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>>37587539
>wake up
>make a retard thread on /r9k/
>masturbate to gay loli for 6 hours

>>37587539
summerfag fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37587622
>gay loli
What is gay loli? Yuri loli? Trap loli? Trap yuri loli?

Post a pic of said landwhale

>>37587508
No I'm not crazy -> forever alone

>>37587688
>implying I took pictures

>>37587352
Jesus intervened

>>37587352
Luckily you can go longer without food.
If your sleep pattern is 100% fucked you can just wait until 5am and then have dinner.

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>>37587352
>going over music in middle school band
>learning about tempos
>gets to OP's pic
>mfw

No, you retard.
People are sometimes busy outside of interacting with you.

If your intention with this girl is anything other than marrying her, having a family with her, and loving and caring for her forever, then you should kill yourself.

>>37587363
" marrying her, having a family with her, and loving and caring for her forever"

Believe me, this is ALL I have in mind.

>>37587278
Texting is really fucking annoying. I hate it. I would rather spend physical time with someone than texting them. Don't think about their response times too much. Unlike you they are actually doing shit during the day. They aren't on their phone or doing nothing important 24/7. If you really want this girl meet up in person. Don't text either to set the shit up. It's way too easy to not give a definite answer. Call her or do it in person instead. That forces them to give an answer then and there. Don't rely on forms of texting to build/form a relationship. You'll just end up as an orbiter at best.

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i want a cute mentally handicapped gf

How handicapped are you willing to go? I'll take missing one limb or mental lag like dyspraxia

>>37587026
Me2 a girlfriend like this may bring me out of my shell maybe even baby steps to happiness

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>>37586989
Once depression gets the upper hand of you, you become so sad nothing cheers you up and you fall into apathy, stopping giving a fuck about anything and everything. Then you realize you've been in perpetual hell and somehow are still alive. You may appear to others as extremely frail, but in fact, you're more resilient than normies who would have killed themselves if they had been in your situation. This makes you feel superior to them. On the other hand, you know deep inside you don't deserve anything good, and you revel in whatever shit you may get. It's shit but it's still something. Furthermore, life has given you so much shit you don't even care and have actually grown to enjoy it. You have kind of reached enlightenment: you smear yourself in shit and become one with it. You ARE shit. Now you're at the bottom of any mainstream hierarchy, but if you turn that hierarchy upside down, you're actually at the top, or at least so close you might as well be the pinnacle of this construct. Now you're the best at being the worst. You have finally won, achieved, and gained something. You are superior to anyone and anything else at one field. This of course makes you smug. You finally got to drink a sip of the goblet of success, even if the liquid you were dispensed to may taste bitter and urinous, but again, you're so accustomed to shit and piss flying on and at you from every imaginable and unimaginable direction simultaneously and non-simultaneously that you no longer care or even may relish it all. You like it when others don't. You have the most refined taste in piss and shit. In some sense, you are very cultured. You win again. You become even more smug. This is now a constant feedback loop. You get shit. You enjoy it. You're the best shit connoisseur. You get more shit. You keep enjoying it. You get even better. Your sense of superiority increases. This cycle goes on and on. Yet you don't kill yourself. You don't need to. You may be shit but finally happy.

page 10 save rave for no apparent reason

>>37587373
I'm sort of like this irl I walk around as an alpha, I'm to depressed to care, even going gym doesn't make me feel better, I still do it just so I can rock climbing with no safety gear one day and hopefully find peace.

>>37586957
I like to go on Grindr lots of understanding people to talk to

>>37586957
I use 4chan and discord

>>37586957
don't go on discord its all thirsty faggots orbiting traps and femanons

Invite has expired new invite plz

>>37586797
I'd like a invite as well >.>

>>37586797
What do you talk about?

Useless fucking robot

mate you were aIways a normie

>>37586788
I was confessed to last night
feels pretty good ngl

>>37586812
If I showed you the convos you would be convinced I am an autistic loser who has no idea how social clues work

>>37586735
they just do it and don't even think about it.
i wish i had a normie mind

>>37586795
I can't stop thinking the other person is actually angry especially when they use one word replies

>>37586735
ha, I do the same thing.

Someone would have to like write out a proof that they want to be my friend and I still would not believe it

Are you TR scum?

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>>37586649
loyalty until death, my dude

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>>37586649
>dumbass called me a father again

Empty, as usual

>>37586631
Ya but look at his stupid eyes.

>ISS less than 10 years away from shutting down
>no plans to go to mars/moon/asteroids
>nasa cant even launch people into space for another year or two
>hiroshi gets into astronaut school
>how does this make you feel
meh

>>37586600
Your mom is savage. She single?

>>37586600
dubs decides thread?
ask her why girls ignore you?
or why am i a virgin mom?

>>37586600
Vaccines don't give you autism. It's literally a side effect of all the drugs our moms took in the 60's/70's/80's

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no because reddit already stole pepe

>>37586650
4chan made pepe popular before Reddit even knew who he was

Pepe is a fucking faggot redditor fuck him

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It would be a dream come true, anon.

bump

also id love it

it would be a fucking hipster place..