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to raise children you autist, it's fucking hard to do it on your own. not that you'd know anything about effort.

>>37621640

t. Mad roastie lemon toastie

>>37621574
dunno but post more ugly hags lol

More girls for me

>>37621548

he'd still be alive if he just downloaded tinder

>>37621548
M-maybe in the afterworld...

I just stole a coke from dunkin doughnuts

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>>37621486
Haardcorre

>>37621486
nice

went past pick n mix earlier when i was shopping and put a handful of stuff in my pocket, ate as i was going around
very comfy

The whole premise of this video is flawed. The wall is nothing but an incredible money sink with no practical purpose. Very small percentage of immigrants to the US literally walk across the border, most come legally and simply won't leave.

>>37621396
>narrator sounds like a mumbling 30 year old version.

>>37621396
If you take this seriously there's no hope for you.

Pheremones?

D'origine

>>37621558
Maybe
But girls have literally "eye fucked " me for across rooms when I haven't showered in days.

Confirmation bias and confidence probably

get to know them and see what Chad gets to experience

>>37621385
I don't want to deceive them any further.
I'm also too autistic to carry a conversation.

I never tried to make one because it would just ruin what self confidence I have left

>>37621341
It's all about the face you delusional faggot.

>>37621377
>Implying you can't remove babyfat without lifting
Facial aesthetics rely on lifting you massive pleb.I hate normies that have it on easy mode

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>>37621341
>roaster abs???

>>37621326
>Are women by their very nature, attention seekers?
>he hasn't watched this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5hOi6gGkEg

>>37621326

yes. the upper hand when it comes to sexual selection lies with women, evolutionary speaking.
Women therefore get to decide who to pick out as a mate. The more attention they get, the more likely it is that they find a high quality mate, increasing their chance of survival and procreation.

>>37621326

yes, that's why they use makeup in the first place...

>>37621159
projecting your own mental swamp on the rest of us?

I'm sure you just collect interracial porn to piss off racists

you're the subject here if anything

>>37621159
Damn, no lube. I'd be rock hard if the bull didn't have a condom on.

>>37621159
Yeah its zoo shit to them. Theres a reason they call them 'bulls'

Also its a 100% american phenomenon

consider the following:

in civilised countries doing a respectable job you spend ~9-10 hours out of the house, but you get up early to do this
the rest of the time is yours, plus weekends

realistically you have about 5 or 6 hours a day to do whatever you want on weekdays plus two days a week of doing what you want. remember, no exams, no extracurricular activities if you don't want to. that is a lot of free time. plenty of time for shitposting and vidya.

>tfw graduated last month and i still haven't come to terms with the fact i'm never going to school ever again

22 year old neet here
Can firmly say that I play video games and shitpost carefree everyday

for the first month, yes
then for two or three months after you get your first paycheck, no
then yes

wageslaving will suck forever and ever

some normsters out in the world find the joy in it
but mainly everyone hates their job to a certain extent
I work at a department store and stock, make the shelves look nice

people come up to me all the time asking for help and I fucking die inside everytime

>walk by aisle
>see group of middle aged women spreading out rolled carpets on the ground and stepping on them
>they all walk away
>leave tons of fucking carpets everywhere

shit you gotta deal with on a daily basis

It gets more tolerable the longer you do it
Money is nice though

It doesn't hurt unless something goes horribly wrong, like if the tooth splits apart during an extraction. What kind of work are you getting done?

>>37621332
trying to close that gigantic gaping hole on my milky teeth and totally clean my whole teeth from yellow substances

>>37621414
So a debridement? That's just a deep cleaning, I got root canals last year and barely felt a thing. You'll be fine.

Baiting is easy af because of the amount of newfags

>>37621206
Yeah but making bait threads is still pretty sad.

>>37621228
Prime bait candidate #1

Why not just create your own waifu

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>>37620584
Saber is the only woman i love. I cant imagine giving my love to another woman

step 1. search saber x male reader fanfic
step 2. replace (yn) with your name
step 3. ?????
step 4. profit!

bump cuz i know you fagbois love the smell of cum

It's not weed dude it doesn't reek that strongly.

>>37620568
b-but everyone says that you can't smell your own cum cuz you've gotten used to it