down on the ground to gather myself

Heh, fucking normies

>>34686579

I do this because talking on the phone gives me anxiety for some reason.

>phone rings
>disconnect it

>>34686538
wife that

>>34686538
This is cute. Make her your gf

>>34686538
thats fucking disgusting, marry her you fucing normie and leave this board

>>34686488
Fuck off degenerate

and original

>>34686529
I'm being genuine here. I need advice!

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>Please help, I don't want to rot in prison.

Don't have sex with minors then

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>>34686439
>Talking with someone
>thinking what I have to say will interest them
>they look at their phone instead
makes me hate myself. I'm talking to you because I think you're interesting and worth spending time with. but you don't give a shit about me, I'm a smaller distraction than your cellphone

>>34686595
Had girls do that to me, even close friends. Its fucking annoying I know.

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>>34686595
iktf.
>In the middle of talking
>They look away and stop listening
>Starts talking in the middle of my sentence

>>34686431
but your pussy is down there though

>>34686431
>what, do you have a thing for oral or something?

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>>34686431
Breh-chan, you can't have camel toe liek dat and expect a muthafuka not too look.