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Red pill on Trump's stance on net neutrality? Should we be scared? Is this it? Is life over?
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>>34407233
so you're saying my mom could look up my entire browsing history?
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Trump doesn't have a stance on it, one of his cabinet members does though, and it's unclear if anything will happen to change as it's not that big of a deal.
Basically, the more you pay, the faster your internet will be. So big businesses and corporations will have faster internet while poorer people will have slower internet.
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ALL HAIL AUTISM!!
I'm sick of you faggots using "autism" as a derogatory word, and "autism kicked in" as a prelude of your worst life life moments.
Most of those autism moments are actually an excellent self-defense.
Case #1:
>be me
>guy parked his truck in the alley, blocking family car access
>went out and gently told him "please move away, this is private property"
>guy doesn't give a fuck and says: just a minute
>autism kicks in: repeated with same voice "please move away, this is private property"
>guy yells: hey, I only need a minute, what the fuck
>me again "please move away, this is private property"
>guy shouts: wtf when you'll need to park I'll go
>me again "please move away, this is private property" and picking my cellphone as if I was to call someone
>guy mumbles multiple wtf's and takes away his truck
>autism defeated an ill mannered rude faggot
Case #2:
>walmart
>mom picks junkshitfood
>gently tell her "I'll never eat that"
>she places it in the cart
>autism kicks in "I'll never eat that"
>she mumbles and goes on
>me again "I'll never eat that"
>she looks at me as if she wanted to stab me
>me again "I'll never eat that"
>she mumbles and removes shitjunkfood
>autism wins again
Case #3:
>customer comes and asks me to buy official manual of product #1234
>gently reply: we can't sell the manual only
>triggered dude tries to argue that the manual is actually a separate product
>autism kicks in: flooded him repeating many times the words manual and product: "the official manual is part of the product that includes the manual as part of the product because all the product have their own manuals and noone can buy a product without manual or a manual without a product because the product must include its own manual..."
>dude snaps and shouts some wtf wtf call the manager
>me still flooding nonstop manual-product-manual speech
>boss comes in
>boss gently tells him: we can't sell the manual only
>autism saved the day
tl,dr: autism is useful as self-defence
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>>34407112
>being a spoiled little shit with 0 (zero) social skills is something to be proud of
hmm.....
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>>34407112
I'm sick of you faggots using autism as an analogous term for being an annoying and stupid faggot.
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>>34407136
/r9k/ is not your board, mr. Chad.
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I'm feeling extremely depressed right now anons. Please say something nice to me, please. I really need it
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>>34407105
Don't give up Anon!
You will always have a waifu!
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>>34407105
You have to earn it Anon, but here is a (You)
Tell us whats going on. What has changed you from regular depressed to extremely?
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>>34407105
You can move forward from this, maybe it doesnt feel like it, but trust me, it's possible.
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How do I stop posting her every day?
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Wait, who is that? I know a girl who looks like that. She used to have a crush on in elementary school.
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>>34407103
>two days
>everyday
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>>34407177
Just some random cute girl that I like. Here she is back in high school.
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"The time when you laughed uncontrollably for a minute" thread 2017-01-25 04:56:09 Post No.34407021
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"The time when you laughed uncontrollably for a minute" thread
Fucking cunt
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>be telling mom to give me a plastic bag
>she asks why
>because i wa-
>is it because the therapist said so?
>start laughing
>realize she probably thinks im mental
>start laughing even more
>she walks out of the room
>i start laughing to the point where i cant actually fucking breathe
>gives me a plastic bag
>stop for a sec
>realize what the just did
>start laughing the loudest i can
>mfw
so what are your stories?
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u have the autism anon
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>>34407021
>laughing at something funny in 2nd grade
>cant stop for atleast a minute
>fat fuck teachers aid comes up and says is something wrong with me
>laughing still
>says ill laugh at anything
>says the sky is blue
>ironically start laughing harder
>she says see! like she proved something
>laugh even harder
>get detention
i hate women and wish for them to die
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>Be a teen when the family was packing stuff ready to move to a new place
>unplug the phone from the wall
>For some reason I start making the sound the phone makes when you pick it up
>Start laughing uncontrollably at the though of someone being on the phone when I took it out the wall and that sound playing.
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Are you man enough to date her, robots?
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>>34406926
Nah her son looks like he could kick my ass.
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>>34406926
Depends does she love me enough to date me? Probably not
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>>34406926
she's fat i'm not into fatties
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How many of you are acutely aware that the vast majority of your problems stem from you yourself, and no matter how ugly society may be, you yourself are uglier still?
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>>34406869
I'm aware that probably 50% of my problems are self inflicted nothing I could do about chronic illnesses and personality disorders though.
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I'm aware I just don't know what to do about it
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>>34406869
You don't know that you stupid faggot OP.
Haha, check mate, trap posting bitch.
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Why are we like this? 2017-01-25 04:45:36 Post No.34406844
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Why did we turn out like this?
>ugly
>awkward
>unfunny
>unskilled
>untalented
>weak
>dispassionate
>shit personality
>not even smart to compensate for all this
>in fact, more stupid than most people
What fucking gives? Where did I put all my points during character creation? It's like I just went 0 on everything. Even after trying so hard to improve, I'm the human equivalent of cardboard. Actually, cardboard at least is a neutral object. I'm repulsive, so I'm actually more like the human equivalent to garbage.
Is our existence some kind of cruel joke? What was the point?
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Chad got all of your points. As did he mine.
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>>34406844
yes, life is unfair. the world doesn't owe you shit desu.. the least you can do is try to change yourself desu. you can be useful as long as you try to utilize your strengths desu.
or just kill yourself already desu
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>>34407377
>the world doesnt owe y-
wrong
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What are your thoughts on Islam robots? Have you crossed the line where before you saw it as a threat to you and wanted to see all muslims dead, and now you hate modern west and women so much that you no longer care and just chuckle whenever you hear that shitskins raped some slut, who's probably liberal feminist?
Feminism single-handedly ruined western civ. Voting rights? Women are natural conformist parasites and always vote for big leftist government. The pill and joining the workforce? They esentially refused to have white children and families instead wanting to be wageslaves and hedonists. It goes on and on. Modern white women deserve way more suffering for their stupidity and betrayal than they get and if it's Islam that kills the west then at least they'll torture women and lgbt wackos to death when they do it. Hopefully in their last moments it will hit them with full strenght that it's entirely their own fault.
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>>34406790
>religion of peace
I kek every time
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>>>/pol/
This is a NEET man's board.
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Just you wait, kebabs.
You are all going to get deus vulte`d
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Good morning anon, in keeping with his glorious promises, emperor trump has decreed an end to NEETdom! Please report to your nearest employment office for relocation to work camp 7682. Duty assignment and penis inspection to follow.
Have a pleasant morning.
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Smells like communism in here, especially with that photo
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>>34406753
Is there really no green for miles? Can't they water with the plumbing? Or just too cold and dark?
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>>34406753
I actually wouldn't mind that at all.
Except the pingas inspection part. What the fuck, why is it always penis with you queermos.
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Physchadelic experiences 2017-01-25 04:37:39 Post No.34406709
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Is it a bad idea to take either LSD, DMT, or Shrooms if I am in a bad mental state with a lot of insecurities, fears, and demons or would being in a bad place actually maximize the benefit of them?
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It effects everyone differently. But the majority will say no if you're in a bad mental state.
I've taken countless trips on acid/mushies and mesc. In bad mental states (depression and anxiety) I've only had one bad trip so far...but it was an amazing experience anyway afterwards.
People say to have a trip sitter..im more awkwarded out around sober people cause I feel like I'm on a different wavelength..so a majority of my trips have been solo.
Just remember its all in your head.
When you're peaking might I suggest just closing your eyes and listening to some Alan Watts lectures
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>>34406813
Fuck. I was going to do acid with a friend before going back to school(30th), but I pussed out. I should've done it :(
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>>34406709
It can make you see life in a totally different light, or it can be a total nightmare... Depends on how you react to it. In any case it will be life-changing with the right dose.
If you have an environment in which you feel safe and comfy, I would advise to take them. Just don't panic when it hits, it's all in your head.
Why is she soo cute?
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Kaypea is pretty good. I'm camp Luxxbunny though.
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>>34406696
>I'm in love
What type of little beta fag gay queer talks like that?
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>>34406748
The kind with high standards that wouldn't give you a single red cent.
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>normies handing out condoms at uni
>take one
>get a hard-on to test it out
>it smells fucking awful
>goes maybe 3/5 over my dick
>too tight
wtf why are they so small?
I'm white btw for all you cucks.
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>I'm white btw
Who asked.
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>>34406693
you seem triggerederino
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they're tight so they don't slip off you DIP
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>night is the end of the day
>core is a central part of something
>nightcore is the logical conclusion of music
>it's the end and central part of what music really means
Why aren't you listening to nightcore yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjTitHWqWNo
Tell me this doesn't blow your mind and just expands on the original album.
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>>34406677
>Click Play on a Nightcore version of the digimon themsesong on Youtube
>the lid falls off
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I need help. I can't listen to music that isn't nightcore anymore. I already took all the albums I liked and sped them up, and now I have ZERO songs that aren't nightcore.
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>>34406677
>take perfectly good song
>turn it into chipmunks and toy instruments
>hurr look at my cool new genre/song
>Latino high school
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>>34406602
what does it even say? i cant read mexican
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>>34406621
It says "independence" and "Trump".
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>>34406602
I dont speak deportation.