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What was your most shameful moment?
>all night grad party
>having great time
>final event of the night
>hypnostist guy
>purple shirt and twirley moustache
>starts calling up kids to hypnotise them
>oh shit its actually working
>few minutes pass
>main event begins
>chooses a bunch of kids to sit in a line of chairs
>picks my sophmore oneitis that I thought I got over
>for some reason Waluigi made the sit order boy girl boy girl
>oneitis is seated right next to a chad and a tyrone
>fug.jpg
>first act had them all fall asleep
>she instantly falls on chads thigh
>upon seeing that,start to get internaly hurt
>fuck, why does that hurt to watch?
>I was over her goddammit.
>every single act ended with them being put to sleep
>she kept collapsing on either tyrone or chad every time
>everytime in cuddle or lewd positions
>doom paul starts going through my mind
>start to feel regret over every decision I made in highschool
>litterly feel soul ripping in two
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Oh, Waluigi the Hypnotist was just getting started.
>next act was hyptnotising them into thinking the best smelling thing in the world was thier shoes
>they all take off thier shoes and deeply inhale them
>then he tells them that their neighbors armpits are the best smelling thing in the world
>my fucking face when one of the last sights I see of my highschool oneitis is her getting double teamed in a armpit snorting interracial orgy
When I got home,I showered for an hour,stared at a ceiling for an hour, and came to the conclusion that whole event was an act of God to remind me how much of a defective loser I am.
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Hey, robots.
On May 2, 1878, a spark ignited airborne flour dust within the Washburn "A" Mill, creating an explosion that demolished the Washburn A and killed 18 workers instantly.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Do you have a bag of flour?
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>yo anon why are you always avoiding eye contact with me?
is this a question normals actually ask? do people think that because you're looking at something else, you're intentionally avoiding them?
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No I've never been asked that in my 27 years.
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>Order 3 dinners from Chinese take out
>They only gave me one 4chan cookie.
They knew I was going to eat them all myself.
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This is making me laugh way too much hahahahaha
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>>37674457
holy shit I've been on this site since 2006 and I had never realized that 4chan is pronounced as fortune
holy shit i'm retarded
holy shit that's whythere's a 4 leaf trebol
shit
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>>37674503
originally what the original fuck
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this years E3 is shit
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>discover r9k in 2015
>pretty chill place to chat with people in a similar situation to me
>drop it because it isn't good for my mental health
>come back recently
>a quarter of the board that couldn't fuck bitches LITERALLY became the bitches in a desperate hope to get fucked kek
>another quarter jerks off and fantasizes about fucking men in wigs w/feminine bodies because their mind is so fucked that they can't imagine being with a woman that it does a complete 180 into trap land
You literally CAN'T make this shit up. THIS IS AS FUCKING ORIGINAL AS IT GETS SON
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There are people out there who believe that,
1. Being born in the right, well functioning, balanced family
2. Being born into the right socio-economic status
is not what matters to not be eternally doomed to die alone and never be happy, at least without working yourself to shreds.
Prove to me that this luck is not what truly matters for you to not constantly be in a state of just fuck my shit up, in any way.
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Me at 18
>No bank account, no job, depressed loner in HS, poor family (no doctors or lawyers. Most professionally accomplished person is either me or my sister who is a nurse), self-harm, suicidal ideation, no friends, live with mom
Me at 25
>Bank account, legal career ($45K), notable professional/social connections, college graduate, going to law school in August, living with roommate
I worked hard, always enough to stand out among my peers, but not exactly to shreds. My standard is that my minimal level of performance must be only slightly greater than average, although obviously I prefer far greater (and sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not).
If I was ever in shreds, it was at 18, not now. Don't give up.
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hey robots, where do you live? I'm trying to figure out where I want to live after I get out of the hell that is the Poconos. Shitty people, shitty roads, no where to go, and I don't do drugs so that's most of the fun knocked out.
I want to get a nice(ish) car at some point so I would like a place with a nice infrastructure.
I also love being able to go out late at night and walk around while enjoying dimly lit areas, like a metropolitan kinda area.
Any ideas? I can give more information on what I like need be and I'd like to hear where you guys live.
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bamping originalloli
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Hello?
>i wish i was a little bit taller
>i wish i was a baller
>i wish i had a girl who look good, i would call her
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Do you think you will ever find a partner in your life?
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>>37674051
>ITT: OP and faggots wallow in self pitt
You ain't gettin no partners if you dominate put yourself out there.
No chance for you to be discovered and asked out if you exist in the confines of your psyche.
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>>37674051
No. I'm not looking for one.
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Definitely not a real one. Maybe I can make a brain demon who can satisfy my sexual urges or have friends with benefits to compensate for not having a partner.
>pooped my pants while working
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aahahahahah nigga how the fuck
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Are there any Jungheads on this board? You guys are always talking about the four letters and peterson.
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>leave first floor library because there are roasties laughing and talking loudly
>leave 3rd floor because chinese exchange students have random outbursts where they say something incoherent in the middle of reading
>they all have their shoes off and are sitting indian style in the chairs
>go on 4th floor
>mexican housekeeper is rolling around this big cart full od cleaning supplies and its making lits if noise
Im gonna make columbine look like a fuckubg joke if i dont get some fucking peace and quiet
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I kinda need some help
I feel like my partner doesn't love me
So I've been dating my partner for a month, he is 19 I'm 18. When we first met we talked about our pasts and had a really personal convo about his mothers death, my abuse ect ect. We met up and fell in love and we started dating about 3 days later. Now my trouble is I feel like he doesn't love me and is using me. I'm a virgin and he is my first for everything ( kissing and sexual things) I feel like he's using me because like he said maybe for me to go back to his house and he didn't call me last night because his dad was pressuring him to study since he was out the whole weekend. Anyway he does things to show he loves me like he says that he wants to live with me and he said he doesn't want to do 'stuff' yet and that he wants to make me feel good. He also helps me when I feel depressed and goes out of his way to talk to me but still I feel like he doesn't love me... What do I do??
I met his dad aswell and he has met my mum, and he says he wants to introduce me to his friends aswell, I also asked him to cut his hair and he did it. He constantly calls me sexy, beautiful and cute but i don't know does he
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Honestly, probably not. Men are shitty. I'd know because i am one, and most of the people i know are men.
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>>37673738
You sound really needy. Give the guy a fucking break.
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>>37673738
>he didn't call me last night because his dad was pressuring him to study
You said he goes out of his way to console you, and compliments you often. He hasn't refrained from all sexual activities.
He's a human with needs, and one of his needs is studying so he doesn't get in a situation where he's too backed up with work to do anything with you at all.
It's odd that you met and started dating at three days. Though, my grandfather asked my grandmother to marry him on their first or second date, and she said 'yes'. They lived together the rest of their lives in full faith, love, and devotion, until my grandfather's ultimate death. 60, almost 70-something years of marriage, I think. Maybe more.
You're relying too much on him to hold you up, to the point that even the tiniest thing will put you off. Examine your behavior and thoughts when you start feeling like this to realize this all more closely.
Be grateful you have this opportunity. Don't let your insecurity fuck it up.
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