Nintendo unironically thinks the average kid in the west is going to beg their parents to buy the switch so they can play zelda, KEK,
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Happened with the 64 and to a lesser extent the Gamecube
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>>34122867
/r9k/ - Video Games
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>>34122886
nintendo shills will remove my thread if i put it there
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>tfw no half-iranian, half-japanese gf
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>>34122849
who is dat
person
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>>34122849
looks like steph curry desu
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Hmmm I just wachted that vid
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This image gives me the weirdest boner. Does anyone know the best site to watch Steven Universe episodes for free. I need to finish the series.
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>>34122847
kisscartoon or something
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>>34122847
Just download the episodes from sug.rocks
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>>34122847
SPILL THE WINE
TAKE THAT PEARL
SPILL THE WINE
TAKE THAT PEARL
Fuck, I love Pearl r34
Draw Wojak from memory only.
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pls respond to my post ok thanks
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>>34122845
here u go opie
9riginolio
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Here is my attempt
I will call it......"Les Feels"
anyone else addicted to drugs?
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Why yes
Acceptable tier
Xanax
Bobby's first addiction tier
Nicotine
Caffeine
Kratom
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>>34122868
Where does adderall fall?
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>>34122843
>tried most of drugs there is except crack & IV shit like heroine.
>pushed tons of drugs.
>don't even drink alcohol now, nothing, nada.
>feels good man.
>be non-white mutt
>See white people get triggered when someone says "nigger,chink or spic"
>You laugh it off but they stay angry
Everytime its always a whiter person who gets triggered by this.Lol why are you guys so sensitive?like for real its just words and its cringey seeing you dudes get on your moral high ground as if you know better than us.
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>>34122827
Two Conservatives walk into a bar. They watch Fox News and leave the bar convinced that the Earth is flat and Obama wants to kill their grandparents.
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>>34123371
Two conservatives walk into a bar. They enjoy their time at the bar, as they haven't devoted their lives to being miserable cunts.
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>>34122827
Maybe because your edgy jokes aren't funny
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>TFW you'll never go-to school with Elsa Jean
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I'd shoot her for being a coal burner
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I'd fuck her for being a coal burner
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>>34123286
>enjoying sloppy seconds
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>no gf no one leaves here alive
I'm a 40 year old virgin. never had a gf. Never fallen in love with a girl. All my life confused about my sexaulity. But I'm convinced I am only tempted to pursue gay sex because it's fucking easy to get.
all I have to do is go on grindr. I'm not even attracted to males but women have been such a fantasy to me that men are more realistic. You can easily find a man on the internet willing to fuck in seconds.
but I know that I'm not really gay.ive been manipulated. I have been robbed of what everyone else gets to have. A loving relationship. And it's all your fault r9k. You and the red pill made me become bitter. 28 years old I was still trying to overcome my social anxiety and then I found the red pill and soon this site. Fuck you. I was so close too. I had gone outside and communicated with the cashier beyond hi.
Go to fucking hell
I'm the only one who understood Elliot. Why is it no one helps us? But the government is quick to defend and spend our tax on fucking Chads and stacies .
I fucking hate teens. WHY COULDNT I HAVE A FUCKING GF.
THEY WILL FEEL MY PAIN!
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>>34122713
Op I'll be your bf if you're a nice person. Just put your throw away contact and if you're nice to me for one year I promise to take your virginity.
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>>34122713
>it's all your fault r9k
It's your fault for being a fucking idiot.
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>>34122762
....wut?
[email protected]
...are you really a girl???
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Why is it that boys will appear desperate if they want to date girls but the same doesn't apply to girls?
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>>34122706
It does though, I've heard guys talk about desperate girls and that was in a negative tone.
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If girls don't play hard to get they appear desperate
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Because girls get tons of guys easily, but they turn them all down for Chad.
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The dog I've had since i was a kid is being put down next week. She is a terrier mutt. I wanna get another dog pretty soon after she's gone.
Should i get a Shiba(meme dog) or a pitbull?
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To raise a Pitbull to not be a aggressive dog takes a lot of work.
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get a rottie
rottweilers are love
ps:pitbull>shib
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>>34122704
>meme dog
or
>nigger dog
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a lot of fucking kiddies here, hey, like, if you're under 20 like, go away, like it's annoying, please.
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>like
>like
>like
>like
roastie detected
get out
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>>34122721
like it's really bad, like there's no where else to go on the internet and now this place has gone to hell, thanks reddit. like I blame reddit, but like I also blame women and also like you and everyone, really like this place would be better if it was just me, I hate you all
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>>34122692
Does your father know you dress up as a girl online? And pretend to be female unironically?
Your family must be proud
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Everywhere I look it's Nintendo this, Nintendo that... Who gives a fuck?
Seriously, who buys this crap? Fucking fedora nintentards. Fucking sheeple.
It's kinda fascinating how a company can milk the same fucking cow (Mario and Zelda) for 30 years though.
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The fanboys are autistic and will eat up anything this company shits out.
Just ignore it.
They all bought the wii u. They'll all buy the switch.
The quality and the amount of games are irrelevant. It's like a religion.
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>>34122653
Everywhere I look it's autism this, autism that... Who gives a fuck, /r9k/?
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>>34122909
Yeah, I don't really care what these retards buy, what annoys me is that it's shitting up my RSS feeds and some boards I visit, even on fucking /g/ it has multiple threads every day at any time.
Everyone is talking about this shit. It's like when the britcuck royal family wedding was everywhere.
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>tfw take my poop out with my fingers because it doesn't come out when i squeeze
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>>34122642
ew wtf, you people are disgusting
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>>34122642
what do you do if you have diarrhea
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I haven't pooped in three days because of opiates from surgery recovery and I just took some stool softener so I expect some fireworks in the near future
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>parents kicking you out at 18
is this an American thing?
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Yes. In America, the concept of family has no moral or cultural basis and is a commercial enterprise where one has children to "complete themselves" as if it is some sort of video game achievement.
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>>34122612
If you're kid is an asshole yes.
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yea it's great
>shit tier retards get married/knocked up young
>their kid grows up in near poverty
>kid hits 18, gets booted the fuck out
>little options in life, goes no where fast
>marries young, has kid young
>the cycle repeats
this shit has been happening for generations now.
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Tfw always treated like shit
>parents had little to no respect for privacy as a kid
>never had friends
>classmates would mock me when i/they walked by like some kind of stray dog
>ff to now
>my family talks shit about me when im in the room like im not even there
>they have actually thrown pop-its at my door while i was sleeping
>i am the butt of almost every joke everywhere i am (awkwardlaugh.mp3)
>never addressed directly unless being told to do something or being made fun of
>always excluded from things
>most guests who come over rarely even acknowledge me
>literally the only one at work who sits alone at lunch bc everyone ignores me
>am convinced that people dont even see me as a person
Somebody feel with me
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stop wasting your time in this unfair world, the life that we robots truly deserve is out there
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>>34122606
>they have actually thrown pop-its at my door while i was sleeping
thanks for the laugh OP
i can just imagine your autistic waddling out like a penguin in anger
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>>34122606
>OP retarded for still sticking out with family
>CUT EM' FUCKING LOOSE YOU DUM DUM