Enjoying your last day of freedom, waggie?
ready for 5 more days of hard work?
I know I am, it's my birthday tomorrow and some of my friends invited me to the pub, just gonna relax and have some beers with my fellow neet's
man I'm glad I don't have to spend my birthday slaveing around under the hot sun while my (((boss))) gets all the money.
I now live in a grandparents house. I pay them 500 of local currency for bills, food and "rent", despite them saying I don't need to. With my savings I could go on like this for the next 3 years.
I have a job offer, I need to answer them tomorrow morning, but working full time is such a bullshit. I used to earn 2500/month, which is a little above minimum wage, I was spending 800 for rent and bills, 400 for food, and up to 200 for everything else (games, concerts, phone, etc.). Simple frugal life I could enjoy. I was able save 1000, and I don't know what for, if I could I would work 1/2, but that wasn't possible.
In here I can enjoy cycling, hiking, I work in my grandparents garden, I play games, watch anime, read and I'm just happy.
I wonder if there is a way to earn some money without going full time, I find it hard because everyone has to have everything on paper, interviews, official recruitments. I wonder if I could teach myself some profession, which could give me some money without going full time.
>>38256965
>I wonder if there is a way to earn some money without going full time
What do you call those jobs were you just work as a replacement for someone? anyone those jobs pay much more hourly than having a full time job.
2 years ago I worker for 1 month in one of the replacement jobs and was able to sustain myself for an entire year with the money I made, and that was without neetbux
>>38256965
I live in a rent house. Don't have a job. Work Online. The total basic cost that includes rent and utility bills is about 150USD and 150USD other expenses. Total 300USD per month cost for me.
t. Third world country NEET
>finally work up enough courage to try and ask a girl out
>she says yes
>im a complete mess, but she says its cute
>she keeps laughing at my jokes even when im not trying to be funny
>she holds my hand and holds me close while walking to the movie theater
>she keeps touching me, making me uncomfortable
>we see spiderman, share a popcorn, she hogs the tub the entire time
>she grabs my hand and puts it on her inner thigh, "It's ok Anon, you can touch me back."
>red in the face with embarassment and ringing in my ears the entire time
>she drags me back to her place
>she goes on to say again how cute I am acting, being all shy and bashful as she starts kissing me
>i push her off and stutter out the words "I'd ra-ra-rather take i-it slow, I want my f-first time to be special"
>she becomes visibly angry and tells me to fuck off and leave
>yells faggot from her balcony as I drive home in tears
why are women like this? my virginity is something precious to me, I've gone this long and remained pure, I just want someone else to cherish the moment with me, not berate me for being a virgin
>>38256503
A true robot is a true faggot
Things that never happened thread, my favorite kind!
You just called her not special after she tried her best for you, you are a faggot.
Anyone ever done Ayahuasca?
Thinking of doing it in the near future.
Experiences?
What was it like?
>>38256425
Just stick to mescaline, I think you have to prepare Ayahuasca a certain way like a recipe because its poisonous if consumed improperly. I think you also are in danger of going too far outside of reality potentially for awhile. Ive read experiences of people going to camps where Shamans administer the substance
>>38256633
I will do it with guidance and someone watching over me.
This person is experienced in hosting these trips.
I've done it 3 times, but never to the point of losing a grip on reality. Once with weed and two times by itself. From the way it seems, if you want to trip hard you're going to wind up throwing up
Chad is fucking stacy RIGHT NOW while you stare at pictures of cartoon frogs and crying anime girls
>>38256375
i just wish i could tlak to girls without breaking out in sweats and feeling the urge to vomit. i ve had a few girls like me and every time the fact im a boring sperg ruins my chances
>>38256375
Don't worry I'm about to install bioshock and then I'll be playing games!!!
>>38256375
Yes, yes... With 7.5 billion people on Earth, just about anything you can think of is happening RIGHT NOW, and I don't care about most of it, including Chads and Stacies.
>tfw depressed because I don't have piles of money and the freedom that comes with that
>>38256357
just dont be a lazy faggot and work your ass off for 50 years and then you can retire on all the cash you'll have made amirighte XD
>>38256394
murder yourself you subhuman, low iq cretin
>>38256357
"It's called 'working for a living,' Champ."
"Champ, your mother and I think it's time you went outside more and got a job. I'm taking you to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. Get dressed. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job."
>>38256168
It is though if you are handsome and have a masters in something relevant and aren't socially awkward and they have a job opening.
>>38256168
>It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job
Anyone who actually thinks this is a moron and probably hasn't looked for a job in many years.
>>38256201
"Only quitters make excuses, Champ, and I didn't raise a quitter. Now I'm taking you around town to look for a job, like it or not. What've you got to lose? All you need to do is speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."
>Parents yelling at me again
>Slam door in anger
>Force from the slam causes the door to bounce back open
>Hear faint laughter coming from downstairs
EVERYFUCKINGTIME
it not laughter its your mother crying
>>38256092
"Champ, your mother and I have been getting worried about you. We think it'd help if you went outside more and got a job. I'm taking you to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job."
>tfw you realize that people have impressions of you when you're upset that they do in private
>be black
>found out today that two of my white friends are nazis
What do I do?
>>38256073
drink bleach before they burn you,fuckin nigger
>>38256073
>is black
>has nazi friends
FUCKING BASED XD
I am a nazi and my gf is black just ask them about raceplay
daily reminder that its not Chad who is taking your gfs its Tyrone. So are you going to start working out and get a job to find yourself a mate or are you gonna take HRT and become Tryone's little cum dump. Are you going to save your race? or are will you die out. Wacha gonna do white boi?
>>38255980
I twerk my big white boy butt at Tyrone and beg him to breed me like a bitch with his nigger seed. I can save the white race if I lure enough Tyrones.
>>38256100
lol keep turning niggas gay so they don't have kids and die of aids. god speed.
When misterobvious cums, he says "Eeeeeeeeexplosion!"
I don't want to be alive no more
I just wanna die today
>>38255851
Helium is your friend
same
orgigjnal
Do you shit naked? I take my pants off and shit with my t shirt on I was discussing with my friend and he said he takes his shirt off to poo as well is that normal?
>>38255825
No, you and your friends are weird. It's not normal at all for adults to get half or full naked when pooing.
I take my shirt off but people think I'm weird for it.
>>38255825
>Do you shit naked?
Usually yes.
how does /r9k/ deal with crippling depression?
>>38255794
By remembering that I can always kill myself
>>38255933
dubs of truth.
what's stops you from killing yourself?
>>38255794
You don't. It just festers inside forever.
I can't wait to see what famous black guys Kylie and Kendall Jenner will marry and make sechs tapes with :3
>white men have been racemixing with nonwhite women for centuries
>white women finally start doing the same thing and whites impotently rageand shoot up churchesas a result
Fucking loving it, to be desu my fampais
>>38255786
>Stevie Wonder
>I can't wait to see
>>38255786
>Kylie and Kendall Jenner
Literally who?
>You just have to give up looking and stop caring about a gf and you'll get one, Anon
I mean, you've gotta replace that with something or else you'll just be an empty husk.
>>38255756
>Having kids is a wonderful idea!
>Just be yourself
>Words can never hurt you
>tfw they not only can hurt you, they can hurt you really bad
well, i got a new dealer, and he's coming soon with my weed, gonna grab a soda at the store while i get it, what are you guys doing
>>38255735
waiting for my weedman. $20 for 5 gs, pretty good deal 2bh
I stopped smoking weed because I'm going to uni. It's a memory killer. I miss it dearly tho
>>38255735
>tfw too autismo to find a dealer myself
>tfw too beta to ask friends because i'm scared of being annoying