MBTI hookup thread
ENTP male looking for ENTP female
I come from a good family, I'm a good fuck, and we can bicker about nothing for an hour then cuddle and watch a movie together
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INTP male looking for any female.
I come from a decent family, not a virgin, and we can talk about philosophy for an hour and then people watch together.
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Are you sure a woman with the same MBTI result as yours is the best match?
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>>38654927
100% thinking ISTP here. What type is best for me?
Every human being on this planet is searching for an everlasting gratification. Something that will bring endless satisfaction until we die. It is the pursuit of pleasure born of desire that keeps us all going. However pleasure cannot exist without pain and desire cannot exist without disappointment. That is if you desire, you also suffer. So the search for an everlasting fulfillment is futile because no such thing exists. The human psyche is never satisfied; it was born of evolutionary survival after all. And survival is a competition that doesn't end.
If one realizes these things then you naturally ask what is it all about? What is this thing called life? And what does it mean to be human?
To answer these questions we'll pose one more question. What is the difference between existing and being?
To exist you must survive. But to be you don't have to do anything.
We all think we are in control of ourselves. We are always choosing, judging, deciding and acting. We think that 'we' are doing this, but who is the 'we'?
Is the experiencer of thought in control of thought? How can the controller be the controlled? Obviously he can't be, but we like to think otherwise. The person that you think you are, who you call the controller, is in fact the controlled. So you are not a controller at all, you have no say in the matter. You are a cart riding the rails of life and you have no say in where the cart goes, only the rails get to choose that.
But you say I must be more than this. You believe in a higher or lower self, but all of those are creations of thought. And thought is yourself. You cannot be your own creation because your creation is always a part of you, not the whole you.
The only way to know exactly what you are on the whole is to stop existing and just be. Existence is a struggle while being requires no effort. Is there an action which requires no expenditure of energy?
If anyone is interested we can go into this and you can find out who you are for real.
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>autism: the book
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>Just bee yourself
GEE THANKS OPIE
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>>38654960
I'm not saying that at all. The ego is an illusion. I'm just looking for fellow truth seekers. I'd like to try and show them the light that they seek.
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How /r9k/ learned to stop worrying and love their small cock 2017-07-27 07:15:39 Post No.38654849
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How /r9k/ learned to stop worrying and love their small cock
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What concerns you robots about having a smaller dick?
Literally no women beyond whores even care if you're not at least average.
Pic related.
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It doesn't matter because no one's gonna see it anytime soon
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>anything below 7"
I am laughing at you dicklets. No amount of convincing yourselves will make a woman love your small dick.
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>>38654849
Imma gonna need the sauce mane.
Give a link
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Should I stay in the friend zone or cut off relations?
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>>38654842
You won't really get a good answer here, it would have been better if you asked in >>>/adv/
Still though, what's the sittuation like?
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it depends. do you like her as a friend or were you just trying to get close to her for some pussy?
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>>38654842
I'm >>38655870
bump
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Anyone here /costco food court/
What's your favorite thing to order?
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Their pizza is amazing. I buy full pepperoni and sausage pizza every once in a while. It's only $10 and is enough food to last me for 3 days.
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>>38654841
Chicken bake and a mocha. Those things are massive
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>>38654841
Small, edible children.
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weed turns you gay because you realize that there isn't a difference between gender
men are just girls with infinitely deeper social depth
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Pussy tits and ass
Feminine smells
Feminine voice
Take a harder drug because Weed is for retards
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Men like to discuss ideas and concepts
Women like to discuss people and themselves
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>>38654751
Or maybe you were already a faggot and now that you realize it you need something else to blame it on.
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For me, it's the McChicken -
The best fast food sandwich.
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The past few times I've eaten a McChicken sandwich, I had painful liquid shit the next day. They are pretty tasty though.
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>>38654694
McChicken-tan a cute
CUTE
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I once had KFC at a birthday party.
It smelled like a roasting tin that hadn't been cleaned and tasted of grease.
That as the only time I ever ate "fast food". I've never even been in a beefburger bar like McDonalds.
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im so sick of being alone. I want a job but im so fucking scared of working a 9-5 every day until I die living a shit life as a poor person.
I don't know if I wanna go to college or focus on my career in music all the way. I don't know if college is worth the effort or what to do.
I want a girlfriend a nice girl that isnt a crazy partying slut. Someone who hangs out playing video games and not with tons of guy friends
I want friends and not peoplke who i think or feel like use me and are dickheads to me
I want everything i have nothing
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Welcome to the club, friendo. When was the last time you had a wholesome conversation with someone?
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>>38654685
does cracking jokes about random shit count? If not then never
as far as long term goes friends are the lowest thing on that list but i would like some now to stay healthy
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>>38654693
I have a hard time believing that. You didn't have someone you went to on a regular basis growing up in school? How old are you?
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so who's eagerly anticipating the shitshow that will be millenial women turning 30?
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>>38654663
Millenial women have already been turning 30; 1982 is the beginning of the generation.
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orginalillilalo
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Millenial is a really broad term for people who were born around the 2000s or who "came of age" (became an adult) around 2000. So many millenials are already in their late 30s.
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Fridgebro 2017:The Revival
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Had an actual , serious conversation about doing the right thing. Also the " just drink it" comment elicited my first emotional outburst toward any anon...ever...
Also
From the MetaVerse to YOU FridgeBro:
FridgeBrooooooooooooo!!!!! Where are you??????
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I am pretty sure a mod reported him to social services.
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He had a thread a few weeks ago
Basically his landlord wanted tens of thousands in damages so he bailed.
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>>38654630
Jesus fucking Christ
How the fuck do you let it get this bad?
Fridgebro has some fucking issues
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Hi /r9k/, this is a review of Yume Nikki.
This game is a very odd "walking simulator" made in RPG Maker, despite not having any RPG elements. It's even impossible to die. The objective of the game is to guide Madotsuki through her dreams and collect 24 elements, objects that give her abilities. Some of the effects however do absolutely nothing but provide a cosmetic change. There isn't any more story and the gameplay itself is very barebones, you just walk and interact with some objects. Sometimes you might have to use an effect to access a pathway. Overall, this game isn't bad, and its strong suit comes in its exploration. There are a lot of things to see and a lot of events to activate via exploration. None of which are necessary for completion of the game. Unfortunately, Yume Nikki's level design is a crime. Most areas are just scrolling backgrounds with objects scattered about the ground. This gets tiring and considering that the game is so exploration-based, it really hurts the game. The best and most memorable areas in the game are the ones that are fleshed out and fully designed. Especially considering that the game is supposed to be about exploring dreams. Personally, most of my dreams explore areas I'm familiar with, not random barren areas with floating images in the background. In all, it's a decent game, but I'd heavily recommend the fan sequel, Yume 2kki, as it has more fleshed out level design, truly making it much more fun and entertaining to explore the locations.
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There's an official manga, but it involves an alien invasion turning the Japanese population into aliens.
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Review one of your reviews next
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UBOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how the FUCK is this still not original?
>mfw my brother trusted jews and they gave him n bombs. He overdosed and died.
>mfw my ex was the first and only girl i had sex with but she was only using me for money
>mfw i try to talk to girls but they ignore me. Not a single girl has showed even a bit of interest.
>mfw i unironically blame the jews for my clinical memepression.
I am crying and want to die, help me through the night
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Also i should note that it was a fucking kike that basically killed my brother. He didn't even serve jail time because of (((good samaritan))) laws. The jewish rat waited 20 minutes while my brother was dying before calling the police. That is how i was diagnosed with memepression
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>>38654631
>jew meme
Good riddance. You and your brother are scum
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>>38654558
Have you considered not being a push over faggot
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kind of a random question, what kind of force do you use when pressing a button?
>a gentle press
>a light tap
>smashing it
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searching for porn with lube hands
>a gentle press
typing normally on 4chan or other sites
>a light tap
raging at teammates in league
>smashing it
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>>38654488
Usually I press buttons all the way down firmly as far down as they go, but not so quickly so that I am smashing it.
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>>38654488
For melee i smash that hoe but ive been trying to play softer for endurance
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if you were going to rape someone how would you do it. It's a fantasy of mine but I would never actually act on it. I was thinking something like inviting them over and mixing sleeping pills with their drink and then they'd never even know about it. Bonus points if you don't get caught.
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>and then they'd never even know about it.
How do you know they wouldn't.
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Nigga you need help, seek therapy.
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>>38654467
Well, I'd probably kill her, for starters, so she won't cry for help. Than I'd take her home, have a dinner with her, tell her about myself, open a bottle of wine.
Then we fuck, and I'd cut her body to pieces and put into refriger>>38654976
ator.
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>boyfriend listens to music without lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJugvPrS3w
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ITS YOU AGAIN WHAT A TREAT
fucking kill me watch this obvious bait get a bunch of earnest responses from a bunch of clueless retards like all bait threads on this board
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how do you not get bored from listening to long 5+ minute songs that have no lyrics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSWxwwUYkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vthig-LH7Mk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2sNKoirQIo
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>>38654532
Sometimes it is nice to reply to bait to see what OP has to offer