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You robots need energy? Time to take EC Stack. It'll give you energy

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Do all people cheat?

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Why are you guys so afraid of women? Women are weak as fuck, even the ones that go to gym, if you went to gym for two months you would already be stronger than them. In fact the average robot is stronger than over 90% of women.
You could rape just about any woman incredibly easily, they are helpless without male support.
Not only that, but women also have beta as fuck personalities, they cry all the time and they are so insecure that most of them refuse to leave their apartments unless they spend a hour applying makeup in front of the mirror. Imagine the most beta guy you have ever known, even he is less beta than your average woman.

When you next time feel anxious while talking to a woman, remember that she is so fucking beta that you could make her cry by just yelling at her for a second, you could rape her incredibly easily if you wanted and she wouldn't even dare be out there talking to you if you took her makeup away.

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>started keto last week at 386lbs
>already down to 376lbs today

Guys am I gonna make it?

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Can someone please explain to me how normans even have the time for "irl" stuff like a gf?

I have no gf, no kids, no real responsibilities, and yet my plate is still filled to capacity because of my hobbies. I am juggling as many balls as I can right now, and that is sans any normie stuff like a girlfriend and kids.

I just don't get it. Do I have to absolutely drop everything in my life to get a gf?

Now I understand Japanese herbivore men. The sheer amount of time and effort that I would have to dedicate to getting a gf is inordinate. I would have to drop so much shit and replace that shit with stuff I don't like to get one.

How do normies do it? Are they masters of time management? I'm an autistic German so I'm no stranger to drafting up schedules and allocating the 15 hours I have a day as efficiently as possible. I just feel that if you want to go down the road of a gf and/or kids, that you have to sacrifice SO MUCH in order to make it work. This is one of the reasons why birthrates are declining in western and Asian countries.

You only have so many resources and so much time, and this is especially true in today's socioeconomic environment. If you want a gf/kids, then something has to give. It is a zero sum game.

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Give reasons why you need a 3DPD in your life.

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Did you harness your masculine power, or did you go "Ugh, gay sex is bad mkay" and become a cuck?

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>Be me
>me mom and her friend go fishing
>catch nothing
>her friend into taking parts off old cars
>find one
>in a field 1 house near by
>has 2 cars in front but no tags on them
>moms friend gets battery out of car
>in backseat looking in mirror
>see break lights come on
>FUCK
> were screaming go-go-go
>shes confused
>finally goes
>going 90 down a back road with him chasing us
>last about 5 minutes
>lost him
>wew
>spend next 30 minutes arguing about what to do with battery
>she keeps it and go home

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Well robots, did you buy your Powerball ticket? It's at $420 million

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>be me
>35, unemployed
>no gf since 2003
>no sex since 2008
>borderline alcoholic
>rich dad enables my parasitic life
>zero interest in women/work/life
>probably good looking if i lost about 40lbs
>move to new town
>oh boy, fresh start!
>try to get healthy, go vegan, meditate, learn an instrument etc.
>still feel like crap 90% of the time
>go to local supermarket
>absolutely gorgeous latvian girl working there
>heart hurts just looking at her
>about my age, green eyes, super friendly to everyone, no rings on fingers
>make the mistake of trying to engage her in convo
>she's receptive, friendly
>tells me she's about to go back to lativa for a few weeks
>shop elsewhere for a fortnight
>go back tonight, she's there
>put my stuff on the conveyor belt, avoid all eye contact til it's my turn
>ask her how her holiday was
>try to pretend i understand her 7/10 english
>remarks on my haircut
>mfw she remembers me
>mfw i think she might actually like me
>panic kicks in
>my senses shift
>everything seems somehow larger, gravity becomes more oppressive
>tell her my haircut is stupid even though it's actually great
>mumble goodbye
>walk out in shame
>come home and post on this shitty website i haven't visited in 5 years because i have no friends to tell
time to find a new supermarket

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> tfw no subtly racist gf who wants to betray her race for me
This is without a doubt the worst feeling in the world.

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Sup Chad here. Ask me anything you little maggots.

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>Hey bro, you gotta dollar you can spare? I can earn it if you know what I mean.

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>Excuse me sir, you're under arrest for transphobic hate speech. Put your hands behind your back
>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney

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>try to lose weight
>nothing to look up to anymore