Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11. page

>>39660654
Redub Disney Movies in one take.

Make sculptures of bobsled racing champions out of chapstick.

>>39660654
Fart the alphabet

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>>39660632
part two, in which she realizes im a sperg and never talks to me again

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Sure yeah whatever buddy. You're wigging out over some small shit

>>39660632
She probably realizes how lonely of a person you are and pities you. She gave you a chance to get out a little to meet people and you spat it back at her. Next time she asks you - if there is a next time - GO.

>>39660832
>17
Don't you have to be 18 to post here?

>>39660900

the dubs

they've spoken the truth.

>>39660832
Someone is going to report that ass.

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>>39660900
is there a problem 'ol chap

but for real tho it's just a year

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>tfw dumb sissy white anime boy
Someone take me already

>>39660565
Nigger, I already made a general for this.
>>39654170

tfw sissy and more importantly DUMB

is ur job at least give good pay?

>>39660508
Why do you hate your anon? Maybe try a nice audio book while working?

i always think about dying but at the same time im afraid to do it. maybe it means i dont want to die but i also feel like a pussy knowing even girls and women have do it and i cant blow my brains out. oh well

>>39660496
Swiggity swoogity give me the boipussi

>>39660496
How do you feel about Jews? Should they be gassed?

I will pay you $625 for a handjob.

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>>39660453
I THOUGHT I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF SO I LOOKED AND THERES NO SHIT SO I CHANGED MY BOXERS AND TWO MINUTES LATER THE SMELL IS THERE AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IM CHUGGING WATER AND IT'S NOT HELPING

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So, why don't you, you know, just remove the cheese slice from the sandwich?

>>39660453
>>39660520


go back to /biz/ you normie sack of shit

Disgust leading into shame then to anger.

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>>39660447
i think there is difference between a boy who is effeminate and has been this way his whole life and one who simply decides mid-way entering his 20s to be more effeminate.
if this boy weren't a girl but their whole life has been effeminate, the real kinda of girly-boy most robots aim to be but aren't in bone, would be fantastic.

lived with interested in gardening, cooking, cleaning... was never really into sports or doing anything too harsh or rough and was kind beneath his bones. that boy wouldn't only earn his right to still be someone liked, he deserved to be loved.

>>39660447
now it'll be easier

>slightly allergic
not everyone is allergic to cats
>barely gives any affection
of course they won't you fucking retard, you have to wait a year or two
>is boring as fuck
this I can't disagree with, but if you want to play with your pet 24/7 get a dog
>have to babyproof the entire house
cats aren't stupid anon, even when they're 7 weeks old kittens can find their way around the house. babyproofing the house isnt necessary
>why do people like cats?
-low maintenance
-cute
-small
-affectionate
-fun
-cheap

>>39660660
Think he means baby proofing in the sense that he doesn't want it climbing cabinets and knocking shit off, or chewing wires and shit

>>39660711
oh, that I cant disagree with as well. my cats at least have never severely misbehaved, though they have pushed stuff off of tables before, no big deal though. some cats are just assholes

im 22 im sure she already had 6 kids by now

>>39660320
>tfw met perfect girl through /r9k/ a few years ago
>she lived half the world away
>didn't have any means to see each other at the time
>eventually just stopped talking since we knew nothing would come of it
>become bitter about women in general since then
>know she's probably been with a million other men since then which just makes me even more bitter
wew lad

You know that you're the only one who's been destroying all the fun
Look what happened when you were dreaming
Then punch yourself in the face
So you kiss and you clutch but you can't fight that feeling
That your one true love is just awaiting your big meeting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1MUKOJIIo

>>39660305
This board is fucked and has been for years. Telling someone to go back to whatever autistic containment they may or may not have come from won't do jack shit and if anything would probably make them dick around even more. And while /r9k/ could have /v/ level censoring that would backfire hard since it's already the second dump of 4chan and the board would either die or they'd just keep bypassing it like they do for the retarded robot.

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>>39660305
Don't forget about pic related. Vidya belong on /v/, outdoors belongs on /out/, etc. Those boards exist for a reason. The real problem is the race baiting and traps. The mods need to either ban them, make /r9k/ a blue board, or make /lgbt/ NSFW.

fucking traps
fucking fembots
fucking "le my life is worse than yours"
the usual

I feel you anon

but does that mean that chads are beta males to their families?

>>39660271
>people taking care of you makes you Chad
No it makes you a baby, dumb fuck. You're never gonna make it.

>>39660271
>Chad to my family
>bullies Mom, refuses to do chores
naw dude, it makes you an asshole to your family
Chad is literally about social/sexual accomplishments, strength, and good looks. None of which apply to you.

Hope this clears things up.

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>>39660252
tag along and make sure the date goes badly

steal his girl or treat him like your his son

>>39660306

I'm a female friend of his. He latches on to me like I'm older sister or something. He's not a very bright person and often depends on me to train him or make decisions for him.

She seems crazy

Perfect for him honestly

Maybe she'll end up murdering him and his mom

Anyone else find it weird this chick has no IRL friends or family on her facebook?
No pictures of herself with anyone else, no tagged photos (that I can see)
Really makes her seem like even more of a troll
Getting no results on google or TinEye for her pics, though.

>>39660289

reverse image search isn't always reliable because social media sites can block image searches

Read some cool books, try real hard to get smart

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>>39660196
I felt the same, the difference is I already got my debrainletzation starter pack.

>>39660234

but I'm 26

life is over for me already