I love being an above average looking man. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the corruption of society, I can assume my role as the alpha male. All of my colleagues are beta cucks, and even if they're chads physically, they're not 6 feet tall like me.
For example, my cuck friend filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was banging his girlfriend. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking his wife, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to spout anything else than typical beta whining about how he loved his wife and how I was a terrible person. I continued to sleep with his wife for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us fucking and his wife getting pleased by a superior chad cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I let his wife clean out his joint checking account and froze it and froze his credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, his wife was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for taking advantage of a broken society. Meanwhile, I married her, assumed custody of (my) his kids, and moved out with her to San Fransisco where I can continue to cuck Betas and fuck their girlfriends/wives. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little baby to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay his wife what he owes her (Little does he know she just gives the money to me). So pathetic.
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>>35023146
honestly people like you should jump off a bridge
regardless if this is bait or not
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>>35023146
why would you take ownership of your own kids as a chad
never mind that
why would you take in a cheating whore
good money making scheme though
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TFW currently applying for jobs but nothing in the last 3 days. Why do I bother?
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>>35022972
>nothing in the last 3 days
relax nigga, i've been applying for work for like 2.5 months and i have a current actual job and a solid resume. just got an interview for this week. shit takes time, keep at it, have someone look at your resume and cover letter, and don't lose hope.
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>>35022972
Don't give up. It may take a while to find a job. Keep filling out resumes and don't get discouraged.
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>>35022972
Temp agency. You're welcome.
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>Stubby fingers
I'm tall, I have a nice jaw, but I'm fucking ruined by being a god damn FINGERLET
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>>35022833
Post hands faggot
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>dinner with at grandparents
>uncle is there
>his thumbs are AT LEAST TWICE the size of my """thumbs"""
>he's like two inches shorter than me
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>tfw fingers and bones in general are actually thinner than my mother's even though my father is a giant
>tfw I probably had stunted growth
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I am going to bed. Fuck you
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>>35022789
likewise hothead
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>>35022789
ok then, bye.
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>>35022789
Goodnight, sleep tight, I love you.
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This is the kind of high life /r9k/ could only dream of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
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>>35022746
Shit song, is this the garbage you listen to?
tsk tsk.
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those girls all look like slappers
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>>35022746
that looks like the most fucking wack party ever. if you were living the high life why would you waste your time hanging out with ugly british hipsters and chavs at what looks like a low rent pseudo estate house and not partying somewhere nice with actually attractive people?
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I buy used Nissan Skylines from first world countries since you can't drive them without special permissions no one wants to go through (bc of right hand steering wheel). They are really cheap, most of the times they are in good conditions, so I bring them to my country, repaint them, and sell them for around $20,000. Then I proceed to enjoy my money and do whatever I want.
How's life treating you?
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>>35022612
That's a great scam. People pay closer to 25 30k for nice ones
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>>35022638
the usual Skyline here is around 5k but they are usually in shit conditions. Also I make more than a 200% income
>Be 21
>Entire life thought I had a smaller dick
>Last time I measured it I was like 13-14
>Barely 4 inches hard
>Didn't realize it was still growing
>Decide to check it again randomly
>6.5 inches
>Smiling since
Any recent good news robos?
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>>35022596
I'm 21cm of fat dick that'll never get used because I'm 5'1 and 22. On the other hand:
>made $900
>made $32 selling old books
>will probably make $10 selling more books today
>am high as fuck as we speak
>just ate some bomb-ass spicy rice
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>>35022659
I feel you man, I don't got it quite as bad but I'm 5'5. Got a fair share of ladies in high school (slept with 4, BJ from 2 others), but ever since I went out to college 3 years ago I've been dry. I've been on 1 shitty date in that entire time. Keeping hope alive.
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>>35022704
>(slept with 4, BJ from 2 others)
>3 years ago I've been dry
>I've been on 1 shitty date in that entire time.
get. the. FUCK. off my board REEEEEE
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>tfw no parson bf
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parson
p a r s o n
p e r s o n
person?
wut
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>>35022590
Back in the day the really devout religious people wouldn't marry. I'm reading about the church and culture of ancient Alban atm so I found your post entertaining, points for creativity.
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>tfw when you're asexual and look upon your entire species with a feeling of alienation
You CANNOT be a robot if you're sexual. The whole world is made for you.
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>asexual
nice meme, low test
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>>35022609
I'm asexual you cuckroach
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>>35022857
sure you are buddy I will take your low test body and throw it at a tree
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I got a job at a big engineering company a month ago. On my application I put that I was Latino, I'm like 5%. After I got hired I put that I was white (Not Latino) for my personal information. I can't change the information, the website says I need to go to hr to change it. What do? Right now it looks like I lied about my race. Should I talk to HR and try to change it? What should I say to HR? Should I not do anything?
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>>35022502
Nothing. You got a job, and they will, never, ever bring up your race for fear of backlash. You win, anon!
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If they ask just say that you got better.
Or better yet that you don't want the government to know that you're Latino because you don't want to end up in a trump camp.
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>>35022502
Race and ethnicity are two different things.
Latino is not a race.
White is not an ethnicity.
Latino is more commonly known as Hispanic, and is also referred to as Chicano
There can be white hispanics, as well as asian and black and native american hispanics.
This is because the term means nothing more than "spanish speaking", and is used simply to classify those from central and south america.
For example, there is a large Asian population in Brazil. If an Asian from Brazil emigrated to the US, they would mark "Hispanic" under ethnicity, and "Asian" under race.
That is why on census forms you see two questions for identity classification, race and ethnicity.
These questions are often misunderstood, so if you feel you did not accurately mark a question for race or ethnicity, clearing it up with HR should not be a problem.
Oh, another thing - you are an adult, and census classification after around 2000 is completely self enumerated - your race is determined by nobody else than you. Will people think you are an idiot if your name is Anurag Patel and you mark black on your college admissions forms? Sure, but I don't think many would do anything about it.
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last one died, copypasta-ing my entry because i really need to talk about it with some unbiased people
>be me
>senior in hs, never really the social type
>semi-normie
>girl, lets call her M. has been in my grade since the 5th grade, used to have a crush but distanced myself after she witnessed a mental breakdown
>M adds me on snapchat, we start a streak and talk regularly
>"hey anon wanna come to the mall with my bf and me after school"
>we bullshit around the mall, I absolutely fucking hate her bf (he's 15...) that night we have a heart to heart and i decide i want to get in there
>a couple of weeks later we hang out, just us all day, about halfway through she tells me her and her bf are having problems
>somehow convince her to break it off with him, 15 minutes later we're in the backseat of her dad's car making out.
>we start "talking" and make out one more time before she leaves me for her ex, we'll call him T
>says shes still in love with T and its nothing against me, says shes willing to try again in the future.
>fast forward about 3 weeks, T leaves her for her ex (lol pretty ironic)
>start trying to talk to her again, things are going ok i guess, until..
>valentine's day, I send an anonymous box of chocolates, and she starts asking everyone who it is, when she finds out it was me she says "oh i wish it was someone cooler"
>I forgot to mention she was begging for a prom date in a group chat we're in, even at one point saying "do you really want to go alone anon?"
>anyways, I text her and sperg out
>she apologizes but im still pissed, ask her how she really feels about me because at this point i honestly don't know
>idk
>get mutual friend to ask her
>idk
>at the high point of the arguement i ask her to prom
>"alright let's go to prom"
>mfw
cont? theres a little bit more
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kek, normie calls these real problems. kekekekekek. now gtfo.
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>>35022532
I'm not a normie, i'm just extremely lucky.
>personality type:INTP
>aspie score of 143/200
>normie score of 80/200
>1300 hours in arma 2
DONT CALL ME A FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35022468
she ain't into you
you're a filler
feelspoorman
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Is she not more than the curve of her hips?
Is she not more than the shine on her lips?
Does she not dream to sing and to live and to dance down her own path without being torn apart?
Does she not have a heart?
I love you fembot. Not because I want to sleep with you, but because you're a beautiful, wonderful person.
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>>35022342
no
no
maybe
she does not
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>>35022342
>fembots
roasties need to get toastie
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Do you think it's possible for everyone to achieve a happy existence?
I was moping around today over some rather arbitrary shit and I read about this kid named Sam Berns that had a genetic disorder named Progeria. He's since died at the age of 17 but he did this TED talks about the philosophy of leading a happy life and it was pretty nice. I know this is a really normie post which most of you will either ignore or abuse me for but what are your thoughts? Was he just kidding himself? Or can anyone achieve happiness within their means?
Basically his philosophy was to be thankful for what you can do, accept what you can't and have the wisdom to know the difference between the two.
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>>35022324
That's not his philosophy, that's old as shit stoicism.
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>>35022379
Okay, regardless how do you feel about the proposed question.
I just thought his story would resonate more than a bunch of bearded dudes hanging out in a garden
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>>35022324
>Do you think it's possible for everyone to achieve a happy existence?
Most of the times, yes, people can achieve a happy life with some effort, in other situations people die before achieving this, be it because of bad luck, or because they don't know how what to do to be happier. This ain't a hard question OP.
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>tfw you wish you could make a manga or anime but you're not Japanese
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>>35022243
>tfw will never have the motivation to make gaymes
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>>35022269
I'll motivate you friendo. You can do it, I believe in you.
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>can't get a job
>normies just don't show up despire warnings
>get fired
I'm glad these idiots got rekt. I'd literally kill for a chance to work. Why can't people compartmentalize their lives?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39032051
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if you don't show up for work when you have a job you are not a normie, you're a dead beat
you probably don't have any concept of this, but everyone who is better than you isn't necessarily a normie
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>>35022237
I just got a job and the main part of it is talking with customers. I want to die. That being said I'm never late.