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My mother is literally Norma Bates

>overprotective
>explosive emotions
>borderline PD traits
>anxiety
>uses men for her benefit
No wonder I am the way I am. Still love her tho
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My aunt raised me and she was the same deal.

>borderline, histronic, and anti-social PDs
>emotions were intense but she usually turned icy
>explosions were rare but extremely violent
>not so much anxious as deeply paranoid
>hated men, except for me and her father

She's objectively evil and yet I still love her. C'est la vie.
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>>38257327
>implying not all moms are overly histrionic BPD ticking time bombs that are overly protective of you and would do anything to protect you
>mom is old 54
>I'm 20
>mom is not weird though
>lets me smoke weed in backyard with brother 18
>accidentally knock over pans for chimney
>pick it up
>put it back up
>put the thing that stands up to hold it on the carpet
>we have occasionally had it on both the carpet and the brick of the chimney
>she snaps because she asked why it was on the carpet and I said because it fell
>argue for no reason
>she occasionally shit talks me
>tell her to stop
>don't want to be loudly shit talked about to my brother it makes me really mad
>snaps at me
>I argue
>waste 38 minutes of my time
It's FUN old women are fucking weird what a surprise
>Mom also says weird shit about giving birth to me and how much she loves in me in overly emotional smotherings
>I cringe

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I just started taking this and i feel fucking amazing, anyone else have experience with AJ's products? At first I thought it was just a meme but did some research and decided to try it, I'm pretty glad I did desu. It's unironically a 360 win. I can fund the resistance and get high quality organic supplements
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How can I get girls to let me rub oil on them?
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Why are women so fucking dumb? Are they that dumb to where they want early skin damage and skin cancer?

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robot channels/rabbit holes you've stumbled into... whatever... I dunno em.. fuck it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv6VjphckJY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvPRdf50aCs

WARNING: disturbing and sad shit ahead.
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>>38256438
Lost at the pic. Fuck your video

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>tfw you are so degenerate that you browse even trap threads in public transport when people watches ur screen
I wonder what they think
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>>38256327
They probably don't care.
Nobody ever cares.

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Have you people actually fallen for the m.a.n.l.e.t meme? Fucking hell my friends are not even attractive and they get girls all around them. Just find a short girl jesus
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>>38256282
>it's another ugly and fat guys get girlfriends all the time I've seen it episode even though I'm not attractive to men

young western women don't date ugly or unattractive guys.
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>>38256317
Manlets. The word is manlets.
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>dooming your progeny to a life of dwarf below manlet existence

To decide whether or not abortion is wrong by popular vote, please fill out this survey:

https://strawpoll.com/y435y6xd
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>>38256225
Im sorry, can you repeat the question?

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I'm in love with the gurl that doesn't even know I live

Can't stop thinking about her, how to forget about her and stop these torments
pls help
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>>38256219

Listen to sad music and cry. Then get over it. Women don't care man.

Come have a Sunday afternoon chat with us lads.

/Mbb8eQt
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>final year at college
-girl from next door literally tells me she wants me to be her bf
-I got burned by women not too long ago, so I said women are no different than any other sensual object
-next week I meet her at uni and she asks if I had recovered from my depression to which I replied that I never was depressed
-never see her again

>at graduation
-girl from other class keeps looking at me
-I was still in recovery from past crush so I did nothing
-she changes look from sexy to angry
-never see her again

>meet old school mate
-both very excited to meet but I really hated my old life
-we talk then she suggest we exchange numbers, etc
-I tell her with a straight face I dont like hanging out with school mates
-she gets very angry
-never see her again

>go on a vacation to Turkey
-later receptionist chases me because I forgot something and gets VERY close to me
-I smiled but internally felt absolutely nothing as if i was made of stone
-see her next day, wave, she waves back but doesnt bother looking again after
-never see her again

>same vacation, this time on a trip with other ppl from my country
-a literal 10/10 dream girl I had always wanted keeps looking at me while on the boat
-I did nothing because I didnt want to get my hopes up and she was probably from another town so a long distance relationship would suck
-nothing bad happened and I never saw her again

>this girl at previous job always smiled at me when I entered her office. I never really liked her thou.
-get summoned at a meeting where boss discusses to all employees financial bs
-she smiles at me again from a distance but I just found out my current crush was a slut, so I accidentally made a 'Never happening' expression
-she starts avoiding me in the corridors and gets all sad when I walk by her
-never see her again
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>>38256179
Do you seriously expect people to read through this entire shit?
tl;dr

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>tfw this good looking man died a virgin
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>>38256142
>he died for our sins
>he died for retribution
>he is us
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>>38256142
He's not good looking. Raise your standards OP. Do better.

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Let's have a comfy gf thread huh?
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how can vanilla even compete?
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Comment on other's voices (Some ideas listed below):

>Is it nasally?
>Is it deep?
>Is it high pitched?
>Is it soothing?
>What kind of accent does it sound like?
>What impression does it give?
>What does it remind you of?
>Is it sexy?
>Is it cute?

Or you can request others to record things if you'd like!

I'll start:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aeg4m1BMyo
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I make beats and write rap lyrics to them. I wanna be a ghost writer someday cause i sound too white on the mic. Heres a phone rec i did a week or so ago:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07q7JjOn2kd
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7a65lDMmZ
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>>38481387
You've got a pretty soothing voice, anon! Could see that being fairly appropriate for books on tape or something like tthat!

>>38481514
The beat is a little overbearing, but I legit think you've got some alright flows. Liked a couple lines, too

>>38481670
Your voice sounds comfy, if that makes sense. Just a soft, pleasant sound

Here's me singing a Fleet Foxes song. Let me know what you anons think

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0prCKtu4RU4

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Why do these people exist? Are you one of them?
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