No MBTI thread? Sheeeeiiit.
ENTP reporting in. Here's something I'm curious about: Why do INFPs have an infinite capacity for deflecting criticism, yet absolutely no capacity for helping themselves?
>>35703086
Took this test years ago, haven't in a while, but apparently I fluctuate between INTJ and INTP. No idea what the fuck it all means.
>>35703086
INTP reporting in
put a bullet through my fucking head
>tfw no qt ISTP gf who looks likes this
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns/health-mens_health/t/science-proves-women-men-bigger-penises/#.WNH2CVUrLIU
Larger dicks are universally more desirable to women. Literally every girl will agree with this in a private setting.
Why haven't you started pumping or jelqing yet? Most girls have already taken dicks twice the size of yours. You don't want to disappoint, do you?
>>35702813
>You don't want to disappoint, do you?
Who cares? I mean really...
>>35702813
Thank God I've got a big dick then
Why should a perma turbo virgin like me be bothered by what people who I will never met think? I am at a loss here
Can we just have a general feels thread? Talk about what's got you down.
>>35702549
>what's got you down.
All the animeposting queers haven't hung themselves yet.
>>35702596
>what's got you down
The discord threads aren't dying out either
>tfw zoned out on quetiapine
>tfw no /fit/ amazonian gf to bully me for being a tiny weak little boy
why even live?
being called a little boy makes me feel happy and I don't know why
>>35700185
>tfw 6'3
>will never know tfw taller than me gf
>>35700185
>tfw no amazonian gf to let me lick her sweat after a workout
>tfw no /fit/ gf to ride me until the bed breaks
on a less sexual note
>tfw no gf that would be incentive for me to get off my ass and start doing some exercise that would improve my life quality
>tfw you're gay and your straight best friend does something really sweet and caring for you and your homolust for him increases
Why are straight guys such big teases?
>>35697405
homolusting for straight friends is a dark path, anon
>still cringe remembering how I put my head on my friend's shoulder and watched him play games once
>tfwywn feel your best friend's dick inside of your butt
>tfw you're a pure bottom/sub that can be everything your best friend wants
>tfw he's straight as possible
>tfw I will never convert him
Life is pain
>>35697405
This is the fucking reason why straight guys don't want to hang out with fags. I can't fucking relax and act fake gay if you really are a fucking poof. That shit is not cool, hombre
/POG/ - Prostate Orgasm General
butt orgasms are literally the best way for men to stop being so sexually dependent on women, and can help to even out the sexual market.
share your techniques, troubles, stories and toys that helped you get there. pegging is welcome too.
if you want a man to fuck you in the ass, then just say so
>>35694792
I would like to do butt stuff but my butt is so tight I can't even get my pinky in with lube. Any way to relax it?
Also it really hurts when I try to put it in and it makes me a little scared.
>>35694997
i'm bi anon, but why are you assuming things?
ITT: we post the last thing a female human being has sent to us, bad or good you fucking normies
>>35688660
No can do, she lurks /r9k/.
>>35688660
I don't have a mobile phone so I've never sent or received a text. Never talked to any girl, family or otherwise, under 40 on any phone.
>>35688660
>women
This is why women need to be purged so that us men can be with eachother
|Women Hate Thread|
>be in school
>be in 10th grade
>there's an elective called "Female Empowerment"
>ask the female teacher "where's Men Empowerment?"
>"Oh you're funny anon"
Fast forward to now
>talking to female friend
>"Atleast Hilary pays her taxes"
>"Atleast Trump doesn't kill people to protect his potential presidency"
>keeps fucking going on about how Hilary would be the first woman president and she would make great changes when all of it was just indoctrinated bullshit by CNN.
Why do women act like they're a fucking minority and should get special privileges because they have a pussy? Do they know they're inferior to men?
I don't hate women...(yes, this was unoriginal somehow)
>>35670918
>Minority
>Women
Excuse me, what
What do you expect to happen to half the population when they're taught that they're special little princesses but ALSO that they're just as capable and can do everything men can?
They've literally been raised to believe "You CAN have your cake and eat it too!"
Anon, why can't you just live life to the fullest?
because i have social anxiety and feel like shit everyday
>tfw waiting too long to talk to a girl once again
Because "living life to the fullest" is just code for sucking lots of dick and making stupid duckface facebook pic posts.
I am
original b
Who /anal-fissures+hemorrhoids/ here?
>poop from once a day to once every 2-3 days
>shits are always hard
>drink lots of metamucil, eat apples and pears daily
>poop is still massive
>ass area burns when wiping and showering
If anything motivates me to lose weight is getting rid of this hellbringers.
>>35556296
Fissures
pro tip > sit on cotton balls filled with witch hazel.
>>35556296
I'm 5'9" and 230 lbs too, how do I know if I have anal fissures? I'm pretty sure I don't because I don't feel pain down there
Hi r9k
Come hang out at our server and talk about feels and things
https://discord.gg/btmaR
ASH IS A WHORE ROASTIE BITCH REEEE
>>35556048
>>35556100
https://discord.gg/Tvkq7sG
Better Discord here
ree kill me
Why did 90s hip-hop glorify neet life so much, and why did it stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c
Also, more examples of this?
Outkast tried to save people from becoming NEETs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CssC-DY4lO8
>neet life
>multimillionaires touring the world and entertaining hundreds of thousands of people
yyyeah no
>>35712472
They certainly weren't neets (at least not after they got famous) but they still made songs glorifying the neet lifestyle.
So would I get more attention just being modest or trying to copy Instagram girls? Is the be yourself meme a lie?
why would a modest person ever get attention?
>>35712419
Because im thicc and you can see that even when im not showing skin
>>35712441
If you're thicc you'll get attention just posting pics of yourself anywhere online. How lewd the photos are is what dictates what type of attention you're gonna be getting
>tfw you get /fit/ and 8.5/10 QT wants my dick
>tfw just b urself meme actually worked
>no longer have stage 3 autism and can actually speak to people without sperging out
...thank you for being here for me for so long /r9k/ i love you guys (males) and will never forget you... but now its time to go
See ya back in a week famalam
This post is quite original
>change
>"just b urself meme worked"
have fun out there, id say youll fit right in.
>>35712306
>got a rl 3d gf
better you than me, norm from cheers
Why do women in porn make this retarded noise where they suck air through their teeth.
>SSHHHH AHHH
>SSHHHH AHHH
>SSHHHH AHHH
sounds fucking retarded and forced
do women actually do this?
>>35712234
I love to see young teen White girls getting fucked by Asian guys (also called AMWF)
>>35712257
yeah neat, alot of redditors are cuckbois, cuckboi
They make the same noise a person makes when they hit their toe on the leg of a chair