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Give me 1 good reason this beautiful man doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Is that you. If so I'm sorry
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>>37731493
Because he speaks of himself in third person.
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>>37731502
Isn't any worse than the eggman types on here.

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Anyone wanna create new characters and level up together on wow? (EU)
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Sorry anon i dont have internet :(
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>>37731492
no way i'm paying monthly for that shit.
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>>37731492
>wasting time on (((video games)))
might as well kill yourself now

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20 years old and went to physical appointment today.
Doctor asks me about my sexual activity
Me: "I'm a virgin."
His response: "Awww, what's wrong."

tfw
> the answer is everything
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seems like an odd response
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>>37731459

he said that? he isn't supposed to comment on that kind of stuff.

next time don't say "i'm a virgin" just say you aren't currently sexually active.
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>go to doctor for a physical
>"do you drink alcohol?"
>"rarely, maybe once a month"
>"do you smoke?"
>"no, of course not"

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WHY IS /r/Incels PRIVATE???
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>>37731313
/r/incels is shit
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>>37731776
no you're shit, american independence
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Idk, I can't message the mods either... r/incels is the last refuge for our kind

>tfw oneitis is a pure Christian girl
>I'm a fedora tipper

How do I approach this situation?

Pic unrelated
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She'll never like you. You should just give up.
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>>37731278
time to become christian friend
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Remember if it's to get laid there's no depth too low in can sink

>always been wearing heavy makeup bc insecure af
>sick of wearing a brown cream mask everyday >feels gross and dirty
>recently started thinking heavy makeup looks trashy
>think I like the natural look better, even on me
>scary bc always been hiding under makeup

So what does guys generally like? Natural looking makeup/no makeup or makeup makeup.
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Guys have varying tastes and you won't satisfy every guy you're with no matter what you try. jus b urself and go with what you like
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>>37731269
They say they prefer no makeup but I think they actually like the 'no makeup' makeup look.
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>>37731269
If you're ugly without makeup keep wearing it. Some chicks pull off no makeup because they have beautiful skin, other girls look like a pepperoni pizza. It really depends.

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How do I get a crazy girlfriend who will never leave me?
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Get into the occult
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>>37731165
no just hope and pray they come to you you don't go to them they go to you
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>>37731190
Speaking from experience, or guessing?

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Hello I am a new tripfriend, please be nice and give me a lot of attention!
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Nice quads, nice Nico, hell I'm bored. Welcome to /r9k/
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>>37731111
please dont post such gruesome images
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>>37731133
Hello bored, how are you doing

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>tfw no clingy discord bf to watch anime with
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>>37730934
tfw no dominant bf, who also likes to give me money when i ask.
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fembot here

so bad that you want a bf, I could've been your discord gf
good luck anon
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>>37730934
I could be your clingy discord bf but anime a shit.

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Anyone else hate submissive women?
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>>37730886
submissive women are my fetish
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>>37730924
This thread wasn't made for you.
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>>37730958
This board wasnt made for me, loser.

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Does this look like your desk ?
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Nah, only have 1 plush and don't have meme posters on my walls. Just a few old paintings of my grandfather.
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>>37730713
dIe you degenerate barneyfagggg
-t. lee
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>>37730713
Kinda
But I'm not into mlp and gaystuff

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Anon, while we were doing a background check we found that you frequent an image board called "/r9k/". Care to explain what that website is all about?
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>>37730666
Can you explain to us why you called bycicle the two wheeled jew?
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>I-it's just an internet forum. We discuss life... and philosophy a-and stuff.
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>>37730689
lol

fawefawf

Hi faggots,

I've lost my therapy licence because of my drinking problem.

Now I spend my days drinking cheap vodka and giving internet losers advice.

Tell me your problems and I'll give you the solution.
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>>37730603
how very adult of you
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>>37730626

shut up faggot

you want my professional advice or not?
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basically i feel like im on auto pilot 80 percent of the time and the moments when im "awake" are usually full of doubt and fear. i feel like next time i blink ill wake up at 40 with a life i hate.
is this just the normal human experience or is something wrong with me?

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>tfw was depressed, always wanting things I can't have
>embraced stoicism
>now perfectly content

So why aren't you a stoic yet?
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>>37730579
Cus im not a faggot
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>>37730579
I used to be stoic but then a girl hugged me and now I desperately want a gf. How do I go back to being freely content spending all of my day playing vidya alone in my basement?
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>>37730579

got any good sources so I can read up on this stuff? I'd do just about anything if it would help my depression at this point.

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I've decided to leave this shit hole and start improving my life, while I still have the chance. Thank you and goodbye, /r9k/.
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Good for you OP.

This is a toxic community.

We should all leave and make something of our lives.
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>>37730523
You're welcome. See you tomorrow.
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>>37730523
>>37730550
Yes please fucking leave, and take your normalfag friends with you. Fucking cunts.

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