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Guys, I fucked up.

I was doing some cleaning and I threw out some important papers that I have mistaken for garbage. When my boyfriend was a teen he would print out reward screens when he completed difficult quests on Runescape. After all these years he kept them as a memento. I found a bunch of printed scrolls, including a Monkey Madness one, and tossed them out. Boyfriend found out about it and he got super pissed me at me.
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take him out to a really nice dinner and apologize, get him some ice cream. offer to let him destroy something you care about, if he doesn't want to you're fine.
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Fuck off normie trash.
This place isn't your facebook.
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>>38709310
Not your blog normie shit.
Also sage.

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From an evolutionary perspective, why is there facial attractiveness?

I can see happiness being a factor for finding a partner. I can see cultural status with riches. I can see physical strength being a basic feature. But I can't understand why shit doesn't work for me after I made cash and muscle.
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Indication of good genes
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>>38709261
Good genes for what?
Looking hot and white trash?
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>>38709261
easy breeding???

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>load the ol shotgun
>put barrel in mouth
>safety off
>can't work up the courage to pull the trigger
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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Just think about how that time could be better spent.
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>>38709199
Jump off a building with the shotgun in your mouth, and before you go splat pull the trigger. If you off yourself do it in an original way.
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>>38709199
russian roulette you pussy

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>he imagined beating chad up in front of stacy
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>>38709193
>he imagined winning Stacy's heart with a love confession
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I've never done this because I'm not a fag
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>right after freeza arc finished on dbz
>see chad in the hallway in school
>used a fuck ton of gel on my hair
>naturally blond
>green contacts
>I start screeching
>hit him in the back of the head
>yell I'm a super saiyan
>get my ass kicked and get expelled
>the school only kept me this long because of my autism
>I've done worse things

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you have a creative hobby right anon?
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Yeah I wouldn't be here if my ears didn't hurt from several days of doing nothing but make music.
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I play cello but I'm fairly new. I feel like some of my shitposts can be creative at times
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I like to write, but I'm no good at it.
I can't stop though. The thought of not writing just hurts

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>tfw no belly gf to funnel feed
I just want the simple things in life.
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>>38709137
Disgusting, neck yourself
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>>38709164
I just want a belly gf who's a feedee is all. Not much to ask for, really.
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Go watch Feed (2005)

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ITT: Post your most unpopular opinions that normies would never understand
>Alcohol is a net drain on our society and Prohibition should be reinstated
>Society should not spend any money on treatment/rehabilitation for druggies and other degenerates who engage in self-destructive behavior. They're worth more dead
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ITT: Post the dumbest shit ever and pretend not being a normie is the reason no one agrees with you when it's actually just because your opinions are fucking horrible
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>>38709242
spotted the junkie
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>>38709242
Adorable. Contribute or fuck off.

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, who although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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so why do you think christianity is the correct religion?
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>>38709083
Deep question but it's because what Christ said and how true it is to my life. How the disciples of Jesus went on to preach the word of god despite being persecuted and how the bible predicts things which no man could know.

This is the tip of the iceberg, but once you study the history and how the Bible came to us, then you will see that it was preserved and given to us by God.
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How do I argue the stuffy Catholics who label me heretical because I believe that faith alone will grant me eternal life everlasting?

Lutheran btw

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>dfw spend alot of time on here and x
>my few senpai and friends think im going crazy
>they think i should go to a mental ward (again)
WHATS WRONG WITH BELIEVING IN ALIENS
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Because aliens aren't real
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>>38709054
YES THEY ARE ANON
they have sleeper agents all over the world
and theyre gonna come and HARVEST ALL OF US ONE DAY
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There's nothing wrong with believing in aliens. I don't, but I think it's far more rational the believing in supernatural things like god, angels or ghosts.

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I recently got my first girlfriend and decided I would cum only while fucking her. We can't meet more than once a week. Used to cum at least once per night. My cock is now 6 days in a row without being stimulated in any way. My balls hurt. It fucking hurts.
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take a cheat day like two days after you see her
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>>38709066
And cheat on her right?
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>>38709066
I've seen her today but we couldn't fuck, I'm going crazy thinking about having to wait another week

Maybe I should cheat today, but I don't want to cum while using my hand...

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hey /r9k/ got a new puppy here
what sort of things should we do?
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>>38708892
Step on its fucking head desu
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Burn it, BURN IT ALIVE MUAHAHAHAHA
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>>38708904
>>38708934
oh sorry I thought I was on /r9k/ not r/edgelords

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What's with the current state of philisophical hypocrisy in western cultures, regarding masculinity?

I'm told that as a man, I should be encouraged to share my feelings, shouldn't be afraid to ask for help, and be willing to be vulnerable.
But when I do strangers, friends, and even family all shame me for being "whiny", for not "manning up", for being child-like, and especially that my ability to earn income is a direct reflection of my worth as a human being.


I'm told that as a man I should be even more aware and respectful of the feelings and safety of others, that I should be aware of my privilege and try not to offend women or minorities.
Yet when I do I get chided for being patronizing, that I am just "looking down on them with pity" that they don't need, and that I shouldn't think I know what their needs are.


I'm told that as a man I should love my body regardless of how it looks, weight, shape, height, size, color. That every human being deserves to be treated with love, dignity, and respect.
Yet I am constantly judged, harshly, by all these attributes. I am either not masculine enough, or I am over-compensating. That my desire for love, dignity, and respect, is nothing more than entitlement.


Are these just the growing pains of a cultural shift in philosophy?
Or am I living in an era where gas-lighting men is not only acceptable, but encouraged?
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>>38708872
>caring about spooks
>caring about what other people think of you
Shiggy my diggy
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Men have to be as gods. Mystery and stoicism is like divinity. If you're sensitive, women will empathise with you, but they won't find you attractive, and men will deride you, because you are competition.
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>>38708872
That's because the liberal bullshit peddlers are dominating the media. They only want you to be less masculine because it causes less problems for them. You'll be a lot happier if you live the way nature intended and forget all the pc bullshit. If you offend someone tell them to suck a dick, and always approach a conflict/situation with the mindset that you are in charge.

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Would you date a robot/fembot? If yes, explain why and if no, describe your ideal partner.
I would date a robot purely because the idea of dating a chad is extremely off-putting to me, I feel like I can relate to most people on this board and we'd have an easy time getting along.
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>>38708868
>I would date a robot
but would you pee on him
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>>38708868
there are no 'fembots'

PEPE!
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>>38708868
you don't want a robot bf
nobody does
that's why we're robots

you're picturing in your head a failed normie, i.e. someone who is socially awkward but attractive

Make history repeat itself.
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>>38708831

White people are too cucked. It's never gonna happen.
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>>38709376
If Dylan Roof could take out 10 blacks why can't whites collectively take out all the blacks?
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>>38708831
>>>/pol/ bye bye racist virgin :)

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I want a cute trap gf already. What do I have to do to get one?
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>>38708814
>cute
>trap
pick one

>trap
>gf
pick one

>gf
>browse r9k
pick one
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same OP

asparagus
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>>38708814
I,m sorry but robots are too beta even for getting a gf(male) so that means you need to become the gf(male) yourself; as usual


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