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>>37590776
My favorite kind of threads desu

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women should not even be considered human, they are like pets at best.

>>37590776
checked her post history, never seen such an obvious fat feminist stereotype

I'm guessing this is bait.
But in the event that it is not, no, absolutely no. You should not jump so far into the deep end, at the very most, gift her another Disney related pin and ask for her number.

If the only contact you have with her is basic retail courtesy, then she'll probably be taken aback by this.

Sure, its a perfect plan, buy everything and just tell her the day of the trip

>>37590588

Is she retarded?

>"How are you handsome?"

uhh genetics? winning the lottery that is called life?

strange and kind of pathetic. do you at least set up dates and make them drive miles to meet (you) and obviously just ghost them ?

>>37590611
i wanna see your face when you realize that youre the retard for being unable to understand a phrase of 4 words

>>37590266
Nice dubs and sort of

>>37590266
what a surprise another queer little faggot

>>37590382
https://youtu.be/rn8ywqCjjP0?t=44m29s

Get this faggot shit off the board, put your shitty mspaint comics on /lgbt/.

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yeeee
I stole this but I'm sure it applies to other people's ideal bf too

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heres the template guyyz

I'm glad my dicks now as big as that

>have sex for first time with 7ish incher
>hurt female
>she hurts inside 2 days later
y-yea size totally matters guys!

>>37589920
i wish i had a big cock. being a dickelt sux

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>tfw i got banned from 3 discords for posting chubby porn
I'm not sorry

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r9k chan

discordapp.com/invite/n6CXNH6

slow but steady chat, welcoming atmosphere overall

I made a board on 8-c-han for this. everyone use it already >:(

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>>37589787
Cause they're mature and ready to be BRED.

>>37589787
They're not, you're just so used to seeing fat rolls on yourself and everyone around you that you've developed a fetish for them.

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Tfw fat but not even a landwhale. What does this mean

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Hello friend. How has your day been?

>>37589779
>i just want someone to talk to.
>can you people reply to this thread so i can feel like i have friends?
hello summerfriend

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>>37589875
why do you gotta be mean

>>37589470
>tfw got into a field desperate for people to go into
>tfw doing something you actually enjoy
>tfw internships are nonexistent here
>tfw make more money than most people my age do
Feelsgoodman

This actually works, though.

>offer every prof at local university volunteer work
>offered a job
>one prof I turned down offers to get lunch with me to talk about his research
>the prof I am now working for and the one who wants to do lunch both offer student research scholarships

Offering to do free work and actually doing it are two different things, OP.

Doing internship/volunteer work is nice for the experience, but some people are really struggling to get some money and can't afford to be using up their free time for work with no pay. Rather work right away and get the money to afford living expenses then work for free and rely on someone else's income for the time being.

>>37589232
Post yours to keep the thread bumped while others fill theirs out op

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>>37589232
Here's mine, original bump

>>37589232
>not posting his to keep the thread bumped
Have you not made one yet, op?

>birds shitting on your head is good luck
Is it true?

We missed out on teen love, but those who didn't will miss out post-adolescent sexual discovery. We lose something common, but gain something rare in return.

>didn't miss out on anything
>If any females find out you haven't dated or lost your virginity she's going to pass.

I wish you nothing but a slow painful death.
>micropenis reporting in

>>37587256
>tfw born with a micropenis
>it's my mom's fault for using so many (((beauty products)))

She literally injected my fetus with artificial estrogen (xenoestrogen) that completely cucked my genetics.

I fucking hate women, they ruined my entire life.

>>37587256
I'm sitting at 8.5 inches and 7.2 girth whats funny I was always paranoid thinking my dick was to small because limp its hardly there. That being said I use to get laid just for having a big dick it was great

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4wsSip-syt4
Someone help

Bumping with some lo-fi beats
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WC93up4bhMc

Half litre bottle by Morning Parade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGoN6BIYyu0

Same thing with me and McDonald's desu

Minimum wage jobs are truly the future of /r9k/

now you can get a wife and provide for your family

Are you Cap1 or 2, anon?
Also, capitalize on pathway time. Just bring a phone or handheld gaming device and play it while you watch 20minute+ videos on how not to be a total idiot. Once you finish them all, you get a raise.

Worked Cap2 at walmart for 6months, now I work at Target.