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>>37081539
They put on the clown masks at night and thrash against the doors. They scream your name and beg you to let them in.

>>37081539
i was an inpatient for a clinic when i was younger
it was fucking shit
it felt like prison

I assume it's good fun. Lot's of weird guys on xanax hanging out playing cards and smoking cigs.

because they're cucks

>>37081520
Because it's a Christianity-based country, so anything that isn't good, wholesome Sunday school material is vile and evil.

>>37081549
This. American men avoid saying it because our women despise it. They've embraced bitch in a similar manner the negroes adopted nigger. Cunt however is still quite an aggressive word, even amongst themselves. American women become feral at a single utterance of it. They really just completely lose their minds, it's quite an uncanny experience to view.

>>37081453
It was a mixture of both. Like I had a younger sister so I got q good taste of both of them.

I lined with the millennial shows

>>37081453
Very specific year. Just turned 20 yesterday. I watched almost all the millennial shows you listed, but I didn't watch any of the more recent ones you listed. I remember making fun of that shit back when it was current.

>>37081059
>>tfw being a NEET turned you gay
How and do you like it

>>37081099

too much porn, not enough girls.

Its okay I guess, I wish I could stop thinking about penises

>>37081273
iktf bro
i tell myself that it's intimacy i'm craving, to hold somebody

but cant stop thinking about dick

>>37080995
well aren't you a cheeky little cunt

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>>37081032
nigger had it coming though, constantly skipping classes, getting bad grades and failing the year, being disrespectful to teachers and then suddenly when his life is at risk he becomes a "good guy" and people are crying for him and claim he's innocent and must be given a second chance

>>37080995
>friend sided with a nigger and the coal burner.
Get better friends.

>Vagina
Unsurprisingly this is not original, but its okay.

>>37080967
>klunge

its just an awful awful word

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>>37080967
>moist/moistness

not oregano but man it makes me feel ill saying it

>>37080932
just drinking water?
im sure that was terrible.
probably damaged something in his body.

Been working on it. Started at 226 at the first of May. Down to 212 today. All about limiting those calories to around 500 a day. You can do iit

Stop shilling this unhealthy meme, you retarded, uneducated faggots.

I will admit that I have a bad habit of wearing curved hem shorts in the summer. I have heard that they are both slutty and not slutty. Being a twig I don't think they do much for me other than showing a ton of leg though.

>>37080935
Just don't complain if men look and it's cool.

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>>37080900
I recently got a skirt that looks somewhat like pic related, so I'll probably wear that a lot. Some knee-length skirts and dresses, as well. Maybe some gaucho pants. And blouses galore.

>>37080728
which one would be supposed to be my daughter ?

i'm more worried about the faggy shit on that dindu

>>37080728
I would absolutely not let my daughter dress like a mid twenties waiter leaning up against a wall for shame on you anon

>>37080472
are these threads meant to be funny? I'm a neet and even still think these are gay lol

>>37080472
shut up you fucking bitch.

>neet
>having haircuts and going tp restaurants

Disillusion is helluva drug

Then why are you still here ?

Questo commento e originale.

>>37080522
Force of habit, mostly. Used to be on here all day every day. I still find it interesting.

>>37080468
Buddhism is a meme but living an ascetic monks lifestyle isn't

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>>37080445
It didn't occur to me until now, but looks like it.

>tfw no older sister to share a bed with while parents are on holiday

I have 2 older sisters. They are 10 years older than me, married, with children.

I wish I had a sister so I could give someone a hug without it being weird. Maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if I had a sister to talk to.

>be me
>retarded

>be me
>retarded
>forgot super secret code

>be me
>retarded
>forgot super secrect code
>remembered it this try

>hanging out with my cousin
>we're comfortable with each other
>resting my head on his lap/belly from inbetween his legs
>want to sleep
>slide my head down to the bed
>feel his dick through his shorts on my face
>10/10 MASSIVE SCHLONGER ABSOLUTELY HUGE

Is gay incest with a cousin THAT bad? I would love to let him stretch me out.

>>37080125
>>tfw you know your friend has a huge dick
How

I once was in the sauna with a guy back from school, like the quiet bookwormy type and his dick was fucking massive. Shocking really

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gif golgun retweefer now pws

You're invading their space and are letting you know to back the fuck up. A growl is threatening you to back the fuck up even more, before shit gets real.

Also a lot of people don't socialize/train their animals properly so they immediately go into attack mode when a stranger comes around. It's sad because mankind and dogs have been around one another for a long time and we still don't know how to properly care for them.

>>37080124
idk, doggos have always always been friendly toward me