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i dont know, but we keep killing mussies according to airwars.org

but their retaliations have been getting fewer. I miss the constant happenings of 2016.

>>37208259
bombing at Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, UK, 19 dead. Being treated as a terrorist incident, though Muslims not confirmed it's pretty likely

>>37204775
we've had this thread before

Stop doing data collection, you fucking weirdo

>>37204790
yes but someone asked for me to post it more often.
I posted it last saturday and now it's monday of the next week. I don't think I need to wait a whole month.
if you have already taken the survey you don't have to do it again

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she has to be virgin, because I am, and noone of us will waste virginity to some random nonvirgin person

>>37202626
Ah, I should have added that as well. I wouldn't bw comfortable with a non-virgin.

>>37202584
This shaven side of head meme really has to die. Looks so fucking ugly.

Also, I can tell you have shit taste.

>>37201034
>Is it genetics?
Inexplicably and originally yes.

>ywn look like this
Why live?

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>>37201287
Yeah why live indeed I feel inferior

>>37200732
>Also, are INTPs even human?
No, INTPs (and INTJs) are the true robots, normie faggot.

>>37200732
Obviously less accurate, at least there's a chance lazy test designers took functions into account. I should assume this is sarcasm, but you can't take chances on 4chan.

>>37200732
Just use the 2keys2cognition one iirc. That's the one that tests cognitive functions. Any test will have errors from people mistyping because le ebin Intj or whatever but a cognitive functions test is better than the other 'mbti tests'. Also, 16 personalities is garbage and socionics is worse.

Or you could, you know, just so the work and read through the theory of it all and figure out for yourself through honest self evaluation.

Life is suffering, but you already knew that.

It's alright man just get back on track this moment

>>37200153
i get scratched up every day by my cats (they play with me like as if i was a cat so they bite gently and claw my hands) and ive never needed no neosporin you fat fuck

I love my brother and I hug him lots every day

I hugged my brother. He pretty much freaked out and asked wtf I was doing in his room
it's 1am and he was sleeping. I cuddled him extra tight

I spooned my brother, he's an adorable cuddlebug and I love him lots.

>>37182527
elliot rodgers couldnt even do a shooting right. Pleb.

>>37182527
Waiting for Elliotdoxxer to release new information for us. Also I'll be getting a vanilla latte and reading the manifesto again.

>>37182527
probably rewatch some of his videos
maybe read his manifesto

Same reason we do most of the stupid shit we do, it can't be helped we were tricked by the Jews.

>>37174706
Christians are not even supposed to get circumcised. America is truly Israel's little bitch.

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>>37174663
Where else would they get such healthy skin to use commercially?

>>37216300
just fuck off and take your dubs with you

>>37216300
I don't go outside and I don't like to socialise with other people.

If you never do anything or go anywhere or speak to people, it's easy not to have friends. Even back in school, I just used to go to lessons, walk around at lunch time, then come home again.

>>37216339
You have to talk to someone at school though how do you get through the day otherwise???

>>37215486
Yeah but in ten years or so the tables will turn
even if they are just after your wallet

>>37215486
im a woman and next year ill be 30 and next year guys who are 18 will have been born in 00 thats so fucking much younger than me and it turns me on.

>>37215821
Be my girlfriend I'm an 18 year old

Human beings are happiest when they are achieving a goal

>You can gain weight far easier than you can lose it
Well it is easier to gain weight if you over do it.
>People can never be satisfied, there's always a hunger for more than what you have
Oh you dummy.
>Suffering is the only way to get ahead in life, exercise, taking shit at work to climb the ladder, pursuing women etc.
?
>Pleasure is almost universally bad for you
I do not accept this sentence
>Trying to numb the pain of existence with drugs or alcohol has serious health hazards
Just be yourself ^^

>>37215216
>tfw never had a goal

When you get food, shelter and a constant stream of entertainment/porn why would you be motivated to do anything else?

>>37215000
Of course. He hates everyone who's not just like himself. Though, this concept applies to the vast majority of people and thus your question is as pointless as asking if he has hair.

>>37215000
If we start worshipping him he'll look past all our extremely mentally unhealthy mindsets. Guy lives off of attention.

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>>37215000
He doesn't. He's actually one of the few normies on this planet who acknowledges our existence and doesn't hate us. You probably don't have the attention span for this but if you do, watch his lectures online. Not only they're interesting in the general sense, but he actually talks about male losers and his conclusions on mating and reproduction almost perfectly match what you see described here.

For instance he always talks about the fact that we have twice as many female ancestors as we have male ancestors, and stuff like that.

The problem is that while he has a solid grasp on the issues he's addressing, he's still only a human and might not be able to understand how bad things really are because of his age. As you age you evolve in your social circle. That's why our parents don't understand how the dating/mating market looks for us, we endure the full force of the consequences of sexual liberation, feminism, and have to survive in a shitty economy, they didn't.

Pathetic. Also which country

>>37214149
What? No you're not!

She was probably going to roofie you and steal your kidneys.

>>37214149
How do I go about staying in a hostel? I don't want to do it in a foreign country I just want to stay in major cities around my country USA. How much do they cost?

Ever put peanut butter on penis and try to get him to blow you?

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>Be me
>9
>Don't know what masturbation is
>Put fingers in front butt
>FeelsGood.jpg
>Have dog
>Get idea
>Dog begins the lick
>Feelsreallygood.jpg
I was on the bottom bunk. It's been a decade later and I still think my sister knows what I would do at night with our dog

>>37213481
I have a vag. Don't want to try that, peanut butter might get stuck