Give me 1 good reason this beautiful man doesn't have a girlfriend.
Is that you. If so I'm sorry
>>37731493
Because he speaks of himself in third person.
>>37731502
Isn't any worse than the eggman types on here.
Anyone wanna create new characters and level up together on wow? (EU)
Sorry anon i dont have internet :(
>>37731492
no way i'm paying monthly for that shit.
>>37731492
>wasting time on (((video games)))
might as well kill yourself now
20 years old and went to physical appointment today.
Doctor asks me about my sexual activity
Me: "I'm a virgin."
His response: "Awww, what's wrong."
tfw
> the answer is everything
seems like an odd response
>>37731459
he said that? he isn't supposed to comment on that kind of stuff.
next time don't say "i'm a virgin" just say you aren't currently sexually active.
>go to doctor for a physical
>"do you drink alcohol?"
>"rarely, maybe once a month"
>"do you smoke?"
>"no, of course not"
WHY IS /r/Incels PRIVATE???
>>37731313
/r/incels is shit
>>37731776
no you're shit, american independence
Idk, I can't message the mods either... r/incels is the last refuge for our kind
>tfw oneitis is a pure Christian girl
>I'm a fedora tipper
How do I approach this situation?
Pic unrelated
She'll never like you. You should just give up.
>>37731278
time to become christian friend
Remember if it's to get laid there's no depth too low in can sink
>always been wearing heavy makeup bc insecure af
>sick of wearing a brown cream mask everyday >feels gross and dirty
>recently started thinking heavy makeup looks trashy
>think I like the natural look better, even on me
>scary bc always been hiding under makeup
So what does guys generally like? Natural looking makeup/no makeup or makeup makeup.
Guys have varying tastes and you won't satisfy every guy you're with no matter what you try. jus b urself and go with what you like
>>37731269
They say they prefer no makeup but I think they actually like the 'no makeup' makeup look.
>>37731269
If you're ugly without makeup keep wearing it. Some chicks pull off no makeup because they have beautiful skin, other girls look like a pepperoni pizza. It really depends.
How do I get a crazy girlfriend who will never leave me?
Get into the occult
>>37731165
no just hope and pray they come to you you don't go to them they go to you
>>37731190
Speaking from experience, or guessing?
Hello I am a new tripfriend, please be nice and give me a lot of attention!
Nice quads, nice Nico, hell I'm bored. Welcome to /r9k/
>>37731111
please dont post such gruesome images
>>37731133
Hello bored, how are you doing
>tfw no clingy discord bf to watch anime with
>>37730934
tfw no dominant bf, who also likes to give me money when i ask.
fembot here
so bad that you want a bf, I could've been your discord gf
good luck anon
>>37730934
I could be your clingy discord bf but anime a shit.
Anyone else hate submissive women?
>>37730886
submissive women are my fetish
>>37730924
This thread wasn't made for you.
>>37730958
This board wasnt made for me, loser.
Does this look like your desk ?
Nah, only have 1 plush and don't have meme posters on my walls. Just a few old paintings of my grandfather.
>>37730713
dIe you degenerate barneyfagggg
-t. lee
>>37730713
Kinda
But I'm not into mlp and gaystuff
Anon, while we were doing a background check we found that you frequent an image board called "/r9k/". Care to explain what that website is all about?
>>37730666
Can you explain to us why you called bycicle the two wheeled jew?
>I-it's just an internet forum. We discuss life... and philosophy a-and stuff.
>>37730689
lol
fawefawf
Hi faggots,
I've lost my therapy licence because of my drinking problem.
Now I spend my days drinking cheap vodka and giving internet losers advice.
Tell me your problems and I'll give you the solution.
>>37730603
how very adult of you
>>37730626
shut up faggot
you want my professional advice or not?
basically i feel like im on auto pilot 80 percent of the time and the moments when im "awake" are usually full of doubt and fear. i feel like next time i blink ill wake up at 40 with a life i hate.
is this just the normal human experience or is something wrong with me?
>tfw was depressed, always wanting things I can't have
>embraced stoicism
>now perfectly content
So why aren't you a stoic yet?
>>37730579
Cus im not a faggot
>>37730579
I used to be stoic but then a girl hugged me and now I desperately want a gf. How do I go back to being freely content spending all of my day playing vidya alone in my basement?
>>37730579
got any good sources so I can read up on this stuff? I'd do just about anything if it would help my depression at this point.
I've decided to leave this shit hole and start improving my life, while I still have the chance. Thank you and goodbye, /r9k/.
Good for you OP.
This is a toxic community.
We should all leave and make something of our lives.
>>37730523
You're welcome. See you tomorrow.
>>37730523
>>37730550
Yes please fucking leave, and take your normalfag friends with you. Fucking cunts.