>tfw gonna confess to the boy I like tomorrow
wish me look boys~
>typo in op
Embarrassing desu
>>39552857
I hope him and his friends lynch you for being mentally ill
>>39552857
Good luck OP, hopefully you don't make an embarrassing typo in real life.I wish I had a qt who wanted to confess to me, I'm very jealous of him.
So fucking tired of brainlets and normies. No one will reply tho this thread, Goodnight fags
>tired of brainlets
>on r9k full of brainlets
>OP is a brainlet
>>39552835
good night fellow fagot
>>39552883
>>OP is a brainlet
Never said I wasn't retarded. I'm a fucking piece of shit.
Why do you think I'm here, smart-o?
Does anyone else here hate living, or going out in public due to depression or social anxiety?
I've been on anti depressants for the past few months, and on occasion the drugs just don't do their job, sometimes i have to deal with extremely judgemental and hostile people, and depending on the day or week i may feel so depressed from it I end up hanging my head and ignoring people.
>>39552808
>Does anyone else here hate living, or going out in public due to depression or social anxiety?
No offence but literally why even ask that you know this board is full of fucking mentally ill shut ins, it goes without saying.
my depression and anxiety get worse when i'm high. I think of super dark shit
>>39552808
Yeah. I get along fine in spcial situations, except that I look so visibly uninterested people stop talking to me. I just don't want to interact with people and when I have to it feels empty as hell.
This woman would reject most robots due to tinder. Let that sink in for a bit.
>>39552806
what the fuck is this? (original commnt)
>>39552806
no she fuckin wouldnt you retard, shes a fuckin creatue bud, just look at her for 5 more seconds and youll get it alright
I think we may have found a real human bean.
Makes me want to an hero
i hate myself and i hate you people
im going to transform into a chad
fuck you people, im going to kill this self of mine
>>39552666
I believe in you. Godspeed.
>>39552666
Can you post when you succeed?
Those trips tell me you've got a chance.
>>39552666
>666
staying cursed
What other herbs/plants other than tobacco and weed can you smoke?
>>39552620
opium, salvia
>>39552620
That shit Indians smoke from a hookah. Forgot what it's called.
>>39552638
I've heard of salvia and it's legal here in New Mexico so I might give it a shot
I'm a chef at Wendy's. AMA
>>39552590
How often do you get to fug Wendy?
>>39552590
Can you give me the recipe for the chicken nuggets?
Can you cook yourself a meal for free if no one is looking?
How to stop smiling in inappropriate situations? One day I'm normal one day I can't stop smiling for no reason
It's called poo poo pee pee dummy autism
Heehee
>roastie at work comes in crying about how her brother was killed in the line of duty
>have to excuse myself because I cant hold back my laughter
>>39552397
It's from anxiety you gotta do drugs and live more life
Spend it wisely
thanks kind OP
thanks that's a whole loaf of wheat bread at walmart
But OP, how can I spend American cash if I am not in America.
>be me
>work at dog shelter
>cleaning cage replacing food and water
>thirstyasfuck.png
>fill clean dog dish with water and sip that marvelous life giving liquid
>hear my boss "anon what the fuck"
>old mormon lady never heard her curse
>my autism doesn't let me explain just stare as she walks away gagging
>mfw
it gets worse much much worse should i continue
>>39552340
>it gets worse much much worse should i continue
Of course
>>39552340
You deserve the shame but please continue
no you should not continue
>like girl
>get drunk with her all the time
>ends up coming back to my place a lot
>somehow i managed to get her into my bed
>spooning , tried to initiate but she said no
>ask her to hang out again later that week
>blows me off
>get pissed, limit contact for 2 weeks
>run into her at party, bring her home
>end up fucking
>she leaves and says we shouldnt have done that
>cut contact for 2 years
>forget i lent her something, message her asking for it back
>she still has it, asks when im free
>tell her she can just mail it
>insists that she gives it to me in person
>she also wants to "catch up"
What does this mean? She said she didnt like me and thought we shouldnt have fucked. Now she wants to see me again?
You probably got her pregnant or (most likely) she got knocked up by Chad and hopes she can convince you to raise her child. Either way, she isn't interested in you sexually.
>>39552335
>I don't want to see you, just mail it to me
>>39552335
she likes to have sex with you but doesnt want to say it
>be me
>korean american male, 19
>just started working at uncle's company
>job sucks, pay sucks, hours are terrible and make me want to kill myself
>but, there is a petite qt chinese woman who works in my department that is starting to show interest in me
>always shy and blushing when she sees me, giggling too much, nervous, all the typical schoolgirl in front of crush behaviors
Should I go for it, guys? I don't know if I can survive this mind numbing shit for much longer without some entertainment. The only problem is, she is 26. I shit you not. I think she fell for me because chinese dig Koreans these days because of kpop and dramas and all that shit, but there is a level of weird here. Doesn't help that it's at my uncle's company, and if he found out it would cause a lot of awkwardness in my family, seeing as my parents are conservative old school Koreans (your partner must be pure-blooded Korean, same age or younger, or they will flip shit) It would have to be super secret, and would also be very risky, but it would make the job totally worth it. Not larping here, by the way, this is all completely true, I swear to god
date the girl, if they find out tell them to find a korean girl for you or you wont break up with her. Theres no way you can lose.
>>39552272
>your partner must be pure-blooded Korean, same age or younger, or they will flip shit
Don't worry, in the last episode they will see that you were meant to be and they will allow your love
>>39552272
Chinks are soulless, avoid them.
Just find a nice Korean qt. You in VA? There are tons of them here.
tfw you'll never walk back from a productive day of class on a blustery fall day, hand in hand with your girlfriend. you've been with her since high school and were so excited to go to college together. she's wearing a cozy gray sweatshirt and jeans. she pulls up the hood as the wind picks up, sending a cascade of leaves in your path; a delightful bouquet of red and orange.
you admire the brick institutions lining the road, hallowed houses of education that have been here for hundreds of years, here for yet another autumn. you converse lightly about today's lecture and muse that you haven't started your project yet. she hasn't either, and says she can't wait to get back to the dorms -- they're serving french onion soup for dinner today, her favorite.
it is only a few blocks back now. in the distance you hear the marching band rehearsing, the boom of the bass drums and the crack of the snares echoing off the buildings. familiar paradiddles and melodies twinkle in the setting sun. back in high school you were both in the band, and won a state championship together.
you're at the dining hall now, there's a bit of a line, but it is of no concern. after a lovely meal and bit of banter with classmates, you head back to her dorm. it is a spartan closet of a dwelling, but you helped her decorate with memories of home and high skies; the old black and gold proudly draped over a wall.
you nestle in bed together. you can still hear the wind whistling outside, but her and the blankets provide a sublime refuge. you turn on the telly, an old tube contraption her dad was keeping in the garage. game 1 of the nl pennant series is tonight; your boys from cincinnati against new york. it is a national broadcast with adequate pomp: renowned announcers and bright graphics packages on display. the lights are on in the ballpark, pushing back against the black night; the familiar diamond, the green grass, promising a few more hours of summertime.
>>39552262
Thanks for reminding me god is dead
>>39552262
>a cascade of leaves
>the brick institutions
>hallowed houses of education
>an old tube contraption
>it is a national broadcast with adequate pomp
Dude, so deep.
>>39552262
>tfw she died our freshman year
>been almost full robot in the decade since
>from suicidal to resigned acceptance to just trying to live out a normal reclusive life
when does it end robits
ITT: We post shitty advice that normies give.
Ignore any posts that unironically say it's "good advice". I'll start:
>If you're unhappy with your life, just change it
>Anon the way I live my life is the only way you will be successful
>A job fixes everything
>You should go in the military
>>39552220
>Attitude is everything, anon
>Just stay positive
>>39553286
going into the military is not bad advice
tough to be a robot when you live and breathe in the same general area at all times
How do I rekindle my interest in vidya /r/obots? I don't enjoy anything anymore.
>>39552182
Have you tried playing with friends?
>>39552217
>Friends
orig
>>39552217
>friends
I-I don't have any friends, anon