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>>34362812
>tfw last one was me in middle school
>dropped out in highschool within the first few weeks

>>34362837
You didn't miss anything. HS is shit.

>that average-looking japanese girl that drove all the weeaboos wild
>that kid who always ate lunch alone at a big table

>>34362774
Fuck outta here with this
evil nonsense.

>>34362774
who is this senpai?
original sharingan

I don't undestand the femlet meme, why would anyone want midget children?

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I can't be the only one who is not grossed out by a little mold in the food.

>>34362751
right? Cut this piece out and that's it

>>34362705
I hate people who'll throw out food because of a single hair.
Same with people throwing out towels or earphones just because one of your friends used them.
Its degenerate high horse larping.

>>34362673
Why have your country attacked Poland during wwii?

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>>34362673
i'm not looking at you, i like redheads

you could land a jumbo jet between those eyes.

>>34362672
started working out a few months ago and it's going great.
have tried getting into meditation several times but can't seem to get the hang of it - any tips robots?

>>34362771
>have tried getting into meditation several times but can't seem to get the hang of it - any tips robots?
First of all, always use a timer, e.g. on your smartphone. Preferably have the alarm be quiet/soothing so you don't get a heart attack when it goes off after relaxing. Next, get an app like Life Reminders and get it to set off at the same time every day. Do either at the beginning or the end of the day.

Start with 10 minutes and just persevere. Once you find it easier (after maybe 2 weeks), go for 20. That's a nice number the buddhists seem to recommend for us western fucks.

Perhaps after a few more weeks/months you'll start to see the benefit and even necessity of doing it, then you can increase it to 30 (what I currently do). Just don't go overboard and burnout. Only do as much as you feel you can sustain, but don't do any less than 10 minutes.

Just close your eyes, sit/lay down, relax and do nothing but focus on your breathing, accepting that there will be lots of mind distractions for months/years to come. Bring your attention back each time.

hey robots. whats the big deal with meditation? is it a religious thing? is it a 'spiritual' thing? i dont really get the idea. it just seems boring and a waste of time. im kind of religious, i like to think myself as protestant.i used to work out a bit. nothing big, i did ~100 pushups and ~150 situps twice a day but then just stopped cus im lazy.

Currently listening random music until more people join.

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cum cum cum join join join comfy comfy comfy

MALE VIRGINS ONLY

NO SEX TALK

NO FEMALES

NORMIES OUT REEEE

Good anon that shit only works in the movies you save yourself the embarrassment of being rejected in public

What could you do? Buses are just moving rooms where people pretend no else exists

>>34362650
>see cute gril on bus
>do nothing
>gril is in a panic
>"there's a bomb on the bus and if we drop below 35mph it explodes and we all die"
>oh shit this is the plotting of the great Dennis hopper
>cute gril de evolves into a goomba
>John leguisangna
>smokers come up out of the water and try to attack the bus on jet skis
>goomba can't breathe leguisangna uses his gills to breath for her
>mrw damn Normies
>hopper crashes into the bus with a plane
>mrw I make eye contact before the crash and give hopper a thumbs up :-)

bumparin

>>34362617
>2 hours of swimming alone in the leisure centre
maybe be because you are are weirdo

just kidding, but why do automatically assume the worst
are you really freaking out because some girl pointed finger at you.

>>34362773
Why would she do that over me looking at her for like a split second?

>>34362590
You've asserted dominance now she knows to listen when you give her the opportunity to.

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>>34362590
>Get in argument with GF

Plebbis over there bub. No one wants your normie ass here.

>>34362590
2 hours... give it a day then contact her unless she contacts you first.

>How do I get better at hiding my virgin bitterness?

You don't. You get worse at it.

>>34362563
>abloo its all over
>ima virgin at 23 still ree
let me know when you hit wizardhood, junior

Happy birthday OP! Here is to another 60 years of being a virgin.

That's actually a bad thing though

>>34363787
but why is that a bad thing though

>>34363787
It gives companies tyrant-tier copyright protection. If I posted a picture of skittles in this post, I would be sued. How is this any good?

He looks like villain from anime or some goofy game boss battle.

>>34362533
I'm not drunk enough to deal with this. Move it or it'll be 1945 all over again.

>>34362560
GOOFY? HOW DARE YOU!!!

*starts flashing*
*turns red*
*enters rage mode*
*now performs 3 attacks per cycle*

>>34362519
Trump is BTFO all of us. Now we're going to have to deal with even more single mothers and their terrible offspring.

>>34362519
I'm not going to give cuckington post clicks, what happened?

>>34362888
Trump btfod abortions.

But will they let me suckle on them?

>>34362486
They only do that if they think you're gay.

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>>34362486
>female friends

no such thing exist, sorry to disappoint

>>34362480
>could probably have sex with an ugly disease ridden whore by paying her money

Kys beta cuck

>>34362480
How old are you?
At a certain age women that are both
decent and attractive cease to exist.

>>34362717
Im 22 yrs old