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>>34963991
More of a small town, really

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>>34963991
It's a shitty YT Thumbnail

>>34964026
where? looks comfy af desu

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Jennifer dumped me.

Beta males are as worthless as females

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My name is Colton

Pic related

im Ryan

>>34939439
neat name

>>34939453
KILLED FIDDY MEN/10

Alexander.

>>34939439
Pretty cool, although doomed to be related to that hobbit.

>>34939453
Dry and masculine, sounds like a gun or a whisky.

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MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER

>>34979434
KEEP THE PARTY GOING

>>34979434
Isn't that Not Important from the game Hatred?

>>34979274
What's a true robot philosophy?

>>34979274
All original Abrahmic religions are, not BS like protestanism, real deal like Sunni Islam, Orthodox Christianity, Judaism etc.

And they got specialization on something as well

>Islam: Getting laid frequently, having your own harem and impregnate and have a fuckton of mini-Ahmeds
>Judaism: High Intelligence=Success=getting laid easily and same as Islam probably
>Christianity: Losing their alphaness a bit in Catholicism but they can still be manly sometimes and be conservative unlike the other fag """Christianity""" that accept women.

Robots should be true atheists, no agnostic or related, since there is no God for them to help them or make them happy.
Or at least some hating God thing cult as well.
This goes to >>34979285 as well.

>>34979274
No he says turn the other cheek; its designed by a bitch!

I understand what hes saying but you have to be possessed by tons of love for that to feel normal; only been in that kind of meditative state once!

why are you lying? no girls like fat guys. only gay fat guys do.

>>34979160
there are tons of girls online lol

I only like feederism. I wanna take a guy and feed him until he got fat. Once he got to big I would leave him though and find a new guy to fatten up.

>female roommate
NORMIE ALERT NORMIE ALERT

WHOOOO WHOOOO

>>34978914
>>female roommate got drunk and groped me again
LIES

>>34978914
>>female roommate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMALKEK GIT OUT!!!!

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You stay up to 6am, on /r9k/ trollin'

Chad gives her a tenner for a taxi to the hospital, after he perforated her colon

>up till dawn on 4chan lurkin
>on chads dick her ass is twerkin

My love be mine
Stay until the end of time
Fuck the haters Chad's a meme
I can be your robot dream
Ladies ;-)

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>>34978780
why's your life so unbearable, OP?

>>34978811
im tranny and i have too many mental issues to get out of bed without breaking down most of the time

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>>34978847
>hiding behind depression so long its become a defense barrier

Things cant get worse at least theres that, r-right?

You should probably stop drinking

Set them right op, you're def not psychotic. Probs just clinically depressed desu fampai

>>34978753
Drink more, faggit

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Love yourself and enjoy looking at women while touching yourself

>>34978750
I only give a shit about looks and money so it's only fair that they care about looks and money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0FmGwUDFf0

I wish Hitler had won.

Void AF my guy

>>34978643
It's almost 5am here but I was up all night. I prefer to be up at night rather than the day. Nobody bothers me during the night and /r9k/ is usually a lot less shitty from 10pm to 5am.

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Guess whos responsible for their hedonistic lifestyle.

>>34978616
>>34978638

Good goy, don't ever let your favourite porn star go out of business, buy her new dvd where she takes multiple black cocks

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>>34978638
>jews
>responsible for the career of a Japanese porn star

There is likely wisdom in a toilet being built in a separate room, Anon.

>>34978585
I've moved to using a piss bucket
It smells, but having ~5 gallons worth of piss holding volume is priceless

>>34978621
More convenient piping?

>>34978544
I remember that deepthroating chick.

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no come back plz

>>34978544

im getting drunk because the girl i was with for 3 years is probably getting married to another guy.

i feel...alone.