Isn't it time the government provided thicc wives to us lonely robots?
>*knocks on door*
>"yo anon I'm your new caretaker, desu i'm just doing this for the benefits but you look kind of cute"
>*1 month later*
>"wow anon I wan't expecting to fall for you so quickly, I hope you can see me as the loving wife I deep down so desperately want to be for you"
>"well anon I managed to get you out of your room I didn't think it was possible"
>"ignore the normies over there and apply the lotion on me, let them be jealous "
>"when we get home I have a special reward for you, master :3"
But fuck average looking white guys, am I right?
>won't bring shame to your family
>guys who wear fedoras dont get girls they said....
Hi /r9k/ I'm wondering if any kind rich /brobot/ could send me $14 for shipping, for some Orgonite. Would be greatly appreciated and I would be forever grateful. My paypal is [email protected]
>A-a-anon thanks for this date at the zoo
>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I need to tell you something though
>I'm not wearing any panties
>I want to get fucked by that elephant
>will you put on a distraction while I bend over and let it mount my horny ching chang poosy?
The funny thing is that this shit actually happens in real life.
Women would rather have sex with literal animals than with you. There's nothing even sexy about an elephant. Shit legs/feet and the snout is literally a worse version of a fucking octopus. And to top it all of this bitch is giving herself to an animal on OUR fucking date. She's a literal 2/10 and she has the nerve to treat me, us like this.
Any other OCD anons here? I'm debating on going to the doctors and getting the SSRI pills or not. Anyone currently taking them wanna share their experience with them?
I was hanging out with a girl and she kissed me
wtf do I do
> mfw sad
> masturbate (2nd time already)
> eat a cookie
> try to go to sleep
Who /coping mechanisms/ here?
>mfw sad for 6 months
>mfw just sometimes have sudden outburts of sadness
>mfw fetal position, tears, and brown noise to drown out my thoughts, is the only thing that let's me sleep after an hour of trying.
I'd tell you guys a joke about blacks but once You've heard one you've heard Jamal
I'd reply with one about farmers, if it weren't too corny.
why did the booger cross the road because everyone was picking on him
I... I don't even know man.
Well, if you don't know- I don't know. I don't know what you don't even know. WHY? Why is it that I do not know? I do not know because you don't know. And I shall continue to go through life not knowing because I do not know what you do not know. In other words, what don't you know, so that I might know what it is that you do not know about?
Do you want to pork with Jenna Marbles or something?