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>>38224319
>Minutes before that I made her pose nude for the photographs. She'll do anything I want, I just have to ask.

Post pics of her asshole please.

>>38224319
Don't come back scum.
You gave up wizardry to nut in a warm wet hole for 5 seconds.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>38224319
Did you censor her arms because she has super identifying tattoos? Also can you make her do an ahegao face or any funny face? She's a qt

sure anon :-)
i will be your e gf!!!

>>38224314
God she's cute, would date and listen to old albums with.

>>38224323
a-are you a real girl?
how can i contact you?

>>38224285
screenplays, poetry, folk music, etc. only shown screenplays so far. what about you?

>>38224341
Plays and shitty book ideas I never finish. One day I will publish. Just not today..

>>38224285
>>38224285
i don't get it he likes nine inch nails but dislikes trent

hazel, isn't it obvious?

>>38224377
This is an eye appreciation thread you dumb brownie

>>38224415
I am part of the blue master race thank you very much

You made this thread yesterday except the girl was black. Stop making these threads please.

Anons don't give a repeat poster like this replies for the happiness of everyones /r9k/ experience. Thank you.

wtf man, why is it a problem is she's thai?

>>38224237
If she looks like that then marry her asap, holy shit what a hottie

I've seen this pic here and there, is there any solid evidence that it's her kid?

>>38224144
Here's a reply because I pity you.

>>38224171

look at the coon nose

>>38224143
Unironically kill yourself originally

Men can easily physically overpower women. Therefore men are superior.

Why are there so few blonde Dominatrixes?

>>38224127
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

>>38224381
I'm awfully perplexed at this moment, oh yes, that would be so.

>>38224454
Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree

Banana man, me want a ton
Gimme double and a bonus one
Gimme more for all my friends
Dis banana flow will never end

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you

Tonight we dance around de flame
Then we get to play de spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud

All de songbirds in de tree
Chant a tune to let de spirits free
Then we see them in de night
Spirits jumping by de firelight

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you

Look you, you too uptight you know
You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all de time
Fly away from city on de run
Try to make a little fun

Look you, come to de bungalow
African't you tell me told you so
Don't you love de bumping of de drum
Make you shake until de bum go numb
Let de bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop

Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you ever do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke
And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man
Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan

Bungalay, bungalow
Make up your mind and tell me no

Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early
And you may wonder why

Tomorrow morning on de plane
No banana make you go insane
Floating back to busy town
No banana make you want to frown

sage

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>>38224107
women like accessories it doesn't mean anything
>inb4 blackbelt

>>38224107
it means that they give good sucks

>>38224107
Every future cumslut uses this or used it before

Because attractive people think ugly people have it easy like them so they tell them to jus be urself

>>38224023
reminds me of the acid splash threads

>>38224023

Because it's partially true.

>stereotypes exist for a reason.

ever hear that saying? Of course you have. But unless you see it for yourself, it seems like an awfully long stretch of imagination.

>sometimes there is no solution.

That's true for a lot of things, anon.

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I bet you see her every night, Anon

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>>38224072
>implying shes not a virgin
I can guarantee shes a virgin, you're just jelous

>"T-thanks, sweetie. Now, give me $500."
>"Sure cutie-pie."
>"Now if you excuse me, I'm going to see my 'friend'."
>"Have fun you crazy kids."

idk maybe get it online.

>>38224012
>My fucking weed guy flaked and now I only have maybe half a tablespoon of cannabutter that is probably 4 months old. To make matters worse if I really can't wait for him to get back to me (he doesn't flake often) the only other person I know who will sell me weed, some ghetto black guy who hangs out in front of my grocery store, sells the shittiest quality I have ever had in my life (takes me a full 3 bowls to even start to get high).

hit up craigslist, m8e

Do something enjoyable other than wasting sizable portions of money on extremely temporary enjoyment.

please be real

Realerino

What kind of device are you posting this from?

>>38224020
my laptop desu

LARP LARP LARP Philippines Philippines

man your life must suck op lmao

>>38223881
Whatever.
>>38223897
Oh, how was this deduced? It really doesn't by any means as a matter of fact it's constantly improving.

>>38223792
there are ay lmaos for sure but we won't see them in our lifetime

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Some type II civilizations that harvest stars. Many primitive beings like us for sure.

>>38223832
what do you think aliens would look like? lol instead of short hairless and quiet theyre actually like 4'11, 900 lbs of lard and hairy that eat shit or something