I'll be homeless tomorrow.
Anybody fucking know any good shelters in Florida?
Or maybe can help end my suffering ifyouknowhatImean?
I'm too pussy to do something painful but if you have a tier2 archery weapon I can borrow it will help ifyouknowhatImean.
florida is too wild to sleep outside as a homeless man
are you sure you don't have relatives or friends? whom you could ask to stay with?
If don't just ask some hobos man and move out to another city i guess ,if you have an ID or documents take them with you
>tfw you will never know what it's like to feel up a cute girl's firm, round, well-shaped supple ass
I just want this experience once.
been a long time since the last one
women should not even be considered human, they are like pets at best.
>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch or dinner
>girl cashier begins to notice me
>Go in tonight
>She says "Hey you! Getting the usual"?
>seems like she likes me
>She always has a Disney World pin on her shirt
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for the both of us and surprise her? Give me advice bros
I'm guessing this is bait.
But in the event that it is not, no, absolutely no. You should not jump so far into the deep end, at the very most, gift her another Disney related pin and ask for her number.
I'm so alone that I chadfish on Tinder so I can have someone to talk to. How about you fellows?
IDEAL BOYFRIEND THREAD
I stole this but I'm sure it applies to other people's ideal bf too
>Size doesn't matter anon, it's how you use it.
post in here to keep r9k clutter free and appease
the mods so they may allow discordthreads again
>post name of your discord
>say something nice about your discord
>tfw i got banned from 3 discords for posting chubby porn
I'm not sorry
slow but steady chat, welcoming atmosphere overall
Why are fat pussies so much more visually appealing than smaller ones?
Cause they're mature and ready to be BRED.
Tfw fat but not even a landwhale. What does this mean
i just want someone to talk to.
can you people reply to this thread so i can feel like i have friends?
>"Just offer to work for free, Anon. It shows you're enthusiastic!"
>tfw got into a field desperate for people to go into
>tfw doing something you actually enjoy
>tfw internships are nonexistent here
>tfw make more money than most people my age do
This actually works, though.
>offer every prof at local university volunteer work
>offered a job
>one prof I turned down offers to get lunch with me to talk about his research
>the prof I am now working for and the one who wants to do lunch both offer student research scholarships
Offering to do free work and actually doing it are two different things, OP.
Doing internship/volunteer work is nice for the experience, but some people are really struggling to get some money and can't afford to be using up their free time for work with no pay. Rather work right away and get the money to afford living expenses then work for free and rely on someone else's income for the time being.
Can we get one of these chart threads please. Template is pic related, let's try to find someone for someone. If one couple comes out of this then it's been a success.
This is an opportunity for other robots to meet other robots, please don't remove mods.
>Teen love was nothing, dude. You didn't miss out on anything.
Is it true?
>tfw 7.5 x 5.5 dong
>tfw I'm known as ' the guy with the big dick'
>tfw I show it to a woman and she says 'wow' or 'oh my god, it's so big'
>tfw born with a micropenis
>it's my mom's fault for using so many (((beauty products)))
She literally injected my fetus with artificial estrogen (xenoestrogen) that completely cucked my genetics.
I fucking hate women, they ruined my entire life.
I'm sitting at 8.5 inches and 7.2 girth whats funny I was always paranoid thinking my dick was to small because limp its hardly there. That being said I use to get laid just for having a big dick it was great