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>NEET
>plays video games the entire time
>wears cum stained clothes (pic related)
>autistic
>lives with his mom
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>>38942413
i have to say hashinshin is definitely a robot
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>>38942413
sup Dekar
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>>38942413
Idk when I play league I also play only Jax. Is that champ just an autist magnet or what?
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Can we f2m people be true robots or is the dick a mandatory part? For starters that's already a mental ilness.
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>>38942308
show that mancunt of yours, bitchboi
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>>38942349
weird fetish tbqh
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I would say my dick is about 90% of my appeal outside of the crippling self examination.
i dont know if youve blocked my number kat
im gonna try finding a payphone to call you from.
i cant be at home right now
i cant survive this pain with my parents around. please help me kat. i did something stupid i have cuts all over me
i did it to stop my crying but if anyone sees ill be taken away to a ward. i dont know what to do. please let me call you from a payphone. please i cant be around parents.
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>>38942202
Everytime I'm sad, I just listen to the Meme Grips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
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i keep bleeding kat
please make my anxiety stop
please
i cant make it stop
please help me
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>>38942202
I know someone called Kat, Whats her initials?.
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"Your mother and I have been wondering when you're gonna settle down with a nice girl and give us grandchildren, Champ. Whatdy'a mean you'd rather be with your Wanaytis on four channel? Champ, finding a nice girl and raising a family with her is important because it makes you feel accomplished, responsible, and secure; not only will you have passed on your genes, but you'll have someone to take care of you when you're old. You'll understand WHEN you have kids someday, Champ."
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l don't need this feel
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I'm a middle sibling. Forgotten. Discarded. My parents would never give me a positive pep talk.
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>>38942315
>>38942348
"Why don't you introduce yourself to that nice girl who works at the bookstore, Billy? That's how you meet people. It's a part of growing up. And who knows? She might be that special someone with whom you raise a family, which is important because it ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old."
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Was elliot objectively the most aesthetic man alive? What hope is there for us robots when even a prime piece of meat like this gets cucked by the eternal chad
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No he looked weird, stop making threads about him faggot. He was kind of a mug.
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>>38942162
Why is everything in eastern europe just a varying shade of grey?
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>>38942184
Because it accurately reflects reality, you fuck.
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My cat Smeagol just died.
I feel like a part of me has been ripped out. I walk into my room, and I expect to see him, but he's not there. Yesterday, I took him to the vet because he could barely move, and I wanted to see what was wrong with him; I'd gladly go in debt to have him helped. The Vet told me it was a large tumor. They asked me if I wanted him cremated, and I said I wanted to take him to bury him. I took him home in the towel that he laid on in his last moments, and I slowly dug the hole , then slowly buried him in, saying no words, just tears. I wake up throughout the night just like it was a nightmare, but I look up at his perch, and I don't see him. I just want him back.
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>>38942119
digging the hole yourself is some kind of bravery
but he's dead nigga, maybe his ghost will offer you protection against evil spirits
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I'm really sorry that you lost your cat anon. The death of a pet is never easy.
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>>38942166
Well they say that cats guard the gates to hell/afterlife, so maybe I am protected.
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My gay friend proposed to me and wants to take care of me forever. I'm not gay though.
Is it worth giving up my pooper's chastity to be a NEET househusband?
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yes yes yes 100% yes
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>>38942109
>Is it worth giving up my pooper's chastity to be a NEET househusband?
try it out lol
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>>38942109
Absolutely anon
A little bit of taking it up the ass is a tiny price to pay for never having to worry about anything ever again
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Memes have wounded Chloe G Moretz's fee fees
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Apologize now.
A lot of mean photos have been made of me with Photoshop, and people have done really nasty memes about me, and just so they know, I've seen them all and I don't find them funny and I don't find them cute. That's not cool. It's bully. And it hurts. And I'm not going to deny that.
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>>38942078
>it's bully
>I'm not going to deny that
What would she be denying, and why would she? Females; not even once.
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>implying people don't like the new chloe
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>be a skinny little blonde actress
>be cursed with this fucking linebacker body type
it's kinda sad and weird
just goes to show that some things truly are genetics instead of self discipline
unedited pic related
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Ask a robot who buttfucks both members of a married couple anything
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>>38942076
how much you get paid?
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>>38942076
this is literally my fetish. how did you go about getting a married couple to submit to you?
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>>38942076
Why is your penis so tiny?
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>ok class, tell me 2 things you did this summer
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>>38942038
Went to Guatemala
Got a girlfriend
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>>38942038
>I played video games and
>It was really fun!
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>get hungry
>eat
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My gf wants to try something new so I'm going to fuck her with a condom until ''creampie'' then eat her out. Rate
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>>38942008
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD.
YOU BAITING PIECE OF SHIT.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity.
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>>38942008
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.
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>>38942008
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath.
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Holy fuck this board is terrible. I thought this was going to be a feels board. A girl I have a crush on, and I'm pretty sure she likes me too, told me we can't talk anymore because she doesn't want to upset her boyfriend. I couldn't sleep last night after she told me, and now I'm doubting she even did like me.
I came to this board to find comfort or to indulge my despair, but it's just shit, utter shit.
I'm glad my shitty thread killed another thread because it doesn't even matter, it's all shit anyways.
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I've been there, pal. You'll forget it.
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>>38942423
I hope I forget it, but I'd like to know if she actually liked me or if there was nothing there all along and I'm just delusion. I'm truly fine with either outcome, I just need to know.
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>>38942487
Maybe you should've asked her. That really calmed my mind.
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Why don't you just live a life of crime?
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Because it's much easier to earn a paycheck working an honest 9 to 5.
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>>38941923
i'm not a solid 8/10, unfortunately.
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Work a 9 to 5 and sell weed on the side. Untaxable extra income. Low level crime. Its my bread and butter
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Daily reminder that if you can look down and see your penis, you CANNOT be a robot.
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i can suck my own cock (and often do!)
fatbots eternally irredeemably BTFO
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>>38941911
fat people are volcels, they don't count because you could just lose weight
facially ugly people and short men are the only true robots
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>>38941911
Good thing I'm wearing pants
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OH I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM I'M GONNA TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
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>>38941909
THE FOOL ON THE HILL SEES THE SUN GOING DOWN
AND THE EYES IN HIS HEAD
SEE THE WOOORLD SPINNING ROOOUUND
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>>38941909
AI A A I A I AI IA
WHERE IS MY SAMURAI???!
TUTUUT TUUTUT TUT
IVE BEEN SERACHING FOR A MNA ALL ACROSS JAPAN JUST TO FIUND OU SAMA AMSMAOU RAI SOMEBODY WHO IS STRONG BUT STILL A LITTLE SHY
YES I NEED, I NEED MY SAMURAI
AI AI AI I AM YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY
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IN THE MORNING
WANT TO DIE
IN THE EVENING
WANT TO DIE
IF I AIN'T DEAD ALREADY
GIRL YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY