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How to fuck sluts though?

>>37803941

>step 1: talk to sluts

You can figure the rest out from there.

>>37803941
Get them drunk. They are usually drunk anyways

>>37803733
Because Interlingua exists and it's a 1000x better.

>>37803733
Because I'm already creating my own language

>>37803733
Us robots should learn it to keep the normies out of our threads

Too similar to a swastika

why do they have 3 bearings on the outside? they are meant to be spun from the center right?

I thought it was pretty cool to see playground fads that weren't technology manage to make a comeback.

I miss my Yoyo

The same thing he got me for all my birthdays.

Fucking nothing.

a card

>>37803681
We aren't close

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>competitive overwatch
>playing a casual game competitively
>getting mad at a casual game
please consider suicide, friend

>>37803618
Not the point ese

Just start sleeping and stop playing that shitty game you fucking retard. Also go see a shrink. Rage breaking things from vidya is retarded and you show a terrible lack of self control. You'd get a complete meltdown from having to face real problems.

>>37803500
No, you don't even deserve her, faggot. She's too pure for a piece of shit like you, please fucking stab yourself and die in a lake of blood

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>>37803500
She doesn't want your shitty mana

>>37804159
I know of no lakes filled with blood, so I cannot fulfill your request. It might please you to know that I will be taking my life in a lake though

>>37803489
>watermark
>promotion
>we robots
Could you sound more like a shill if you tried? Saged, of course. No one else respond to this thread unless you support literal cuck spam.

>>37803489
>how can i get this premium fap without paying for this

t. balack man

Why does Jewish women exclusively have sex with black men now? Why have they completely and overwhelming abandoned us Jewish men?

don't post Nazis

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>>37803383
Nah. I like the way my NEET kingdom looks

Why? Nobody ever sees it except me.

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>make new friends.
>Never contact me unless they need something from me.
>They never text me unless i start texting them.

Are they even considered friends?
My hatred cannot be put into words.

Because you are a fucking fag anon

>>37803382
>Why do I do this?

You're a faggot scumbag. KYS bitch

Canadians are autistic enough, so does that mean we are guaranteed autism?

haha IM LE AUTISTIC HAHA IM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HAHA
sorry mom i cant go out and get a job or gf because i have a special syndrome that million of other people on the internet have too!

>>37803313
As long as you don't get a four or something, you should be fine.

>This lazy ass NEET nigger can't even b8 correctly
McDonalds is pay first then food is made.

>>37803286
mabye that is why he was fired

>>37803286
as someone who worked at mickey d's in the past i can say that if the restaurant isnt a total disaster or just extremely busy, your food is already being made the second you say your order, even before you pay for it. Managers pushed us to make the food as soon as it comes up on screen to make times go down. This isnt rare and OP just be thankful you're out of there because McDonalds is pretty much as shitty as it gets when it comes to jobs.

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Ploprof is gay

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>>37803262
guilded is shit get on my level fag

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Join my trap discord

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>>37803170
I miss the winter so much.
Melancholy is one of the best emotions you can feel imo.

Sometimes its the only thing that makes me feel human

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>>37803300
i miss winter, i miss my friend, i am afraid to die, i'm afraid to be old and alone.

>>37803170
Oh hey, Wong Kar-Wai with Grouper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tduL-cxfuMQ

I've always like this version with DJ Shadow. I think it really fits with the tone of his films.

My hobby is being the most boring and bored person in the world

>>37803116
painting and writing.

>>37803605
you couldnt start learning something?

>>37803023
U can turn it around buddy

Just suck cock for money

May I see a pic of you?

Are you a trap? If ur not im leaving this thread