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One of these threads.
Don't even know what to call them. Mines a work in progress when it comes to the albums.
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Sup bois and girls
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>>35783691
I'm gonna bump this thread just in case I finish my chart today (probably not)
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>>35783691
post a template ya fagot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7oMS7dwO0
Why don't you have a qt weeb gf? She would prefer your adorable-sized asian benis.
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/r9k/ what are your thoughts?
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All weebs should die a slow and painful death
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>>35783914
I live in a fucking slavic country, you would never find a girl like this here.
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Is this really only applied to virgins. Doesn't everyone walk like this?
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>>35783622
That's the meme you dip
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>>35784241
no, it's called the virgin walk for a reason
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>>35783622
I'm a virgin but on quiet streets like late at night, I look up in general direction of the other person on the street. Not necessarily to make eye-contact but to ready myself in case they start shit. I'm probably paranoid.
During the day like with big crowds andgroups of girlsI do this walk.
Finally walking with headphones is retarded since it destroys your audible reception and situational awareness.
Pic-related is the exact definition of my 'type'.
Burly and muscly and manly, blue-eyed, and blonde.
The problem is there's not that many of those people to begin with, much less gay ones; and out of that tiny population, even a smaller few would be people I'd be compatible with. It doesn't help that I'm a spic, and that most of those guys tend to go for other white guys.
Fuck, /r9k/, I'm so fucked. I'm never going to get someone in the range that falls into the type that I posted. And I don't want to settle. Really, I fucking hate the idea of settling: might as well stay lonely than be with someone I'm not happy with.
And before they start flooding the thread with "are u a girl???": no, I'm a male Robot.
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I guess your only chance is to go to Scandinavia.
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If he went to Scandinavia he would find the exact opposite. Dark skinned dark haired Muslims who would throw him off a building. OP is actually a faggot
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>>35783715
There has to be at least one Gaybot that looks like that, though
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Why aren't you mewing already anon?
You don't want to be a fucking jawlet do you?
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Doesn't work if you're over 16 years old
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>>35783531
So is this thing just a fucking giant meme or it actually works?
Also, is it worth to start doing it at 20?
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>>35783564
even if actively mewing doesnt improve your face, it will at least keep it from getting worse. the opposite of mewing, that is, not having your muscles support your jaw at all, results in looking like stephen hawking.
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>I'm so bored with this Geography homework, anon. Do you know of anything we could do that is more fun?
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>>35783500
College algebra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you guys have Pokemon Sun/Moon, I brought my 3DS
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>>35783500
Sure can. There are these things called differential equations and they're incredibly useful...
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>mom told me i have 24 hours to find a gf or i'll be living in the streets
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I'll be your gf anon.Just kidding
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>>35783394
if not larping, ask her why
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Hire a prostitute for the day
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>2016
>almost full neet
>never leave house, take a couple online courses
>spend my birthday alone in my room, only my parents and 2 friends on Facebook acknowledge it
>accidentally drink my piss in my Gatorade bottle thinking it was Gatorade
>tired of this shit
>take 4 summer classes
>start working out regularly
>start showering and brushing my teeth
>buy non cumstained clothes
>get into decent university in the fall nearby
>join the soccer team
>start trying to socialize, just being friendly and a bit silly
>last week my birthday
>wake up to 50 notifications
>team members bake me cake and all give me happy birthday wishes, completely unexpected
>friends take me out to eat italian and we have a great time
>finally feel a sense of self worth and value to other people
Now I just have to figure out how to get a grill. I'm still autistic but a little effort went a long way.
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Wow, amazing. Post your picture pls
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Congrats on escaping. Godspeed anon.
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>>35783392
My story is more like this
> can't socialize in high school
> be neet for a decade
> try getting out of rut and going to college and university
> 5 times harder to make friends and everyone I try to talk to treats me as some type of subhuman retard
> get a bachelors degree and try masters
> more of the same
> still going for a masters and have one half of a friend to show for it
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>>35783348
"You fucking roastie, get out of my life REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".
Seriosuly shouldnt give that pussy so easy to people.
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Was she raped or """raped"""?
If it was actual rape, then I don't think you should leave her. If she's making it up or greatly exaggerating, then you need to gtfo immediately
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>>35783419
Why would anyone want a crazy fucked up rape victim gf?
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>>35783462
>he doesn't want a crazy girl
I think you need to leave
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> visit grandma for lunch
> she tells me once again that she doesn't like how much time I spend alone in front of the computer
> joke that I'll get a nanny to look over me
> "maybe that's what you should do anon, hire a woman to keep you company"
> "haha very funny grandma"
> get home
> realize that all this time she wasn't just worried about me being a loner, but also of never getting grandkids because my cousin is a moneygrubbing edgy Chad who pumps and dumps and I'm a permavirgin neckbeard
> remember her saying in the past that she'd like to see us being family men and homeowners before she dies
> grandma is in her 70s already
I'm a loner at heart so I don't really worry about gfs at this point, but disappointing poor grandma breaks my heart. Who else >disappointed grandma here?
Also, grandma told me to get a hooker. What. The. Fuck.
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>>35783305
My parents sort of subtly admitted they gave up on me.
>tfw failure in the eyes of everyone I know
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>mfw kept telling my grandma i would visit her but never did
>eventually she died and I didnt have to deal with the phone calls anymore
dont worry anon the old bag will be dead soon
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What I'm really worried about OP is that concoction on the picture, and how it tastes.
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>College"""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""
What happened?
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>implying they were ever funny
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sarah left. she was the funniest.
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>>35783266
they slowly showed their true colours as
>college (((humor)))
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I need your help bros. There's a lonely trap who sits at the back of one of my classes. She's a 7/10, definitely passes as a female.
How can I approach her and make it known that I want to fuck her butt without coming off as a creepy degenerate? If any of you have experience asking out traps, please weigh in.
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there's this thing called "flirt" which is good for gauging if someone wants to fuck you or not
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>she
lol
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>>35783408
I've never flirted before. That's why I need your guidance.
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>>35783251
Try talking to her like a normal person.
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PSA: the Virgin Walk
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>>35783198
>virgin
>walk nothing like a virgin
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>>35783198
>always stare at phone, with earphones in, with one hand in pocket.
>Generally pass slow people.
>never look at people only in ways that tell people how I'm going to maneuver around them.
>neutral clothing, though not necessarily neutral colors
>flip flops instead of tennis shoes
>somewhat long strides because somewhat long legs.
Yeah I'm a virgin and I walk like this. I won't stop either. what about it?
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>>35783198
>subconsciously copy the walk cycle from last game I played
kill me
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>So anon, why did you want to see us after school?
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I didn't, I just wanted to see that fuckable grandma
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>quick rundown
>originaro
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i would probably jizz on the lady on the right
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>tfw traps and feminine twinks turn into masculine men by their mid 20s
i wouldn't be against trying a relationship with one if they actually could have a future but the reality is that they're candles that burn extremely fast and then its all over unless you're an actual megafag who likes manly men.
at least girls generally continue look like women even though they decay too. "milf" femboys just dont exist.
>inb4 hrt
better date actual women if they're gonna get on bitch hormones.
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>>35783113
You realize person in your pic is probably in their 40s right? Traps are generally on HRT and age like women though.
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>>35783145
with trap i just refer to gay guys who dress up as girls for fun, not gender confused people.
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>>35783113
>better date actual women if they're gonna get on bitch hormones.
it's like you realised the massive flaw in argument halfway through writing out your shitty post and then you tried to band aid it.
But no, in case anyone does not see the problem, traps on HRT have still have penises which instantly makes them superior to wymen + they've lived a lot of their lives as men so they're a lot less entitled and cunty as wymen.