>tfw 19yo and still kv
at what age should i kms if i still a kv?
Like 30. Dude, 19 is fucking YOUNG in the game. You have so much time and growing to do.
would a girl I get along with really well date me knowing the fact that I have a shitty car? Like a really embarrassing car.
It likely depends on the girl. Her culture, upbringing, etc.
Poor girls probably wont give a shit. Anyone else will likely not say anything about it but most likely wont like it and may not want anything to do with you afterwards.
It also may depend on what country you're in also.
What's the coolest life you can dream of? just the best possible version of you
within the realm of reality though, no spaceships or time traveling
Maybe I'm a simpleton but I'd like to have money and fuck lots of women all around the world
I don't really care about money or fucking. I want to succeed academically really hard and become a respected intelectual, and be able to make a comfortable living off that, while still having enough time to do shit that I like (videogames, playing guitar, etc). I also would get together with my oneitis because I don't really want anyone else. I'm not sure she wanting to be with me is within the realms of possibility, though.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NANA NA
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?
Why don't we force the rich into labor camps? They don't produce anything. It seems like a good way of making them give back to society for once in their fucking lives.
First real wagie paycheck of my life.
Feels good man.
I know it's jack shit in the long run, but it still feels nice to know that I earned this.
guessing you get payed about $12.50?
Fat women make me so angry. Women have ONE job in their lives, all they have to do is not get fat.
AND WHEN THEY DO GET FAT BETA MEN PAY TO WATCH THEM EAT FOOD AND STEP ON THINGS
how do i eat a lot of food without getting fat?
Skelly here, tell me how to get fat from eating a lot of food.
>you will NEVER live in Japari park
Why even exist?
How many pl8 do I have to squat to get a gf like this
>Finally got the argon
To all the mothers out there, my name is Decoration, and I've been living inside your daughter for 12 seconds now.
I am the embodiment of beauty itself.
Like a vase brimming with infinity.
But maybe a little taller, and more detailed.
Yes.. that's perfect.
Oh please, don't be angry, there is really nothing you can do.
Just sit back and enjoy the story of what's going to happen next.
In a couple of months, she'll accidently squeeze her pet hamster to death which I will find deeply inspiring.
The small hamster shaped theater will be grown in her bioducts.
It is an expression of sweet tenderness for your daughter.
Inside the actors are made from living tissue, like warm puppets, they are my voyage towards the perfect theatrical hamster squeeze.
All this lavish effort just to impress your child.
Puberty hits, her body throws an adolescent tantrum, and one morning I will find myself covered in bile.
Something cruel will be neccessary to prevent further mishaps
After six years.. and 72 productions of the great hamster squeeze, ballets, operas, vianese waltses, sonnets, it becomes quite clear that your little princess doesn't give a shit about art.
Worse, by this point she will be seeing a young man, her innocence rots away.
It seems this man must physically enter her body in order to reproduce
What a horrible species you all belong to
I'll go to her womb, where the opening is and block it off with a massive baby, MY baby.
They will Cristen the child cervical cancer, but I prefer the name.. Decoration.
I suppose I'll finally understand the love she felt for her pet.
And perhaps why she squeezed too hard.
And sure.. maybe I'll feel a sense of regret.
But there you have it, if it makes you feel any better, I reccomend taking a vase and dropping it out the window.
Vases never die slowly, pissing a life away into a hospital cancer tube, oh no.
We are fragile that's true.. But we are much more poetic.. than a human.
>body looks femenine af
afraid of becoming a tall shemale bitch for some big fat old man
there were at least two long and funny as fudgy greentext threads that got pruned here, or was it on /b/. What gives? Annoys me
>win genetic lottery
>still get shitty face tattoos
>women will still be interested in him despite his faggy freckles and tattoos