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I got curious over camwhores and ended up spending 90 dollars in a single month on them. I'm not even enjoying it. Hell, right now I'm sitting in the middle of a 10 minute show that I already came to 2 minutes in.

Any other robots completely incapable of making good economic decisions?

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ITT: Sayings that encourage us to push through the instinct of survival when wanting the courage to commit suicide.

A life ended is the same no matter young or old.

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Is food a waste of money? Could you survive on ramen noodles and multivitamins?

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Just went to the swimming pool today after 3 years.

Felt really good anon. I recommend you do some physical activity at least once per week.

I stopped being /fit/ since it got me nothing with girls. Still khhv. But anons, it feels good.

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This is /r9k/'s MOD

Say something nice about him

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Ok you know how people claim to remember past lives?

How come people don't claim to remember anything else like being a different humanoid being or living on a different planet?

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I really fucked myself guys
>5 years ago im 13
>only 3 friends
>2 go to my school other one lives in georgia (im in one of the carolinas)
>one day my friends and i are talkin
>all of a sudden georgiafag starts talking shit on my family
>wat
>says my family is dysfunctional
>comebacktime.jpeg
>tell him to take a look at his family before he makes fun of mine
>his brother killed himself
>sister got depressed after the suicide and ran away
>his parents got divorced, both are alcoholics
>he freaks out
>all 2 of my friends leave me
>5 years later and i still regret everything
>i cant do anything without thinking of my friends
Anyone else fuck themselves over like this? Am I really this autistic? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

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How do I get an asian gf? I have the yellow fever really bad. What's the best place to meet asian girls?

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>tfw no strap-on gf
Feel with me lads

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Attractive 'cruel' people bully ugly colleagues

>People who are considered unattractive are more likely to be belittled and bullied in the workplace, according to new research. The study by Michigan State University found that unattractive workers were treated more harshly than their attractive colleagues when it came to promotions and which tasks they were given to do.
And that being 'ugly' played more of a role in how someone is treated than their age, gender or how long they had worked there.

>Previous research has found that attractive students tend to be more popular in school. However, this study, led by associate professor of management at the University Brent Scott, is the first to find a direct correlation between attractiveness and bullying in the workplace.'Frankly, it's an ugly finding,' said Scott.
'Although we like to think we're professional and mature in the workplace, it can be just like high school in many ways.'

>The researchers surveyed 114 workers at a health care facility in the southeastern United States.The workers were each asked how often their colleagues 'engaged in cruel behaviour' towards them.

>This cruel behaviour included saying hurtful things, acting rudely and making fun of them. A separate group of people, who didn't know any of study participants, were each shown photos of the workers and asked to judge how attractive each of them were. Workers that were rated as unattractive were treated much more harshly than those the separate group classed as attractive.

>This included being given menial tasks or jobs other people didn't want to do and being overlooked for promotion.And this was the case even when other key factors were taken into account, including age, gender and how long they had worked at the health care facility.

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You will never be so attractive to a woman that she will forego her cunty personality just for you. She will be rude and shit talk to everyone else, but for you she'd make breakfast and suck your cock while you eat it. All with a smile on her face

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>be me
>working at factory
>quit'n time
>go to the locker rooms
>colleagues are there, I say ''hey''
>no response
>I'm sitting on a bench between two rows of lockers changing my shoes
>colleagues walk out, I say ''bye''
>no response
>they shut off the lights and close the door
Why is this my life?

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Have you ever at any point of your pathetic life tried to fight off your innate robbotic indifference toward life? How???

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>Moved back in six months ago
>Live in parents huge house for free
>Don't have job, parents give money when I need
>Fuck around in cryptocurrency a little bit for extra cash
>Parents never here, always traveling
>Drink beer and smoke weed all day
>Fuck chicks from tinder, they think I am rich and house is mine

Should I get a job or just ride this gravy train?

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does anyone else feel like they'll always be too autistic to fit in with normies, but at the same time don't share a lot of the common robot interests?

i don't play vidya aside from the sims 2 and simcity 4

i don't really like sci fi. i prefer dramas and reality tv.

i'm gay and don't hate women or want to fuck them.

i don't hate normies in general.

the only anime i've ever watched are pokemon and dragon ball z when i was a kid

pretty much the only robot thing i like are memes