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Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:15:16 Post No.36957169
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:16 Post No. 36957169 [Report] [View this topic]

What dating site is most likely to land me a virgin wife?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:16:04 Post No.36957191
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>>36957169
Bumble it worked for me

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:16:12 Post No.36957196
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>>36957169
A catholic dating site

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:18:11 Post No.36957229
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>>36957196
>implying catholic girls aren't all whores
and I say this as a catholic. I've been meaning to talk to a priest about how screwed I would be if I converted to a more hardline religion

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:13:42 Post No.36957139
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:13:42 Post No. 36957139 [Report] [View this topic]

Just had breakfast, already hungry again, guess brunch comes early today.
It's all good though since I bought some extra brownies,
I'll just eat those and then have the rest when actual brunch arrives

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:26 Post No.36957176
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>>36957139
probably should eat some real food instead of sugar and carbs

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:25:21 Post No.36958385
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>>36957139
A second breakfast once a day is literally not that bad.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:25:26 Post No.36958387
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:25:26 Post No.36958387 [Report]

You don't eat breakfast and brunch you fat fuck.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:12:24 Post No. 36957123 [Report] [View this topic]

Even CIA has a black girlfriend. What are you waiting for?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:59 Post No.36957189
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>>36957123
is CIA your nickname for rand paul ?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:17:05 Post No.36957210
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:17:05 Post No.36957210 [Report]

I don't get to bring friends

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:17:14 Post No.36957216
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:17:14 Post No.36957216 [Report]

>>36957123
Inter-race zionist meme.

Proud sage.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:11:47 Post No. 36957109 [Report] [View this topic]

at this very moment how many do you think is lurking at /r9k/ ? I'd say less than 50 people.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:14:10 Post No.36957147
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:14:10 Post No.36957147 [Report]

Wrong, it's just be and you buddy. What do you want to talk about?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:34 Post No.36957182
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:34 Post No.36957182 [Report]

well supposedly theres 205,641 browsing the site altogether so, i dunno your probably right

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Don know but In here

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2017-05-12 05:10:55 Post No.36957082
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:10:55 Post No. 36957082 [Report] [View this topic]

So I'm a NEET and by brother managed to get me an interview at his firm.
Since my brother is really respected in the company, I'm basically all but guaranteed to get the job.
I just have to control my autism and awkwardness for a telephone interview and an in person interview and the job is mine.
My brother even said they won't ask me difficult questions
I honestly don't know if I can do it. What should I do guys?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:12:57 Post No.36957132
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>>36957082
Don't be autistic. It's pretty simple.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:14:15 Post No.36957151
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:14:15 Post No.36957151 [Report]

do a practice run with somebody

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:25 Post No.36957175
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>>36957132
But how?
I always tell myself this, I always tell myself to be confident. But when I actually get to the interview it just consumes me.

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:09:44 Post No.36957062
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:09:44 Post No. 36957062 [Report] [View this topic]

How the fuck do I leave my small town for a big city?

>never been on vacation
>never had friends
>can't have hobbies
>never been to the beach
>never been to a party

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:33:23 Post No.36957491
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Find a school in a big city that you can go to. Use that as an excuse to anchor yourself in the city. Get a job while in school so that after you graduate you are able to stay.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:46:06 Post No.36957722
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:46:06 Post No.36957722 [Report]

DO NOT GO TO THE CITY

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A NORMIE

Remember, city people all voted for Hillary

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:46:58 Post No.36957738
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>>36957062
Don't.
I've done it, I came crawling back after city life had its way with me.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:09:20 Post No. 36957058 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I fix this robots?

Don't know what I did

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:10:38 Post No.36957079
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:10:38 Post No.36957079 [Report]

right click desktop, Display settings, Change orientation to landscape

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:10:59 Post No.36957084
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:10:59 Post No.36957084 [Report]

alt, ctrl, arrow key

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:11:13 Post No.36957092
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>>36957058
why dont you message me anymore cooper ;(
i thought we are friends

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2017-05-12 05:07:47 Post No.36957036
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:07:47 Post No. 36957036 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw when you look up the bitches from your school and they are all knocked up

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:15:23 Post No.36957173
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>visit home town
>the queen bitch stacy from your class is working as a clerk in some shitty store
>completely lost her looks
>a tired used up slut
>tfw you pay for your merchandise with a smile

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>one of the guys you went to high school with married a chick with the same name as you
fuck unisex names

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:19:01 Post No.36957249
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>that asshole from your school that died in a car accident

Enjoying hell senpai?

Barkeep
The Frogs and Feels Tavern 2017-05-12 05:06:16 Post No.36957013
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The Frogs and Feels Tavern Barkeep 2017-05-12 05:06:16 Post No. 36957013 [Report] [View this topic]

The Frogs and Feels Tavern is back and now open for business, sorry for being away so long.
Promo offers for Thursday night :
Fireball shots: $5.00.
Jameson on the rocks: $1.99.
Moscow Mule: $5.00
Any Martini: $4.00
PBR: $2

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:11:14 Post No.36957093
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>>36957013
ill have a whopper meal

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>>36957093
We have a menu

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I feel like I'll never be good at anything because I'm bad at math

>I'll take the usual vodka on the rocks

Anonymous
Moving to Greener Pastures 2017-05-12 05:06:06 Post No.36957010
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Moving to Greener Pastures Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:06:06 Post No. 36957010 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay so I've been thinking, if autism could be used to find a fucking flag in the middle of nowhere why can't it be used to mobilize the disillusioned neets of the US? Most of us have a ton of the same problems
>no passion for any field
>little to no experience
>little to no money
>debt or lack of college education (or useless education but let's stay positive)
>twenty somethings
>a willing to work on the condition that it will lead to independence and fulfillment
It can't be that hard to figure out if we collectively tackle this. All we have to do is figure out
>Best place to move
>How to move on limited funds
>How to live there while being jobless and broke
It will definitely change depending on our long term goals, but hell let's at least do something. I'm sure most of us wouldn't mind leaving our hometowns behind to spend a few years working a job that could lead somewhere.
Or is the dream really that dead? I'm willing to give this one last shot before I quit for good.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:21:21 Post No.36957286
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I know some of you fuckers are clinging desperately to hope. Don't vanish on me just yet.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:24:19 Post No.36957333
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:24:19 Post No.36957333 [Report]

What exactly are you suggesting? Please elaborate.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:30:17 Post No.36957438
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:30:17 Post No.36957438 [Report]

>>36957333
I'm suggesting we work together to find a way out of this damn mess of an economy we've been born into. There has to be some area of the country doing well and maybe we could move there. We could also try and find ways to deal woth being broke and transportation. We're a group of people who has been helped by few to none so why not help each other out? Life's not so scary when you're with someone else. Even if it's just a fellow awkward robot.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:03:21 Post No. 36956947 [Report] [View this topic]

How does this make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:20:13 Post No.36957264
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>putting a bunch of animals in a tiny little space
>b-but we give them food and water and its on the grass and dirt

People are fucking dumb. What do you expect? These animals don't give a fuck about your human emotional shit.

I feel nothing from this OP. Nothing but baka at more human stupidity.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:23:51 Post No.36957323
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>>36957264

this

that being said I'd bust out the .22 and make some stew out of that fucker that night

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:25:24 Post No.36957348 [Report]

rabbit did jack shit and that thing got rekt

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:02:56 Post No. 36956934 [Report] [View this topic]

>look up people I knew from high school
>literally all them are losers
>can't find a single persons from my graduating class who amounted to anything
>tfw I'm almost a millionaire from crypto

I feel weird about this

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:04:04 Post No.36956959
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Crypto isn't real until you have cash in your bank account and not some digital wallet.

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>>36956934
I thought LARPing was meant for /biz/?

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>>36956934
>mfw find out the cute and innocent girls wound up pregnant during high school
>one of my bullies killed his mother two years ago

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:59:38 Post No. 36956887 [Report] [View this topic]

>mum found my cum container

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:37:11 Post No.36957561
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:37:11 Post No.36957561 [Report]

did she drink it ?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:46:32 Post No.36957727
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:46:32 Post No.36957727 [Report]

Did you drink it to show that it wasn't cum?

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>mom found the diaper dungeon

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:58:59 Post No. 36956875 [Report] [View this topic]

Robot music thread

Anyone here listen to Tool?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:59:53 Post No.36956891
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:59:53 Post No.36956891 [Report]

No.

Drowning Pool > Tool

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>>36956891
Gib reasoning

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:02:43 Post No.36956930 [Report]

Search bvdub the art of dying alone on YouTube. Thank me later.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:57:17 Post No. 36956842 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw Alexander the great was leading armies and building the greatest empire the world had ever known when he was in his late teens
>Tfw julius ceasar had fought many battles, gained power in Rome, and became an influential orator by his early twenties
>Tfw Mozart wrote his first symphony when he was eight, and was a massive success and musical genius from childhood
>Tfw Genghis Khan was hunting to survive when he was twelve and saved his wife and killed many men when he was sixteen, and was a great leader and ruler by his early twenties
>Tfw Napoleon rose through the ranks and became a general at age 24

And all I've done is jack off, play video games, and post on a Tajikistani child molester forum. Is there any hope for us? Are we destined to the dustbins of history?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 04:59:49 Post No.36956890
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>>36956842
blame the jews and the huge increase in population

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:01:00 Post No.36956904 [Report]

It was all probably faked.

History can be all fake.

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Everyone is destined to the dustbin of history, they're all dead with no memory of their achievements, everyone loses when they die.

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