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post your physical shit like chronic physical illnesses

i`ll begin
>bad as fuck neck
>have phases where i feel like loosing a cerivcal disk
>hands go numb or feel very hot and radiating pain into the arms
>fucking neckpain
>this lasts for several days
>suddenly something pop/ or massaging a swollen disk
>its gone

im almost free for now
but it will return
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>cluster migraines once or twice a week
>chronic headaches on top of that
>basically in some amount of pain all day every day

That's it really.
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>>35279095
>Be me
>Be about 10 or 11
>Kids tackle me from behind maliciously
>Hit just above my left buttock
>School does nothing about it
>I had chronic pains for 2-3 years left of my groin because of a disjointed pelvis
>To this day it still has never fully recovered
Fuck you Rian
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>>35279114
ouch
you mean like fully blown bing-horton?
thats fucking scary
i wish you luck man

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>take out loan to go to college
>class is somehow scary and boring, feel like I'm slowly dying everytime from anxiety
>on days off can't think of anything but the horror of having to go back there, of having to ride the bus
>stop going to class
>need to pay back loans if aren't enrolled for classes
>take out loans to enroll for another semester
>repeat for 5 years
>owe the government 30,000$
Anyone else know this feel? I've begun to think I'm subconsciously destroying my life to finally convince myself of suicide. It seems like a better idea with every new and horrible day.
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>>35279043

Did you graduate?
I'm currently $35K in the shit and I haven't passed a class for 2 years.
3 semesters left on my EE degree but I just can't seem to care.

At first I was flunking out b/c of addiction, anxiety, depression, &c. the stuff you describe. Then I went through a phase where I unironically wanted to kill myself and stopped caring about everything. Now I never suffer from anxiety at all but on the other hand I'm dead inside, gg brain.
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>>35279043
Not really. You should go see a therapist. Where I live, both college and health care is free, so I can't really relate to you.

Your first priority should be defeating your social anxiety and self improving. Try going to the gym, jogging outside etc, interact more and more with people around you, even if you have to experiment.

But yeah, I'm not a therapist so I shouldn't really be giving this kind of advice. Hope it works out for you my friend
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>tfw when my goverment pays for allmost all my college.
>life is good

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Describe them. Whats so special about them and what made you fall for them?

I'll start with mine
>dark hair
>big dark eyes
>very feminine and perfect weight - hight
>7/10 face
>quiet and introverted
>around me she's very relaxed
>makes me laugh and has a good sense of humor
>manipulator
>can talk any tabboo subject with her and she wont be weird about it
>our childhoods were very similar and we are very much alike in a lot of ways
>she's like the female version of me
we even have the same zodiac stuff so maybe thats why
>beatiful soft smile that melts my heart

This girl made me feel stuff i didnt think was possible

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Are you two dating?

oooooooooooooooooroig
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>>35278928
No sadly we are not. Shit is very complicated. Im 90% sure we could've been but i was a moron, but we've only know each other for 3 months. We're in college together. I dont feel like getting into anything, but she's still my biggest crush ever. And we still hang out normally nothing is weird between us.
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I'll tell what's NOT my crush - Jailbait sluts with caked on make-up who will turn sour like milk as soon as they become legal.

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>dad emptied the piss bottles
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>mummy cleaned the blood fan
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>>35278872
>granddad threw away the Alzheimer's fly
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Someone took the tower of dishes in my room

im going to post images in random intervals from my folders feel free to join in no specific subject and also music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTHjFeXmnHs
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I like kamen rider
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uufVMotMjqE
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I can get down with this thread, starting with an air song

https://youtu.be/8m8xChJDHE0

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which one fits you most anons?
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>>35278765
You should replace the That pepe picture with something else, apu is growing into his own character
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>>35278765
Pepe with Wojack characteristics.
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>>35278765
Spardo spurd.

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>Gf gets Nintendo switch
>Wants to keep box it came in
>I ask her why
>"I like to keep the boxes consoles come in."
>She has done this with her computer and Xbox's as well
>I tell her that they're not getting any use. It's essentially hoarding.
>Strike a nerve, she lashes out on me and gets extremely angry
>I tell her she's crazy, we go to bed pissed at eachother
>Next day she goes to work, I don't talk to her all day
>She comes home and switches into nice clothes, new shoes, does her hair, puts on make up
>Leaves. "I'm going to a high school get together over a friend who passed away years ago. I'll be back in an hour."
>Go to sleep
>Wake up an hour ago, she's still not home
>Try calling/texting,no response
>Finally get a reply from her, basically a continuation of our argument
>Turns out the place the get together was at is taking place 2 dudes' apartment that she was close with in high school

Should I pack her bags or should I pack her bags?
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>>35278640
One reason to keep the boxes is to have access to the serial numbers in case the item is stolen.
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I keep the boxes, too. What's with your fucking autism about her keeping boxes
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>>35278680
It takes up space if they're just lying around. They're not getting any fucking use they're just collecting dust. It's useless clutter with sentiment attached to them. You didn't get the console for the fucking box you got it for the console. Throw it out.

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I'm having some girl troubles robots. Lets get sad and talk about our feelings.

Who was she and how did she break your heart?
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>>35278594
my mum

she gave birth to me
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you first cuck boy
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>>35278594
I am 25 and i think mentally retarded. Ignore the fact that I am a phd student in theoretical computer science, doesn't matter how smart you or I think I am, matter of fact is I have 0 experience in socializing with other people because I choose to isolate myself from everyone, except when I am at the university and do research or teach. I find it super easy to give talks in front of 100 people, but when it's one or one, good luck with that.

I am a virgin and have never kissed a girl, or held the hands of a girl. I am pretty sure that I will die alone.

so yeah

tl;dr, I am a loser that never had anything to do with girls

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That's just the natural effect black men have on women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00LA9y9ro6g

So, what was that again about women preferring white "men"?
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I really wonder if it's just one literal nigger making threads like these, or there is more of you...
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>>35278409
You can keep telling yourself that. Pretty ironic that you're saying that on a board filled with white boys who are ignored by women.
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>natural effect
>reality TV
This desperation belies the delusion you're trying to spread.

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Women using Tinder to con men into doing chores

http://nypost.com/2016/07/07/women-are-using-tinder-to-con-men-into-doing-chores/

at least, fellow robots has their dignity and sefl respect.
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>>35278379
>47 years old
>old and wrinkly
>pussy is now a growler
>10,000 cock stare

I have no sympathy for men who try to date this old witch. They deserve everything they get.
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'' every time I put my real age, all I get are idiots and losers. I figured, why not make them useful and have them help me around the house''

see thst sense of entitlement
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>>35278430
>they deserve everything they get
Especially the good shit, right anon?

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>weed bread

How much do you pay for weed and is weed the comfiest thing ever?

I'm hoping to get a quarter soon if I can even find one if not I'm gonna be fucked. Maybe I can buy some high grade weed that costs more.
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>>35278305
90 a quarter. I enjoy it.
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>>35278315
kys tier
where the fuck do you live
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Quit while you're ahead, weed is expensive, mind-melting garbage.

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I'm so fucking stressed out by politics. I feel so helpless and anxious. I can't stop it
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If everything they'd show you on TV were bear attacks, you'd be stressed about that.
Stop falling for the media meme.
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>>35277838
Grow up and get a job then you'll actually have something meaningful to stress out for =)
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>>35277880
I have a salaried job, what does that have to do with anything?

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>You'll never be an immortal synthetic hybrid with trillions of robot humanoid hybrid slaves following your every command
Why even live?
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highly original bump I think
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>>35277777
Man that is a whole lot of 7s.

I mean, if I had trillions of ya'll following me then I want everyone to get on a single continent and jump on my command. I want to try and shift the Earth's orbit a little bit.

Also, can someone give me some god damn mother fucking snugs already?
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>>35277777
^^^^^

holy fuck, why even live indeed...

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Ok anons so I am an irish American white dude with red hair and pale skin. There is this black girl i know who i let suck my dick but i never fuck who is begging me to impregnate her. She literally tells me she wants a half white child and that i can abandon her and the kid if i want to. Wtf? What do? She keeps texting me telling me she hopes i think about it. Is this my opportunity to cuck the black man. 100% serious btw.
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she might hit you with the ole "pay alimony", which will fuck your financial situation in a major way. does she know your full name? if she does, she WILL be coming for you. and you don't want to support a family you don't care about.
but even worse than that is that she doesn't ask you to stay and the kid will grow up without a father, which will ruin HIS life instead of yours. Single mother raised kids are more likely to be social outcasts, have behavior problems and become criminals. his life will be a mess, and he will grow up hating you
tl;dr: don't do it. it is impossible for a single good thing to come out of this.
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do you honestly think she's going to just let you leave? she wants your whiteboi bux and the welfares
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>>35277688
Putting all else aside, the fact that you'd allow a child to grow up without a father for no reason makes you a piece of human trash. Go fuck yourself for even considering it.

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>tfw too intelligent to have relationships with people
>i read people a bit too well
>can instantly spot when a person is fake or lying etc
>5 mins after meeting someone figure out all their petty agendas and insecurities

I don't want to be alone but I fucking hate most people. I'd rather be alone than talk to them
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>>35277612
stacy pls leave this board
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Anyone who's a little bit aware can do that if you pay attention, gtfo.
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Do you by any chance to by the name of riverman?

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