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>>38031526

>be in middleschool
>puberty hits and i'm horny all the time
>fap constantly, but it's not enough
>want a gf to help
>girls won't give me the time of day
>get really horny one day
>3 faps in a row doesn't stop my boner
>goes into the laundry room and steals my mom's dirty panties
>sniff them while jerking it
>cum with the force of a 1000 suns

That was the beginning of my incest fetish

>>38031755
>goes into the laundry room and steals my mom's dirty panties
>sniff them while jerking it
Fucking gross dude, literally throwing up.

bump, serious potential in this thread

In terms of cringe, ive occasionally had to resort to extrememy obscure fetishes. One of them was cumming on glasses

In terms of deviance, I once got off to scat, though I was wasted and it wasn't very graphic

take it easy, anon. many girls think virgins are fun

>>38031473
there there anon, fembots are right around the corner

actually being an ugly autist is the worst but okay

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Why is it so hard for me to apologize?
I want to apologize to someone but I never do and just pretend like I haven't done anything wrong to them

Here's a rare gondola I drew, I hope you like it

>>38031285
That's a really nice Gondola. Who is this person and what do you want to apologize for? Sometimes it can be hard to apologize because if you apologize you're admitting you did something wrong in the first place.

>>38031353
I want to apologize to a friend of mine for being too clingy and annoying

>>38030868
>playlist

PLEBS GIT OUT

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>>38030868
Fuck it, I'll contribute.
>My Name is Mud by Primus
>Guns of Brixton by The Clash
>Neighborhood Threat by Iggy Pop
>Hollywood Babylon by The Misfits
>Starman by David Bowie
>Killing Floor by Jimi Hendrix
>Dead Souls by Joy Division
>Karma Police by Radiohead
>Mass Production by Iggy Pop
>Freedom by Jimi Hendrix
I was listening to a lot of Sex Pistols and Sid Vicious/Vicious White Kids not too long ago.

first 10 on mine:

>ODESZA - Kusanagi
>ODESZA - Echoes
>Chainsmokers - Let You Go(A-Trak remix)
>Sam and Dave - Hold on I'm Comin'
>Rare - Pure
>EXES - Twentythousand
>alt-J - Breezeblocks
>Public Enemy - harder than you think
>Major Lazer - Be Together
>Gorillaz - O Green World

>>38030697
fuck off, females can't be robots and you shouldn't be allowed on this website

>>38030697
I'm here to crash your party bitch, and let you know that you'll be just as forever alone as the rest of this board

Now go cry in your pillow

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>>38030731
I don't need to cry. I'm going to find my manza someday. :(
We'll go to the amusement park, and read the newspaper together in the morning, and I'll make him cheese souffle, and we'll play Othello together, and we'll be happy forever.

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>>38030641
>just lost my job yesterday
>already took two naps today on top of sleeping 8 hours
slipping too fast back into the NEET rut
also post some fucking sadpanda for that shit

>>38030641
I don't get any sleep. It's 1:18 right now, I'll probably be up until around 5:30 then wake up at 10:00

i don't sleep at night
i usually take a nap at 3 pm
and sleep at 8 to wake up at 3 am

>>38030196
What if I can't post my waifu?

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>>38030196
ANALYZE ME!

inb4 "you're in to dykes"

>>38030196
that's a good waifu desu

>>38030192
necrophillia

>>38030225
sex tapes of yur mum

Inter rachel

>>38030115

Just enough to clean my room, had to take shit break though, lets go!

>>38030542

Finished what I was doing right on time. This seems to help.

>>38030115
this is not a bad idea, I needed something to do anyway to get off the internet

>>38029762
Put some lifts in your shoes. I'd also start working out b/c manlet's can get ripped fast since they don't have much body weight. Last look in odd places for girls, I know a manlet like you that converted to Islam & married a muslium qt.

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Shit I thought I was short

>>38029827
I'm naturally built, so working out is not an option; or else I'd be too buff.
And what odd places? I don't wanna convert to a sandnigger religion.

throw me those digits faggot ill show you how to be unpleasant

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>>38029751
bet bitcoin that I'm worse.

>>38029775
I spent nearly a year jail my friend for giving a guy permanent brain damage

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Is that you, me?

I'm about to ghost my catfish targets again.

>need for socialization just turns on and off
>make internet friend, talk for hours a day every day
>truly appreciate and treasure their conversation
>one day they message you
>you feel all the enthusiasm you would for a pop-up ad
>stop replying
>several months later
>get lonely again
>make more internet friends

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>>38029718
>do OP while playing online vidya
>don't lose contact
>talk to them every day
>just got off nightly phone call, 2 hours tonight.

>still feel totally alone and want to die bc only friend lives 20 hours away (driving)

>>38029273
Original investments

>>38029273
Cryptos

>>38029273
assuming i had to spend it (and not do boring shit like save it or pay off bills) I'd upgrade my drum kit, replace broken cymbals, maybe build a soundproof room, depending on cost

probably also upgrade my pathetic guitar setup as well (an epiphone that i dropped and broke its neck and reglued twice, a reverb pedal, and a shitty practice amp)

>>38028806
>What kind of person do you expect to be in 20 years?
A father with at least 3 kids.

>>38028806
hopefully a militaryfag

A 40 year old virgin living in a comfy house spending the majority of my money of video games and anime merchandise

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I bet they have the hottest three ways ever

>post an image with girls to the /r9k/ catalog
>get replies
yes fuck actually thinking about anything

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>>38028706
Is he a muslim? Why does he has 2 girlfriends?