Could you run that by me again? Sorry, it's my first cup
is this yet another finnish meme ?
>>37262471
Why would you want anyone to talk to you before your first cup? Without The Rule we have chaos. Do you want chaos.
>>37262471
I'm on my third cup, get on my level
Thanks for coming to our kids birthday party Anon, where's your GF?
So in your head, the first thing that's going to happen when you go to a friends kid's birthday party, is they're going to ask you about your girlfriend.
I ate her
>yfw normalfags love it when people they hate have a selfdeprecating sense of humor
>yfw I am fat
>yfw no face
>>37262446
>where's your GF?
That's nothing for you to be concerned about. But why do you ask? Do you have a qt single sister?
a TV show for middle aged roasties no less
https://youtu.be/t4hCcdv21ns
>>37261866
who cares, he's been normie tier for some time now. since the green van incident last year or so.
Losse Women is /mummy/ central
normies say the darnest things
Is Led Zeppelin considered Robot music? I don't listen to much else nowadays
No they are normiecore
I love zepp, but they're extremely normie
Robot music is music that most people would find uncomfortable/difficult to listen to, either because of how the music itself sounds, or because of the themes involved.
>manlet
>racelet
>dicklet
is there anything worse than that in life ?
>provide an argument
Yes, being a humorlet and brainlet.
>>37261445
goallet
tobequhitehonetstooregon
>got piss drunk last night
>decided, fuck it all no regrets
>by the city's tallest bridge
>holding by the guard rail, looking down at the water below
>immadoit.jpg
>decide to smoke a cigarette before i go
>people passing turn their heads seeing some random guy start blankly into the water below
>i think some people got it
>about to jump
>random chick stops me, grabs me by my hand and follows me to a pair of benches, telling me i get to pick which one
>she says i have no choice, shes gonna follow me home
>she gives me her number saying if i need to call someone to talk to, shell answer
why do people do stuff like this? they get nothing out of it. i dont understand kindness, its so alien to me
>>37261347
text her be like "i'm in london, pick a bridge, you have no choice." its going to follow her home.
defeat altrusim through existentialism
>>37261347
They don't know what it's like to have to kill yiurself
Of course they get something out of it. It makes THEM feel better. Don't think for one second that it was about you.
How do you call a psych place to make an appointment for social anxiety when your social anxiety is so bad you can't even make a fucking phonecall?
Dude just talk on the phone, you're all by yourself when you're on it, the other persons voice is there, that's it, just a voice
Are you scared of voices anon
>>37261161
Don't make fun
I feel the same way as OP
You just gotta do it. A method I use is to dial the number and just hover over the call button and wait until I have a "fuck it" moment and press it.
Have you heard of a thing called email?
>mfw could go and buy a porsche boxster brand new right now and have 10k leftover
>mfw I'm 19
>>37261090
what about buying a nice place for you instead?
>>37261090
Porches are gay.
>>37261090
>mfw could go and buy a porsche boxster brand new right now and have 255,000brit left over
>mfw i just turned 18
Have you ever blackmailed someone?
I have nudes of my ex GF and I am tempted to blackmail her in some manner.
I also have financial information of my ex boss who was doing dodgy payments of his staff.
How did your blackmail go and were you ratted on?
>>37260932
Blackmailing your boss seems fine if he's not a shady mafia type.
Blackmailing your GF, however, is a very low deed and I encourage you to commit ritual suicide if you bring shame on your person by daring to blackmail her in such an infamous manner (unless that whore cheated on you).
>>37260932
Ex-what!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i blackmailed my dad in highschool
he was cheating on my mom and i found out and used it to get whatever i wanted
>there are now pornstars born in the same year as your little sister
Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeah
>>37260858
if anything the mere thought of that would put me at a half chub
>be 24 a few years back
>sister was 15 going 16
>hosting a party for her at parents house
>she brings her hot friend who is barely legal
>get talking to her after a few drinks
>proceed to smash bare
>the next few months I had a personal cumslut who is infatuated with me because I have a car and a job
Let's hear your crushed hopes on getting gfs anons, I'll start
>at uni
>class is over
>chick parked far as fuck away so she doesn't have to pay for parking (uni is huge and she parked outside on the other side of campus)
>offered to dink her over on the back of my motorbike
>first time dinking someone
>squeezed me tight, pushing her chest hard up against my back and was doing the excited squill thing whilst we were zipping around.
>get mad chub
>says "defs do it again anon, was so fun"
> "yeah sure"
>get excited, might be my chance
>tfw says she has bf
Why the fuck does this happen
>>37260696
>Having hopes
How young are you?
>be 22 girl was 19
>talk to girl online
>I work she's in college
>lives like 3 hours away
>finally classes are over
>she plans to stay with me for a week
>first day comes
>pick her up
>she's hesitant the entire day
>can tell she's not into me
>tell her something came up with work and I will be busy all week
>offer to buy her a ticket back home and apologize
>she leaves after like 4 hours of hanging out
>she instantly stops talking to me as much as she did before we met
>we slowly drift apart
>be 6 months of no talking
>finally decide to just say hey
>be friends again
>had the courage to ask what went wrong with us meeting
>she said nothing was wrong and that she was just very shy
>turns out she was a virgin and never even kissed a guy before
>now she's done got into partying and drinking over the Summer and has slept with 12 guys
>wants to visit me again
>>37260706
Was a poor choice of words but 20
Originali
>stopped trying to get with 10/10s because I know that will never happen
>settled for a 4/10 that has been my friend for 3-4 years now
>pussy is good
>her parents got me a job
>she's going to be a pediatrician
>I get paid $17/hour to sit in her dad's office and do stuff on the computer
You made an excellent choice bucko. I went with the financially useful gf/ generous family too
>>37260651
One part of settling for a 4/10 is how your friends may feel towards her, I feel insecure because I know she is kinda... meh but I love her all the same. Like showing people you have an ugly gf gives me anxiety
>>37260651
good for you anon, hope things keep getting better for you
it's better to settle for something imperfect than to settle for nothing
Why is anime and Japanese culture so popular with normies now?
>>37260524
>implying snoop is a normie
Some nerds get a life and retain their love for geek shit and spread it or incorporate it into their swag. I just watched the new berserk with my pussy slaying jamal weed dealer.
>>37260524
Its not thet just pretend to like it to look quirky
i am very sad
can any fembot talk to me to cheer me up?
>>37260381
Like all fembots I can pretend to be a fembot.
>>37260381
sorry op, but you're shit out of luck. no such thing as a fembot :^)
>>37260381
Why are you sad anon? Tell us what's wrong
Does anyone else on here get vagina envy?
l don't think l really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed... It feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
Does anyone else here get sick of all the subliminal brainwashing threads?
>>37260280
Yeah me too. I think women find penises weird and now I'm ashamed to have a penis.
Well, there's something called prostate stimulation and orgasms without refractory period...