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Would you change your gender? 2017-01-31 10:39:28 Post No.34550364
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Would you change your gender?
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2017-01-31 10:39:28
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There is only one really serious philosophical problem, Camus says and that is sissiness.
Deciding whether or not life is worth living as a man is the answer the fundamental question in
philosophy. All other questions follow from that
Myth of sissyphus. Albert gaymus
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>>34550364
youre a stupid fuck and you should just... you know what you should better than i do, so just do it.
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>>34550364
No. Being a man is awesome.
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>>34550364
If I could be a biological female then yes I 100% would want to change and live the easy life. I would be happy as a housewife.
I would never mutilate myself with a sex change though. Because deep down I know I'll still be male.
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>tfw low self esteem because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
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>>34550236
>5'6"
>too tall
even for a woman that is manlet tier
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Tall for a woman is 5'10 and up
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>>34550236
Boobs don't matter much if you have a nice personality.
I think short girls are really cute and I think most guys feel pretty happy being sufficiently taller that their gf
What you really worrying about, anon?
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Anyone else cool with being a virgin?
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>>34550230
I am. Only a year and I'm a wizard.
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>>34550230
Yeah.
I wouldn't give a single shit if it weren't for normies and failed ones always making a fuss about it
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Less about being a virgin and more about the reasons that lead to staying a virgin.
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>make a mistake driving
>get honked at
>get extremely anxious and beat myself up for it the rest of the day
>worry it was somebody I know
>worry they will confront me about it later
This happened yesterday and I'm still dwelling on it. I can't stop thinking about what I could've done differently. I can't believe what a fucking pussy I am, I just want this to stop.
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>>34550220
well. you learn in life to ignore shit like that. just ignore it, you have the power to ignore what you dont like. ignorance is a bliss as some people say.
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You are a walking symptom of depression and anxiety, OP. Brooding over tiny mistakes is EXACTLY what these people do.
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>>34550337
It's hard to ignore when I was very clearly in the wrong and did something very stupid.
>>34550362
I know. This is the way I have been forever I think often about professional help, but I feel like they'll only give me pills.
Do robots listen to a specific kind of music? I'm shy and weird in real life but I fucking love rap and the energy it provides.
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I tend to listen to Post-Rock a lot. I'm a weirdo too, but it adds some color and beauty into my life.
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>>34550216
We've had these threads many times and most robots have a wide variety of tastes.
I enjoy ambient techno, deep house, and downtempo myself.
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>>34550247
would Swans count as post-rock? I don't know the genres but I know what I like.
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What's your schedule like, robots?
>wake up
>fap
>shower
>too lazy to make breakfast
>work
>home
>eat
>animu/vidya for a few hours
>cry
>sleep
>repeat
Only after did I notice this pattern did I realize I was a robot. Anyone find out in a similar way?
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>>34550205
My life is similar.
School -> Games -> Eat ->Sleep -> Repeat.
Every weekend I go to the local hobby shop to paint warhammer minitures.
I talk to no one there. I sit in the corner, painting alone.
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>>34550205
>wake up
>get on computer
>browse 4chan
>somtimes get up to eat or take a shower/piss
>sleep
>repeat
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>>34550409
Actually considered painting figurines too. Is it a pain in the ass? I just know they're wicked expensive so I haven't looked into it too much.
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Did you go to prom?
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>>34550168
Yes i did, but I didn't want to go. My first gf from 9th grade asked me, and didn't want to seem like a dick, so i just said yes. Awkward dancing all day man.
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>>34550168
I went to one school dance in 9th grade, and nothing else after that. I spent my prom night watching anime and drinking coffee.
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Yeah it was ok. Pic is relevant. Me at the promenade.
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>use tinder for the first time since im an isolated 24yo virgin
>every match ends up in the silent treatment game
>the few i talk to never reply
>slowly unmatch and get unmatched
>repeat
If this was suposed to be the last resort for dating then its really over, fucking end me already
Any robots who used tinder before? Is it even something anyone under 9/10 should get to begin with?
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>>34550151
>28
>same experience
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Someone redpill me on this Tinder thing. I don't think you should worry OP. Average men only match 7% of the time, and you can expect that some of those 1) you weren't clever enough or 2) just matched you to see who would match them. But keep hitting, right?
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>>34550151
>every match
>getting matches at all
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Who else ironic gay?
>I spend most of my time on gay kik forums
>just talking with random gay guys
>I get attention because of my age and body type
>gay people are generally funny and interesting to talk to also incredibly nice
Switch to straight kik
>"selling pics and vids" everywhere
>too much competition with thirst betas
>you need to be be 30 and reach ridiculous requirments.
>if you do talk to them they are disinterested and boring.
Wish I was born fucking gay, I feel sick when I get sent dick pics
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>>34550143
I know a similar set of feels but I actually do like guys. It's simply astounding how different it is talking to a gay dude compared to a woman. The relationship is far more equal, and I'm not forced to put all the effort into a conversation.
If I could get another guy pregnant I'd go full homo and never look back.
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>>34550211
Every moment I spendntalking to those men brings me to a weird equilibrium
Not attracted to men but less attracted to women
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Same, I wish I was gay because it's so fucking easy to get laid if you are gay and I know relationships would be way better because you could share every hobby with them.
Maybe I just need to turn gay.
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>You will never go back to a pre-social media, pre-smartphone era
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Ones the nukes hit us, we might
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FUCK MODERN DAY SOFTWARE BLOAT! FUCK YOUR APP! FUCK IT!
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>>34550136
thank the fucking heavens
things have evolved ultimately for the better
you cannot deny this
>Hispanic
>Live in the USA
>Just want to be white
>Upset my father copulated with a Black-hispanic and brought me into this world
>IQ should be 140+, but it's 125-130 due to racial mixing and Aspergers
>Getting DNA testing to see the percentage of European DNA I have
>Will be lucky to hit 60%
>People silently refuse to acknowledge me as a white person
>Terribly racist due to my exposure to the real world and /pol/
>Constantly regarded as illegal Mexican that can't speak English
I need to know
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That self hate, I hope you find that you are under 10% european, just kill yourself faggot.
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>>34550133
I don't hate myself, but I certainly can't love inferior genetics that comprise me.
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>>34550133
I can only hope that I a good chunk of my DNA is Ashkenazi Jew, but I doubt it.
Wish me luck.
What was your nickname in school?
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oggy
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>>34550085
bubbly fatty boom boom
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>>34550085fatty fatty no daddy
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I HATE WHITE PEOPLE SO MUCH. YOU ARENT FUCKING ROBOTS1!!!! ALSO HOW THE FUCK IS TRUMP NOT A RACIST
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Do you guys really have to invade this board as well
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>>34550097
Fuck you peice of shit cracker if i had it my way youd be swinging form a post
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>>34550064
>aren't even robots
>trump is a racist
See the thing at the top right of your screen that says /po/. Yeah click on that and then never come back.
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Ok so this bullshit just happened.
>walking around my neighbourhood
>listening to American Football, like I normally do
>see up ahead my neighbour
>she's been my neighbour since I was a little kid, she's about 2 years younger than me, we used to play as little kids then she started ignoring me
>she's walking he dog with a friend (also a girl)
>some random chad was walking in the opposite direction as them
>he stops, gets down on one knee and starts patting the dog
>as I approach I can hear himself introducing himself and talking about how cute the dog is
>fucking chad, fucking chad that's all I can think. This fucking chad is moving in on MY fucking neighbour. My own fucking neighbour isn't safe from fucking chad.
>he says something and they start to laugh
>even the fucking dog seems to be in love with this fucking guy
>I finally reach them, the girls are facing away from me and chad is facing towards me
>chad just sort of looks up then back to the puppy
>my neighbour turns and sees me
>"fuck it" I think. this is my time to shine, no fucking chad moves in on my neighbour
>"Heeeyyy Puppy!" I say and move my hand down to pat it
>it fucking growls at me and jumps backwards
>I freak out because I was expecting the dog to run towards me and jump into my lap or some shit and not be a cunt, so I jump backwards and almost fall over
>I turn back towards the group, my neighbour is holding her dog, the friend is just staring at me as is chad.
>"That dog always was a bit testy" I say to smooth over the situation
>as I say that I walked back towards them
>Chad then starts to fucking talk to me
>"He wasn't testy, you can't just throw your hand at a dog. You need to slowly move your hand in an unthreatening, friendly way. You scared him."
>He then starts talking about dogs and all this behavioural shit like he's a fucking narrator in some fucking documentary
>both of the girls are listening intently to him and nodding
>jesus fucking Christ this fucking guy
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>he kneels down at the dog again whilst explaining something
>he's acting like the fucking dog whisperer on TV. The Mexican guy, Cesar whatever
>"You see it's a primal instinct, and it's our job to take control."
>I copy Chad and kneel down at the dog
>I then mimic what Chad is saying in a Mexican voice
>Laugh at myself, I fucking nailed the Cesar impression
>look up at them
>the girls look horrified
>Chad looks pretty pissed off
>I guess they think i'm racist as just then I noticed that the Chad was brown
>"The Dog whisperer, right?" I say
>I get up and mumble "Cesar...something"
>Walk into my house
Fucking dogs and fucking Chad.
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>>34550069
you'll see him more, anon. be
>ultra
racist. whenever you see him just start chanting, in a mexican accent, "cha cha cha burrito" or something like that
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If the dog was an actual bro this whole situation would have been avoided and you'd b knee deep right now
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How the fuck are there robots here that have friends?
If you're likable enough to make friends and you have at least average looks and you're young, then theoretically you can get a job and a gf.
t. friendless kissless virgin
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My best friend and I have been friends for more than half our lives because we met in 2nd grade.
He's a KHV too but he's not a fucking gayboy or a tranny like some of the weirdos on here.
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This, how can you even complain about your life when you have friends to share laughs and happiness with?
Spoiled shits.
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>>34550012
tfw no thiccc retsuko gf