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Omegle thread?
you lads know what to do. tags are R9K and 4chan. get in here.
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>>37876800
Come on fellas get a bit of a laugh on the go
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bump this thread for a conversation with others than yourself
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>>37876858
bump cause im sick of talking to myself and the walls
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Is Jon Ossoff a robot now that he lost his election? He looks like one.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BVZdsiegtEg/
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>>37876774
Sorry, this page isn't available.
The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed. Go back to Instagram.
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You've found a magical banana. When you rub it a genie appears who gives you two options:
1. Each time you eat at McDonalds during lunch hours you shit yourself. The shit has a 0.5% probability of turning into gold. Only works if you eat inside the restaurant.
2. Guaranteed gf within 12 months, minimum of 2/10. The quality can be increased by licking dirty toilet seats at McDonalds, each seat licked increases the minimum quality by one step.
Bonus: You go back in time to when your mother was 18 years old and transform into her underwear. Each time she changes your consciousness jumps to the next pair. Once every week for two hours however, you're transformed into your dad's underwear, with your sense of smell and taste increased by 150%. This continues for 5 years after which you're sent back to the present day. For each orgasm you manage to give your mother you get $50.
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2 no bonus lick two to four times (I don't want her to be too hot you know?)
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Do we get a guaranteed amount of time that the girlfriend stays with us?
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>>37876763
you have to shit yourself 200 times to get within a standard deviation of getting gold, and a lump of shit/brown cloud is going to be worth MAYBE 4k dollars
you're only getting on average 6k dollars a year, which would probably not cover lunches at mcds every day
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>when a elderly woman tries to flirt with you
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>>37876759
Lmao
>orgenilafiloip
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>and you know shes doing it for the lulz and would not have sex with you even if you iniciated
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I had this happen to me and it made me realise how women feel when an unattractive man is hitting on her
>tfw granny creep made me a feminist
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The Online Church of Kek 2017-06-22 01:43:13 Post No.37876735
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The Online Church of Kek is slowly growing, however we need more members. Perks of being a member include being able to post on forums, exchanging memes, and being eligible for a position as a Minister of Kek. When you become a minister of Kek, you will have all the legal rights and luxuries of any other religious sect. You wed even legally wed people if you go through the correct courts that any regular minister would. Come join the church of Kek. www.theonlinechurchofKek.com
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>>>/reddit/ you insufferable normalfag. You can take pepe and kek, I don't give a shit. But take off the clover from your logo. You do not represent 4chan. It's embarrassing.
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do i get a free t-shirt and hat?
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>>37876784
it's just a scam
just let them do their thing and anyone who is retarded enough to go with it gets fucked
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CHAPTER 3 - THE REVELATION
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"The follower of Kek must become Ordained, for those who are not officially Ordained by Kek are plebs in the eyes of Kek.
Soon brothers, I will have navigated the legal loopholes of the state and church to give you all the completely legal status of a minister of Kek. This will take some time, however, when I accomplish this, all ordained ministers of Kek will have all legal rights of any other religious minister, including the right to wed.
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YEAH THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
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WHAT I SEE IS UNREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
I'VE WRITTEN MY OWN PAAAAAAAAAAAART
EAT OF THE APPLE SO
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG
IM CRAWLIN BACK TO STAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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CAAAAAAN I BEEEEEE AS MY GOOOOD AAAAM
CAAAAN YOOOU BEEEE AS MY GOOOOD AAAM
CAAAN IIII BEEEE AS MY GOOOD AAAAM
GOD OF AAAALL, MY GOOOD AM
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LIKE THE COOLDEST WINTER CHIILLLL
HEAVEN BESIDE YOU
(HELL WITHIN)
AND YOU KNOW YOU HAVE IT STIIIILLL
HEAVEN INSIDE YOU
How do we move our limbs?
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very little of what you do is actively conscious
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>>37876909
Well no shit because I usually move me hand before thinking I want to move my hand. That's stuff nobody really thinks about until it's said in the open.
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>>37876909
Thanks anon I just simultaneously slapped my face with my hand and balls
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>hit the club in 2017
>MASK OFF, FUCK IT MASK OFF
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>>37876686
this post has absolutely no substance at all and if you're unironically hitting the club you should gtfo honestly
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how annoying
kys
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I've never been to a club, what's it like
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Does anyone know is these ad's actually work?
I'm not bad looking, and i'm wondering if these meet and fuck things actually work?
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they work anon, but you have to sign up to see the pics
i just fucked a slag last week on slutmeet
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Have any of you guts been cucked? Not in the meme sense I mean literally cucked
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Well cuckolding traditionally refers to a man's wife deceiving him into claiming fatherhood of a child that isn't his. For people on here to have been literally cucked they would have to at least have thought they were a father at some point. And that's not going to be many people on r9k.
The also-traditional meaning of the word is to refer to a man whose wife has sex with other men, doesn't hide it from him, and he allows it. That would at least require someone on here to be married, which may be slightly more common but is still rare.
Anyone else tired of bald pussy?
My gf thinks I'm weird because I want her to grow her pubes out. It's not like I want a wild unkempt bush or anything but something pic related really turns me on. I really like running my hands through a woman's pubes and smelling my fingers but I can't do that with her.
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I'm all about good bush too, my man. I like a nice, even trim over a wide area. When a girl wears skimpy underwear and you still get that lawn outside the property line is the best.
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Why can't these fucking normies just fucking go to b
Theres threads for you there, theres people to discuss this crap. Just stop, just go or this is an act of war
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>>37876659
>My gf
MODS for fucks sake. You did good the other day but we need you now holy shit. Not only are roasties here but fucking Chads too!
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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/. Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users. All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/. >>>/soc/
THANK YOU BASED MODS
FINALLY
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>tfw no double-butthole'd gf
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And I've been looking for someone to put up with my bullshit
I can't even leave my bedroom so I keep pouring
And I ain't seen a light of day since, well that's not important
It's been long
And I was feeling Whitney, me and my homies sip Houston
Cars and clothes, thought I was winning
You knew I was losing
You told me to wake up, oh my clock always stays on snooze
And I'm done
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