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>>38140793
The entire female gender will be put on death row.

No one who's born with female parts deserves to live and she must be killed immediately.
We will begin constructing death camps for all women and girls.
Instead of gas chambers though, we'll have ovens the size thereof. With every batch of women that arrives at the death camps, we shall strip them naked, line them all up in front of the oven and we will cram as many women and girls in their as possible and then roast them alive until they're ashes.
We will send out Transports into every city, every neighborhood and send militants into every last house to search for anything with a vagina.
Every female found in each and every household shall be captured, chained, and thrown onto the transports where they will be shipped off to the death camps where she will be put into the oven and burned alive.
I want the planet searched top to bottom and swept clean with no female left. Anyone harboring a female will be charged with treason and will serve life in prison.
We will also have chromosome monitors stationed at every block as well as checkpoints where every person will be scanned with chromosome detectors to make sure there are no females.

Once the female gender is finally wiped off the face of the earth, and every woman and girl is finally dead, the human race will finally have peace.

>>38140793
i do not think that that type of technology is possible yet and there will be tons of men and women that would try and stop you but that does sound like an interesting and surreal thing i want to see

>>38140793
>>38140821
Are you okay, anon?
oriiiiiiiiiiiginal

Stop seeking attention.
Grab pop's shotgun and finish what your classmates started.

>>38140833
this is the irony of self hate, they win.

You have to kill the normies to truly be fulfilled.

>>38140792
Oh wahh you were bullied! So hard for you!

You are probably one of those upper middle class fucks who has it easy sitting on your ass every day of your life never learning a fucking thing or getting any hobbies.

Kids are born addicted to crack with aids and are enslaved as fucking workers in 3rd world countries.

But hey, you obviously have it so hard never having to pick up a fucking finger.

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you give her the ol' one-two

chad does too

you always treat her well
she rides the cock carousel

you pay for all her meals
she rides the phallus-wheel

I only play single player mods. Brytenwalda is my current favourite. Excited for Bannerlord tho.

>>38140714
It's pretty good, but I stop playing because the game gets really boring when you steamroll everything with heavy cavalry.

>>38140714
probably one of my favorite games, the mod community is great too. im excited for bannerlord too, but i feel it will be nothing but a disappointment honestly

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>>38140529
>I want to get into cute girl clothes and masturbate all day long!
stop stealing your mother's clothes anon

what's your name anyways

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>>38140971
I'm not stealing. That wouldn't feel so good

Hurffr durff my 8in peniz sooooii good im so horny ,nnnnnnnnnn mmmm anony plz toych im soooo horny ;p and cyte lolz nnn

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Give me a quick rundown I'm not going to reddit.

>>38140501
>Guy says any woman could get laid in 12 hours, also denounces incels.
>Gets downvoted into oblivion and has people coming out of the woodworks either saying ugly guys can get laid super easy too or ugly women can't get laid without serious effort and risk

>linking to reddit

can you newfags a least mask your presence here christ

>>38140427
I would not date a guy, whether or not he's been with bisexuals.

>>38140427
All girls are bisexual
And I dont date virgins
So no

yes I would date a guy who is bisexual and has been with women

>>38140404
All of Reddit is for normies. If you like it so much, go back
>>>/r/eddit

>>38140404
There are persistent trends throughout reddit boards and inevitably every board that gets big enough gets enveloped by the larger collective, which very much does exist. I'm not about to praise any subreddit because I don't want more people to know it exists and to hasten its inevitable death. The only exception to this shit is heavily moderated places like askhistorians or askscience and they have to delete have the fucking comment section pretty much every thread.

>>38140713
youi're cancer if you sit around saying shit like that instead of going to infinity chan

His opinions are nothing special. I consider him more of a comedian, he can be pretty funny sometimes

Jesus, Fuck no. No one's opinions are worth listening to.

He's a whiny voiced blowhard faggot.

do you drive auto or manual? ive drove both but starting in a manual makes me nervous as fuck because i can stall

also what country bud

Be 30 and still don't drive. Other cars make me so nervous.

>Finally learn to drive
>Even buy a second hand shitbox car for $500
>It sits in the drive way because no where to go
>Only used it once to buy head phones
>Parents keep pressuring me to go out with friends
>Now need to run errands for them too

Don't learn bots, its a meme.

We're too tolerant of niggers, kikes, micks, and camelfuckers.

>>38140185

They pretend everything is fine... all the time. As if nothing is fucking wrong. They just smile, look fucking cute and ignore the goddamn problem.

We stopped the world's most progessive man in 1945

You okay OP? I hope you didnt get a watered down cup of joe.

>coffee
>not enjoying a monster energy drink

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>>38140670
We sippin boyos

Since I got no (You)s I'll greentext my fuckup from today to bump the thread
>go on break
>supposed to call a manager before hand if you're the only one in your department (which I am)
>don't
>get called down for customer service in the middle of my break
>call management to tell them I'm off rn
>manger asks why I didn't call it in
>tell him I didn't know I was supposed to
>he reminds me that I did on my last break
>start choking
>open up my mouth to speak but all that comes out is spaghetti
>tell him I forgot and hang up
I've been replaying this over and over in my head

>customer starts approaching you

Is there a worse feel?

>>38140113

Definitely. The only solution is to apply for autismbux. Also if you don't want to go through the lengthy stressful process of applying for autismbux, if you tell your employer of your medical diagnosis of Autism they legally can't fire you for your symptoms. You would of had to notify your employer of your diagnosis during interviewing and applying

But that's all really complicated and rather embarrassing isn't it? Much easier just to apply for autismbux and wait 2 years or so.

>>38140016

Did you slap your own hand away, since even the pretend girl in your own mind wouldn't stand for you touching her?

>fingering yourself pretending it is Rose bending you over a pin ball machine pegging you with her strap on

i love life

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>hitting yourself in the balls pretending is a qt 3.14 ballbusting me

As I've gotten older, OP, I've found that you lose the patience for depth in videogames over time somewhat. I don't play anything but time wasters, phone games and roguelikes on steam. Finishing a newer Final Fantasy title would be like pulling teeth for me. I just don't fucking care enough.

you sound like you should play a lego game op, i recommend lego marvel superheroes because all the characters are incredibly comic accurate :>

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>>38140052
This, or Mario

Been playing Galaxy 2 on Dolphin lately and I've been in a gaming slump. Go play something cheerful. Katamari always makes me happy too.