>randomly remember some faux pas I committed a few years ago
>instant urge to kill myself
>>35336772
>get woken up by some random noise at 7AM
>about to drift back to sleep
>brain goes "hey remember that humiliating experience from 16 years ago?"
>taking a walk outside to get some fresh air and exercise
>the first 20 minutes is nothing but me reliving my childhood and adolescence and young adulthood
>making a sandwich
>remember that time that kid has his dick out
I hate those "why am I remembering that right now" moment
>>35336844
How old are you?
avocado snowmobile
>>35336914
31
I realize now that a sentence like "hey remember that humiliating experience from 16 years ago?" means nothing to the average robot since 16 years ago they were still learning to walk and to use the toilet.
This is all. It is everything.
Do people like this still exist?
>>35336714
would you kindly elaborate
It speaks for itself.
The first few pages are enough..
>http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/140562/Rice_-_The_Claiming_Of_Sleeping_Beauty.pdf
>>35336979
I'm not going to read that, and assume it's raping a comatose girl.
Why do you wish to be a Chad anon?
They have extremely shallow lives and fake being happy all the time. They fuck with used up whores and qts leave them for being unfaithful. It's just a huge meme that you all have raised yourselves sky high. Being alone might not be good but at least you have some hobbies while these soulless individuals live empty lives with no passion or ambition.
>>35336684
So THIS is what Chad looks like?
Why does having hobbies make me better than Chad?
>>35336684
Because like most men/people, I get sexual urges and would like to satisfy them in a woman's vagina. Or maybe the butthole of a qt feminine trap.
I just got a job cashiering at Walmart so I'm thinking I'll set aside a monthly budget for backpage girls
>scrolls through r9k
Only 3 pictures with NSFW images
Is this finally happening?
Can I browse r9k peacefully without flashing huge dick on my screen while eating ?
FeelsGoodMan.png
Oh, and please, if you have to post porn here, spoiler it. That would make a better for all of us.
I wish people spoilered there porn too. I love the reaction images but i'm in public or trying not tomjerk off sometimes.
no sorry boyo
>tfw girl just called me "hun"
A-attila the hun?
phreshen up ur kawffee hun?
>>35336638
yes, she's not shortening honey the way middle-aged women tend to. She has mistaken your for a Hun
>constipated for a few days
>finally shit today
>ass won't stop bleeding
How's your day going?
>>35336614
I've also been constipated, but no blood.
I suggest a doctor vist for you.
>>35336614
Did you take a whole bunch of laxatives and fluids? Or did you just squeeze it out whole?
>>35336636
I went last fall and got a colonoscopy. I have hemorrhoids, but he said not to worry.
I'm about to lose my virginity. I finally made it, guys
See ya suckers
Get back here immediately let us know how it went. The transnormification will set in fast.
>>35336613
I lost my virginity before entering /r9k/.
>>35336613
>I'm about to lose my virginity. I finally made it, guys
Don't count your cherries before they're popped, anon.
>you'll be back
>you'll still be a virgin
So, Anons.
How do YOU fight government surveillance?
Do you resist the 24/7 observation and intrusion upon your privacy, or open up to the digital prying eyes that want to know everything there is about you?
Are you an open book, or do you value your privacy?
Do you support state surveillance?
>>35336610
reverse psychology. i'm something of an exhibitionist on the internet, sending nearly-illegal videos to my email contacts, or posting streaming videos of myself jangling my taint, or sodomizing myself, on popular image boards. another thing i do is send out personal information on inappropriate places on social media (i.e., give out my phone number on a band's fb page, talk about my birthday and location on anarcho-communist group pages). ultimately, i am fighting gov't surveillance by creating so many webs of ludicrous data, that I have become almost perfectly understood, or so they believe. I just come across as this exhibitionist who has nothing to hide, but secretly, everything i'm actually doing is supported by off-the-grid servers, on an underground "internet" community that has roughly 2,000 members total.
>>35336777
trips of truth.
shitpost the government to death.
>>35336610
I really don't give a shite
Mom just stole me 25x 200ug lsd tabs from the mail.
Should i confront her?
does she know its lsd?
>>35336593
Ask her if she's taken any of your mail to find out f your address is burned or she's just being a hawk and then either try again and be more with it or come up with a different strategy if your address is burned.
>>35336642
idk, she didnt said nothing. i suppose he does, she did some things in her time
Holy fuck why are women such ungrateful cunts??
>>35336573
You have to be tough and callous towards betas or they will keep up their pathetic behavior
>>35336573
To be fair, the Mia Khalifa tattoo looks really shitty
>>35336624
it's pretty accurate, Mia is just an ugly girl
but she is right, marking your body with ink of someone you've never met is crazy
Is the Deeb Web interesting at all?
Is there a safe way to buy stuff ilegally on there without getting caught? I get paranoia while browsing through.
>>35336520
Not anymore, everything is fake and full of honeypots now ^^
>>35336520
normalfags like to pretend that the deep web is the crazy illegal hacker safe space, when in reality it's just the same as the normal internet, plus drugs and gay ass fanfics about people fucking tigers
Not for Adderall, the price is way to high on the prescription stuff. And the cheaper Adderall is home pressed with meth. Just get a prescription.
>dumbass 11 y.o. sister forgets gloves when she goes to the skating rink
>drive over to rink to give her her gloves
>walk down to the ice
>she skates over and gang of 11 y.o. boys skate over with her
>the types we all hate, athletic, nike shorts, cancer
>give her her gloves and about to leave
>white kid's phone rings
>he picks up
>"what's up, my nig?"
>not even ironic
muh younger generation
>>35336492
Protect your sister, don't let her hang out with degenerates.
How old are you?
>>35336527
I was 16 at the time, it was a couple years ago.
>>35336492
>we
we who, faggot?
If creationism was true, we had triangular bones.
>>35336439
is budha just some fat guy, how does he preach about self control if he cant self control his apetite
>>35336896
http://hivelogic.com/articles/buddha-statue-identification/
>>35336896
Exactly!
Who makes/made those hoax religions?
Why the hell do you even want a gf?
>>35336389
I want there to be someone when I talk to myself, so I can pretend I'm not that crazy.
>>35336389
Adrenaline rush.
Hugging,kissing,leaning on your shoulders,sex,making out all of this gives the rush.
Also it sucks to be alone no matter how much you deny it.
>>35336389
So I can feel less alone...
Male friends are probably the way to go tho
>when mummy says she is getting pizza and comes home with a stale hot n ready from little caesars
>>35336358
>Implying Little Ceaser's isn't NEET tier pizza
>>35336358
>mom keeps getting Little Caesars because they're cheap
THEY ALSO TASTE LIKE SHIT QUIT BUYING THEM YOU WHOOOOOOORE
>>35336358
>when mommy makes hamburgies instead of chicken tendies for lunch