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Chad is a state of mind.
You chose this path.
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>>38216513
The fact that it s a state of mind doesn t mean that it s accecible to anyone
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Why is that wojak sitting on his head?
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>>38216540
Yes it does. If it's a state of mind then there's no physical barriers in the way like being a manlet or dicklet is.
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Why do they hate robots so much? I consider myself a normie (have a wife, friends, and a job) but even I don't understand the hate.
This is /r9k/ right?
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Have you been around normies irl AND online? They're sick and twisted people.
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>>38216512
I feel like the normalfags of /r9k/ are much more vicious. It's like they actually enjoy putting others down. Like I said I'm pretty much a normie but I just don't get it, if anything it's disgusting.
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>>38216489
Because they are bottom of the barrel normies who post here. They desperately need someone who is in an even worse position than them so they can feel better about themselves. This, or:
>look at me mom, I'm le baiting le robots hehe so funny XD
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You wake up tomorrow with this mans body and in these clothes. 6'4" and 300+ pounds. You also now have super strength and super durability, on par with The Incredible Hulk. A down side is that you also have a super libedo, which can be incredibly distracting if you let it get the better of you.
What do you do with your new found power and body?
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>>38216487
>What do you do with your new found power and body?
Shitpost
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>>38216487
I'd dissolve into a puddle of laughter
Change clothes
Get some labor job
Wank a lot and spend my days relaxing
Pretty boring stuff
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>>38216487
>What do you do with your new found power and body?
kill myself immediately
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How do i motivate myself ?
Sometimes when i m on my bed looking at the ceiling, i tell myself that i should get up, loose weigh, shower,clean my room, and start working on my issues.
But then i wake up and i can t do anything beside opening my pc to shitpost for another 10 hours a day.
Everything seems just too hard to do. How to i force myself to get shit done ?
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>>38216385
Maybe start simply by doing do-to list, setting a timer for each task, with short breaks inbetween.
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>>38216559
i have a to-do list, but every time i look at it, things just seems impossible to do
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Have someone help you stay focused on the task at hand. You gotta put in the work. But you need someone else to motivate you.
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>tfw no qt3.14 shoegazing gf
Why even live?
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>>38216382
>back to mu with u
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>>38216439
Make me go, faggot.
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3D girlfriends are for faggots.
I prefer glorious 2D women.
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>tfw no trap gf
where the fuck did I go wrong
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>>38216222
>insert le homosexual erp
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>>38216240
>erp
What? Whats does that mean
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>>38216334
the internet sexy talk
HELP! MY MOMS TRYING TO GET ME TO APPLY FOR COSTCO WHAT DO I DOOO!!
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>>38216200
Just do it, they aren't gonna hire you anyway.
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>>38216200
stop being a leech
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>>38216215
>neets afraid of applying to places because they might get work
This fear has no place in reality
Why does r9k have the expectation that some 24 year old girl is staying a virgin, and yet if she were to meet you, you expect her to give up her virginity to you.
If she was willing to have sex with you, then why wouldn't she have sex with someone who is 10x more attractive than you, has good income and isn't socially retarded?
I mean come the fuck on, if anyone has the standards to date you, then they're already as degenerate as can be. Why can't you see that if any woman is willing to save her virginity for the right man. That YOU won't be the right man, they'll just go for someone who isn't a loser that posts on 4chan.
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>>38216123
this..... is the realest truth i've ever seen.
>if anyone has the standards to date you, then they're already as degenerate as can be. Why can't you see that if any woman is willing to save her virginity for the right man. That YOU won't be the right man, they'll just go for someone who isn't a loser that posts on 4chan.
>why wouldn't she have be with someone who is 10x more attractive than you, has good income and isn't socially retarded?
delusional autists fuck off.
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>r9k is one person
Excuse me but I'm quite the catch I'll have you know.
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>>38216123
>tfw taken 3 fembot virginities
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Hey Robot lads,
I have a GBP 20 gift voucher for Amazon
I already have enough books and videogames to keep me busy for the next year at least.
What should I buy?
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>>38216121
buy some sugar free gummy bears
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>>38216137
Not a bad idea. I'll add it to the list.
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>>38216140
Oh, ha ha - very funny
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My advice to people who want to change 2017-07-07 08:19:12 Post No.38216075
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To the robots on here who actually want to get better and not be social outcasts. Get /fit/. This is the perfect start for anyone looking to improve themselves and their quality of life. Here are some of the things getting fit will help with:
>productive use of your time
Meaning less time for video games, jerking off and watching shit like anime
>people instantly treat you with more respectnot AS MUCH if youre a manlet, sorry :(
>you go up 2-3 points look wise
>your social awkwardness that would usually be considered creepy is now cute and quirky
When people think "creep" they think of either a skeleton or a fat greasy fuck, if you are fit that connection is harder to happen and you can get away with your autism more easily
>people wont fuck with you because muscles = strength in the minds of 95% of people
>the gym is good training ground for interacting with people
Small things like "hey are you using that" etc. Baby steps, but being around people will help
>more desirable to women
>more desirable to be around because people like being seen with good looking people
Unless they think of you as competition and are insecure around you which means youre better than them
>muscle power and strength
There are plenty more reasons why getting fit is a good thing. There is no downsides to having a nice body. I know it helped me and as a result of lifting my life turned 360 and in 8 months things that i have completly given up on happened to me via chain reaction and i am the happiest i have ever been in my life.
Trying wont hurt. Go to the gym, do your thing, go home.
Bitter fucking faggots who want to try and fit in by spamming stupid shitty memes and trying to make others insecure can piss the fuck off and stick to making braphog, willy and tfw no 'disgsting anime character' gf/bf threads.
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Good post but unfortunately people on r9k would rather wallow in their own misery and cry like little kids rather than actually take charge of their lives.
A good guide to improving yourself socially and potentially getting a gf is this document:
https://archive.org/stream/pdfy-ExC5kZNMZrSkYanb/RSD-National-Blueprint-Decoded-NOTES#page/n0/mode/2up
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>>38216075
I'm a mutt with white girls fetish, you won't resolve my problem
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>>38216279
If you get fit you will be a BEAST
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Happy 777 friends, Kek be praised.
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oh my god seriously fuck off to pol I don't wanna see this alt right trump supporting garbage
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>>38216097
This
Fuck off OP o
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Will kek answer my prayers on this day?
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Was Friedrich Nietzsche an Alpha, a failed normie, or a true robot?
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This is a quote from him
"Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows... (Thus Spoke Zarathustra, On the Friend)
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shame on him and his mother
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Was Nietzsche a genius of a misogynist loser?
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What should I fap to today children?
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>>38215956
Imagination is objectively the healthiest option.
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What should I fap to today, children?
>not orig kek
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>>38215956
Definitely not children
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Sshhh wagecuck, no talkie b4 I finish this bbc bone dry as a fart! Look! No hands!
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Check the catalog next time origanoli.
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>>38216194
I wanted another coffee thread tho I can't get enuff
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>>38215954
Tally ho, ol' chap! I would remind one that this meme holds no direct concomitance with the NEET meme, but my good ol' Earl Grey is only just off the boil. I should therefore like to remind one NOT to communicate with oneself under any circumstances.
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Trying to lose weight by starving myself. Is this a meme or has anyone else tried it? Does it work? So far I've had 550 calories today and walked 3 miles. Am I going to make it bros?
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>starving yourself
>550 cals today
>meaning day isn't over
>thinks he's starving
you disgust me
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I saw a study once that said starving yourself was actually more effective than regular dieting for both short term and long term results. Turns out seeing quick progress is a motivator to keep losing more weight.
Yes it works, OP. Just have faith and fight the good fight.
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>>38215891
Yeah. Ignore bullshit. This is how I did it.