How can I get girls to let me rub oil on them?
Why are women so fucking dumb? Are they that dumb to where they want early skin damage and skin cancer?
robot channels/rabbit holes you've stumbled into... whatever... I dunno em.. fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv6VjphckJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvPRdf50aCs
WARNING: disturbing and sad shit ahead.
>>38256438
Lost at the pic. Fuck your video
>tfw you are so degenerate that you browse even trap threads in public transport when people watches ur screen
I wonder what they think
>>38256327
They probably don't care.
Nobody ever cares.
Have you people actually fallen for the m.a.n.l.e.t meme? Fucking hell my friends are not even attractive and they get girls all around them. Just find a short girl jesus
>>38256282
>it's another ugly and fat guys get girlfriends all the time I've seen it episode even though I'm not attractive to men
young western women don't date ugly or unattractive guys.
>>38256317
Manlets. The word is manlets.
>dooming your progeny to a life of dwarf below manlet existence
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>>38256225
Im sorry, can you repeat the question?
I'm in love with the gurl that doesn't even know I live
Can't stop thinking about her, how to forget about her and stop these torments
pls help
>>38256219
Listen to sad music and cry. Then get over it. Women don't care man.
Come have a Sunday afternoon chat with us lads.
/Mbb8eQt
>final year at college
-girl from next door literally tells me she wants me to be her bf
-I got burned by women not too long ago, so I said women are no different than any other sensual object
-next week I meet her at uni and she asks if I had recovered from my depression to which I replied that I never was depressed
-never see her again
>at graduation
-girl from other class keeps looking at me
-I was still in recovery from past crush so I did nothing
-she changes look from sexy to angry
-never see her again
>meet old school mate
-both very excited to meet but I really hated my old life
-we talk then she suggest we exchange numbers, etc
-I tell her with a straight face I dont like hanging out with school mates
-she gets very angry
-never see her again
>go on a vacation to Turkey
-later receptionist chases me because I forgot something and gets VERY close to me
-I smiled but internally felt absolutely nothing as if i was made of stone
-see her next day, wave, she waves back but doesnt bother looking again after
-never see her again
>same vacation, this time on a trip with other ppl from my country
-a literal 10/10 dream girl I had always wanted keeps looking at me while on the boat
-I did nothing because I didnt want to get my hopes up and she was probably from another town so a long distance relationship would suck
-nothing bad happened and I never saw her again
>this girl at previous job always smiled at me when I entered her office. I never really liked her thou.
-get summoned at a meeting where boss discusses to all employees financial bs
-she smiles at me again from a distance but I just found out my current crush was a slut, so I accidentally made a 'Never happening' expression
-she starts avoiding me in the corridors and gets all sad when I walk by her
-never see her again
>>38256179
Do you seriously expect people to read through this entire shit?
tl;dr
>tfw this good looking man died a virgin
>>38256142
>he died for our sins
>he died for retribution
>he is us
>>38256142
He's not good looking. Raise your standards OP. Do better.
Let's have a comfy gf thread huh?
how can vanilla even compete?
Comment on other's voices (Some ideas listed below):
>Is it nasally?
>Is it deep?
>Is it high pitched?
>Is it soothing?
>What kind of accent does it sound like?
>What impression does it give?
>What does it remind you of?
>Is it sexy?
>Is it cute?
Or you can request others to record things if you'd like!
I'll start:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aeg4m1BMyo
I make beats and write rap lyrics to them. I wanna be a ghost writer someday cause i sound too white on the mic. Heres a phone rec i did a week or so ago:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07q7JjOn2kd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7a65lDMmZ
>>38481387
You've got a pretty soothing voice, anon! Could see that being fairly appropriate for books on tape or something like tthat!
>>38481514
The beat is a little overbearing, but I legit think you've got some alright flows. Liked a couple lines, too
>>38481670
Your voice sounds comfy, if that makes sense. Just a soft, pleasant sound
Here's me singing a Fleet Foxes song. Let me know what you anons think
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0prCKtu4RU4
Why do these people exist? Are you one of them?
How do i trick the mentally ill check ?
co-civil pilot job.
death anxiety, i just managed to withdraw from social anxiety.
>>38256102
Porn addict, no kinky shit. Farest was bdsm.
>>38256102
Just put on your best "I've learned my lesson, and I realize my thinking was rash, and thoughtful." Facade.
>>38256650
him here
no im actually postuling for a job here u frenchfag
where can you actually watch movies on the internet? feels like its there but im too stupid to find anything
>>38256005
popcorn time download that
https://popcorn-time.to/
primeag.to
https://watch32movies.co/
but mainly pop corn time