>eat a lot of sweets
>suddenly feel very sleepy
Good night robots
Welcome to the rest of your life after leaving school.
I just took some shrooms solo and im just listening to some music. any tips n tricks i should do while mildy on shrooms?
Also: general shroom thread
Lie under a tree until the dirt and vines consume you and you become one with mother earth
>will never be with chad because he only wants blonde white stacies
>will never have a robot even think of loving me because they hate black people let alone black girls
>robots prefer pale dark haired cute fembots
>literally at the bottom of everyone's list
>not accepted here at all because most people on here dislike black people
>even if i had a chance with a nice robot a cuter white fembot would always win
>the black chads don't care for me because I'm not ghetto and thicc
>completely normal, not a hoodrat, been called "pretty for a black girl" but it doesn't even matter because im always reminded that the world has ranked me as the most undesirable type of person on the planet
I wish I could just press a button and make race something that no one cared about, I really can't do this anymore.
black women outside of 4chan are literally circlejerked into oblivion, you piece of shit. Date some white guilt Chad, there's a shit ton of them out there.
>tfw no guy will ever take off his large dirty work boots and make me smell his stinky feet
Hey /r9k/, thought I'd ask an amateur cooking question here as it is the random board, and /ck/ gets angry when people post threads like this.
Anyway, I realised my entire family is going to be out today, and I'm pretty hungry, so I might try to fry an egg and cook some bacon for breakfast today.
How do I cook an egg "over-hard" ? I don't eat the yolks runny (I know this is the "pleb" way or whatever but I don't even really eat eggs, want to work my way up slowly) and how do I fry bacon so it's crispy and not soft and floppy?
What oil do I use? Does it matter? Is it like the ol' saying goes, there's more than one way to skin a cat?
Please help me /r9k/ this is a chance to teach myself how to cook a nice simple breakfast but I just need some help
Please /r9k/ my stomach hurts right now and I don't trust Google
>Liberals have no understanding of history, geopolitics, economics or world culture but will call you an ignorant redneck
>walk into your room
>see this cutie
wat do you do?
kick him as hard as I can in his faggot fairy balls and beat the shit out of him until he leaves
>Mfw I just masturbated to my crush burping over the phone
What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done, /r9k/?
Is this real? I can't find the post on faceberg.
>He still thinks height is a reason for being a weak kissless virgin
No excuses, /r9cucks/.
Pic related, 5 foot 9.
>she has "memes" in her Tinder bio
>ask dad to buy me some canned WHITE tuna for lunch sandwiches
>he buys a 24-pack of LIGHT tuna
>I mention this mistake to him just in a casual, non-aggressive way
>he goes off on a big tirade, calls me out for being NEET and worthless
>this is happening while I'm making a tuna sandwich
>start getting really mad and upset
>he keeps talking about the tuna and how ungrateful I am
>I scoop out a big lump of tuna and throw it at him
>he stands there looking at me like he's about to kill me
>fire and fury in his eyes
>I throw the plate on the ground, it shatters
>run out the door and get on my bicycle
>pedaling really hard
>hit a patch of gritty dirt on the sidewalk, my bike slids and I fall off
>hit my ankle really hard on the pavement, sprained it
>the only person I can call for help is my dad
>I call him and tell him where i am
>says he's on his way, hangs up
>i see his car approaching me
>the car slows down and he rolls down his window
>he just looks at me
>I'm sprawled out on the sidewalk, holding my ankle
>the only thing he says is "you're 21"
>rolls up his window
>I have to limp back home on my own, leaving my bike behind, probably stolen by now
this is the darkest day of my life
Who here /dangerousfetishes/
I'm obsessed with size difference and being skinnier than girls. I love the glowing feeling you get from long periods of not eating. I'm 142 right now but I want to be at most 120, maybe less.
I'm in a point of my life where I feel like everything is going right.
I have a good job, my own apartment and a nice car.
I even have some good friends that I hang out with.
My problem is that I for the life of me can't get a girlfriend.
I can interact with girls, but no further than that. I simply don't know what to do.
I keep up the facade at work that I just came out of a relationship before starting there. That seems to keep the "why aren't you seeing anyone" questions at bay, but one can only do that for so long before people get suspicious.
Are you serious? No need to make stories up to explain why you don't have a gf. You care too much about what other people think. Maybe stop caring a little and girls will be more attracted to you