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anon punches little twat 2017-06-23 04:10:30 Post No.37900590
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>be me at school getting ready to go home
>dad is waiting in car, getting impatient
>little twat i dislike comes up to me
>starts talking, i'm not really listening
>tellhimtoshutthefuckup.jpeg
>little twat bops me in the fuckin nose
>slug him in the gut
>he starts screaming like a fuckin banshee
>begin to walk home
>someone tells me the teacher wants to talk to me
>walks back to class, takes like 2 minutes
>teacher is cool, asks me what happened
>i tell him, apparently the little fuck said he punched me on accident
>teacher understands
>walk out of classroom
>see dad coming because he got tired of waiting
>i tell dad what happened
>dad sides with me
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>>37900590
>be me at school getting ready to go home
>dad is waiting in car, getting impatient
Underage b&
Also the new rules say no selfies. You shouldn't post a picture of yourself faggot.
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>>37900620
mb, story is from a couple years ago, and i thought i looked hot in that picture
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>>37900908
B- But the water mark says 9gag OP!
Maybe you should go share this story there, I'm sure the people over there that happen to be your age will like this story!
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What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor. Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
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my boipucci would be ravaged
I would be the town whore
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pimp his tight muscle ass
he'd earn more money with that heinie
and deserve the food he get from it
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>>37900581
but anon i already have to sleep with men to feed myself
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"How was your day?" thread #3
>How was today?
>What did you do?
>Did you want to do something today?
>What do you hope to get done tomorrow?
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>>37900568
>how was today
Eh. Could be better, could've been worse
>what did you do
Helped my dad move some furniture for my grandma, had an eye exam, played some dark souls, packed for tomorrow, recovered from my hockey game the night before.
>did you want to do something today
Got done what I needed to I guess.
>what do you hope to get done tomorrow.
Me, my dad, my stepmom, brother, and stepbrother are taking a trip up to Boston and Canada to some family friends. I'm gonna be doing most of the driving so I have that going for me.
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>>37900568
>>How was today?
fucking terrible
>>What did you do?
fuck all, looked up suicide methods all day since waking up at 3 pm
>>Did you want to do something today?
see above
>>What do you hope to get done tomorrow?
see above
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>How was today?
not that great..but not the worst
>What did you do?
i played video games and slept till 6:00 pm
>Did you want to do something today?
i wanted to settle my scuffle with a friend..
>What do you hope to get done tomorrow?
i would like to just have a good day for once, where i dont contemplate suicide..
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALREADY
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ok sorry I was just stopping by
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>>37900540
based big dog livin in ya head rent free
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robots, what food do you like to eat out of the house?
where do you stop on your way to or from work? where do you go when you're hungry in the day?
for me, i have found the best fast food places to be wendy's, carl's jr, and sometimes burger king. wendy's is the most reliably delicious and well-handled. pic related.
you all?
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>>37900534
Literally the only good fast food place is Taco Bell, maybe 5 Guys too if you count that.
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I always get a burger when I ride the ferry.
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taco bell is pretty cheap and good.
burger king is ok
mcdonalds is shit but i like their fries
wendys is ok but their chicken is yummy
kfc is nigger tier garbage chicken
same with popeyes but popeyes biscuits are pretty good
chick fil a is overrated garbage
5 guys is ok
sonic is pretty yummy but VERY expensive
never ate at carls jr/hardees so cant tell you
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>Trying tinder out of the meme.
>"Maybe some qte turist will eventually fall for the 'local guy' meme"
>Swipe yes to All the girls
>No responses
>Recieve 1 match from this blonde new york roastie.
>Pic related.
I honestly tilted over that. I felt /r9k/ rising inside my guts.
I cannot but see it as:
>"I'm a woman, You'll translate this for me because You want to have a chance to bang me. And don't worry, You won't. Also, I'm not even typing 'please' because I know you'll do it."
Am I overanalyzing?
Am I being too much of a "redpilled" neckbeard?
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>>37900517
>Fucking nice name covering job I've done there.
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>>37900517
You should've messaged her first
That said, you'll match eventually anon, just keep dredging through the que
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>>37900633
I actually hadn't time.
She swiped me literally 20 minutes after, and I felt the neckbeard rage growing the day after.
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>literal goddess virgin made of clay from an island full of virgins without any men there EVER
>lets a pseudo-Chad fuck her after knowing him for several days
what THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIES
EVERY WOMAN IS A ROASTIE, EVEN THE GODS
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When I kill myself I will blame YOU.
My blood will be on YOUR hands.
Whenever I was down YOU told me to kill myself, YOU told me it was all my fault, YOU laughed at my plight.
I hope you're happy, this is your fault.
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don't do it man
oreganol
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dude u jsut gotta b urself
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>>37900532
It's too late for that, I wasn't good enough for you then I'm not good enough for you now.
I'll leave you all to battle your own sense of disillusionment with life while you atack others mercilessly.
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why is this more pleasurable and arousing than actual coitus?
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>fat fetish
You're disgusting and a poor excuse for a man if you have that.
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Because you're a degenerate piece of shit that should be shot.
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>>37900472
>it's a guy
>he's ugly
Not arousing or amusing op. Time to end it all
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>be me
>be enlisted in military
>new guy joins our section
>seems fine at first
>time passes and the real austist comes into being
>generally acts fucking weird to get attention
>doesn't matter if positive or negative
>can't stand him
>he's such a fucking tool
>starting to hate him
>everyone hates him and ignores him
Being the beta male I am, I can't do shit, and because I would get burned if I kicked his ass.
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http://wechslertest.com/
Take the 30 minutes long one
1. Share with us number of questions you answered (take a screenshot of it if you want)
2. Share with us the final IQ score (take a screenshot of it if you want)
>18 out of 30 answered
>101 IQ test score
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I answered all 30 and it said im between 132 and 135
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what the fuck
originasdfadsdsadaaa
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all 30
135+
get gud brainlets
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I finally got a job that pays me decently well.
Should I move out of my parents' and rent an apartment (I saw a studio for $575/mo), or should I continue living with my father?
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depends if you think saving money is more important that some independent living
i figure the latter is more character building but also more possibility to get you into a rut if not careful
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>>37900417
It really depends. Describe your situation with your father.
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>>37900508
It's alright. But I do want to live alone. I enjoy being alone, to begin with. Secondly, while my father is an alright person, there are some things about me that bother me. For example, how he lives in denial about me being gay, and saying things such as "when you have your wife and/or children..."
Sure, I don't bring anyone over, but it still bothers me. I also am firmly convinced that he wants me to stay with him because he enjoys having people be dependent on him.
I just want to move out to finally make my own life. It's time: I'm 23 years old, and I was NEETing around for the last two years. I finally have a decent job, and I think it would be a good experience for me to move out and be self-sufficient.
Happy 20th birthday to me, why am I still fucking sad brobots?
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Happy birthday wooohooooo!!!!!
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>>37900441
What you got planned for the weekend big man? Btw I'm 30 this year, the pain never ends, you just learn to carry it better.
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>>37900529
I don't really know what I'm gonna do over the weekend, maybe go to a bar or some shit. Probably gonna be some bbq over at my house
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PUT THE SCOOPS IN THE BAD DRUMPFY
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BAG* FUCK
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did you know that donald trump is going to be impeached
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>>37900535
BLUMPF BTFO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?
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Anyone jealous of perverts who work in porn? They get unlimited pussy. Fucking some 19 year old slut is like breathing for them. Even if they're old losers. Tons of directors and agents behind the scenes get unlimited pussy too.
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They pay for it dumbass.
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>>37900395
Can confirm. I'm a male pornstar and I have to make a rather large "donation" to the union in order to work each year
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>>37900387
Not really. Why be jealous of people who are objectively worthless? Any one of them could die yesterday and the world wouldn't suffer a tiny bit for it. That's not a person worth envy imo
Porn would be fun for a while but I could see it becoming lame when it starts to feel like work, and it would eventually.